Whats you dream pet?

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-04-27 11:47am

If you could own any real creature that still exsists as a pet fully tamed(but not trained to kill or anything) what would you get?

Seeing how I already have on on my list, Peeps the Peacock(who on a unrelated note recently mounted and raped a glass bottle), I'll go to the next on the list.

I want an ostrich, I'd like an ostrich I could ride, but thats dangerous and I'm probably 40 or 50 pounds too heavy to do it, but still an Ostrich. This one too might eventually happen since my mom is interested in it and apparently even knows what you need to have to keep him.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-04-27 11:51am

Man, you're weird. I once did a removal for my work at someone's place up in the sticks. They had an emu running around and the damn thing attacked me. You know what an emu is? It's basically the Australian version of an ostrich, although it's a bit smaller (but not by alot). I ended up running from it and finally the owner came out to help me. I noticed a shovel on the ground though, I should have beheaded the damn thing.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-04-27 11:53am

Bah, I'd bet that geese are meaner, they're just small.

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2004-04-27 11:56am

By "still exists" you mean "living" don't you? Phooey.

I want a harpy eagle trained like a falcon. I'll name her Griffin and sic her on small, yappy dogs.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-04-27 12:00pm

Bah, I'd bet that geese are meaner, they're just small.

I've seen geese make angry dogs turn and run. Geese are VERY mean.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-04-27 12:02pm

Superman wrote:
Bah, I'd bet that geese are meaner, they're just small.
I've seen geese make angry dogs turn and run. Geese are VERY mean.

Geeze are pussies if you set the dominance. I'm the only person my geese never attacked, and I did it with out hurting them. Just cuddling.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-04-27 12:03pm

I've gotten close to them, but the problem is that their beaks are at about the same level as my nuts. I'm pretty tall, but they can easily stretch. Since they seem to usually go for the nuts, I stay away from them.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-04-27 12:21pm

Superman wrote:Man, you're weird. I once did a removal for my work at someone's place up in the sticks. They had an emu running around and the damn thing attacked me. You know what an emu is? It's basically the Australian version of an ostrich, although it's a bit smaller (but not by alot). I ended up running from it and finally the owner came out to help me. I noticed a shovel on the ground though, I should have beheaded the damn thing.

Ahahahaha, Emu's ROCK!!!!!

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2004-04-27 12:34pm

Well, if a hot girl willing to serve my every need is not a "pet," then I'd want an eternal baby-lion or polar bear. If you could genetically engineer them to stop growing..

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2004-04-27 12:42pm

An African Pouched Rat. It's a rat. It's 3ft long. What's not to like?

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-04-27 12:54pm

Jessica Simpson

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2004-04-27 01:14pm

A polar bear.
They're so cute and cuddly

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-04-27 01:19pm

Either a wallaby or a Komodo Dragon.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-04-27 01:29pm

Tamed, not going to kill me polar bear. Like someone else said, if they could make it stay a little cub forever, that'd be great.

But I'd have to go with my old dog. Somehow brought back to life, in perfect health, just as he was before with no odd side effects or anything (ie, not some damned horror movie). Best pet I ever had...

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-04-27 01:38pm

closet sci-fi fan wrote:some sort of monkey.

oh! a flying one! with a beret and a french accent. I will call him Jean Luc. oui! oui!

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2004-04-27 01:41pm

A leopard or Jaguar. Nothing like a big, spotted predatory cat to lounge around with.

CrimsonRaine · Post by **CrimsonRaine** » 2004-04-27 01:45pm

A tiger! Preferably a white tiger, but they're kind of rare.

'Raine

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-04-27 02:04pm

The Hypno-Toad!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-04-27 02:06pm

closet sci-fi fan wrote:some sort of monkey.

Bad idea. They throw shit. Literally. And if it should get pissed off... Well, a 20 pound monkey and a 200 pound man are about evenly matched in a fight. The monkey will attempt to remove your eyes.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-04-27 02:11pm

closet sci-fi fan wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:
closet sci-fi fan wrote:some sort of monkey.
Bad idea. They throw shit. Literally. And if it should get pissed off... Well, a 20 pound monkey and a 200 pound man are about evenly matched in a fight. The monkey will attempt to remove your eyes.

opening post wrote:If you could own any real creature that still exsists as a pet fully tamed(but not trained to kill or anything) what would you get?
I don't know about your pet monkey but my fully tamed monkey even changes his own diaper and takes out the garbage while he disposes it.

my flying French monkey named Jean Luc will shit in the toilet..... and he will know how to work the turntable and pump out the fly ass disco jams.

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-04-27 02:28pm

A white wolf.

Just because I love wolves more than any other wild animal and I think white wolves the most beautiful out of all of them.

Barring that, a Komodo Dragon. He'll greet the JWs.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2004-04-27 02:34pm

I'd get a Snow Leopold. They look just awesome and have a massive vertical and horizontal leap. They and my second choice of a Jaguar are also both quite large cats without the shear mass of a lion or tiger.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-04-27 02:36pm

Just a couple of male Siamese kittens. Probably a blue point, like the top picture, and a seal point like the bottom. Possibly a lilac point (a very light bluish-grey, lighter than the blue point), but we'll see when it comes time to actually buy them.

AHA! I CAN ACTUALLY BUY MY DREAM PETS!! NA-NA-NUH-NA-NAAA!

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-04-27 02:37pm

The cuteness! It's...too...strong! *explodes from cuteness overload*

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-04-27 02:40pm

Wolves, eh?