Would you make out with your hot cousin?

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Would you make out with your hot cousin?

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Florida Statute 826.04 wrote:Whoever knowingly marries or has sexual intercourse with a person to whom he is related by lineal consanguinity, or a brother, sister, uncle, aunt, nephew, or niece, commits incest, which constitutes a felony of the third degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.
Looks like Florida doesn't count your cousins as incest. So, would you make out (or more? :wink: ) with your hot cousin? Or any cousin, in the rare case you don't have a hot one (c'mon, everyone does, but just in case...)?

And yes, this is inspired by jmac's post, but at least in my homestate, it wouldn't (legally) be incest. :twisted:
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Yes- most defintiely. I see nothing morally wrong with it (except for what society has portrayed upon it)- fuck the law and religion, either way. Bring it on.
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If I'm not going to see her again, and I'm reasonabley sure she won't spread it around the family, why the hell not? My objection to Brother / Sister making out is that fact that you have to see them on a regular basis, and certainly in a family environment could lead to emotional discomfort. But a one-off thing? Sure- sign me up.
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No, simply for the "ICK!!!" factor.
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No. I changed my mind. :oops:
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My female cousin is very beautiful, actually. But she also shares 50% of my blood, so HELL FUCKING NO!
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You're all repressed. :P

I would at least do a make out.

EDIT: Who's voting and not identifying themselves? :|
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I would, but a simple Hell no seems like spam and/or me-tooing.
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No, my hot cousin is also quite the asshat.
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Uh...nope

My hot cousin is someone I regard as a baby sister in more ways then one(I did babysit for her).

The other flipside of the family still wouldn't work either...mostly because while she's cute, her voice and laugh grate me.
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No, I would not.
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*Thinks* No.
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If I had a cousin, prehaps, it all depends really...
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I left the country and didn't see cousin of mine for 15 years... unclean thoughts aplently. But, no. :)
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almost certainly. the hot cousin Im thinking of I only see at weddings, flirt with some, and we're only related by law.
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Nope. I don't think I could do it.
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I have several hot female cousins, and I'd jump all of them in a heartbeat if given a chance

It's a curse, being the ugly one in a reasonable attractive family.....
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Nah. Just can't see the attraction or point.
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Yes, under certain circumstances. First off, I can't know her that well. For whatever reason I have no attraction towards people I've grown up with. The only thing that's really wrong with incest is the possibility of deformed children, and if you take the necessary precautions, that's not really a problem. Of course, it could disturb the family, but that's a cultural thing, coming out as gay could also disturb the family.

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I have an extremely hot cousin, but I wouldn't make out with her even though I think she's only a second cousin. Firsly, that particular inhibition is a little too well rooted, and second, if the rest of the family found out it would be an unmitigated catastrophe that would follow both of us around until we were dead (that's not an exaggeration--our family still talks about shit that happened sixty years ago).
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First i don't have a hot cousin and second even if i did I would have to say no
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I'd say no, as there's always something within families that makes relatives seem more unnatractive than they'd otherwise be for me. and besides that, there's the "Ewww, incest!" factor that would turn me off, unless I was really desperate.
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No.
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Yes...and then some.

That is, if I knew she existed and also where to find her.
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