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Post by Keevan_Colton »

Darth_Zod wrote:
is that slang for what i think it is? don't think i've ever heard that particular term for it before. :?
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ah. so it is slang for what i thought it was then. I've just never heard it referred to as a gash. ;)
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What happens if you get pregnant as a female and then change to a male?
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:What happens if you get pregnant as a female and then change to a male?
You panic.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:What happens if you get pregnant as a female and then change to a male?
one would think that the aspect of gender-changing would somewhat make getting pregnant difficult at best. Unless you stay in female form for over a month or two.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:What happens if you get pregnant as a female and then change to a male?
You make a movie about it...oops, no I guess The Governator already did that one... :lol:
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Darth_Zod wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I'd go halfway: Keep the Yogurt-Railgun, grow a gash, and grow my mams just a tiny bit so my nipples get poofy. Best of All Worlds!!! :twisted: :teeth:
except you won't get to experience multiple orgasms by keeping the yogurt railgun. ;)
Bullshit. I jacked off last night and came three times! :teeth:

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My luck I'd be as ugly a woman as I am a man, so the lesbo-orgies are out. I'd just buy a shower-massager and lock myself in the bathroom for two or three days.
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Rye wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:What happens if you get pregnant as a female and then change to a male?
You panic.
Bah, and here I thought you read Banks. :P
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I would drop the actual 'uterus' option, so I wouldn't ever have to worry about getting pregnant! :D
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So, how many of the ladies would attempt autofellatio?


And how many of the males would attempt autocunnilingus?
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Post by Sporkzen »

Hot lesbian shower orgy time!!!!! heh

Plus knowing how the genetics works in my family, i'd be pretty hot so the lesbian orgy would prolly not be too hard to do lol

what would be really cool is if you could change other people at will also. Bwahaha chaos ensues!!!
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darthdavid wrote:M-U-T-I-P-L-E O-R-G-A-S-M-S
Yeah, that seems to be one of the sexual perks for females. :)

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I find it extremely peculiar that only one female debater has dared to answer this thread.
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I don't think I'd be interested, really. No, actually I'm sure I wouldn't be interested.
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Nope...as interesting as it would be to have aLesbian relation...just don't need guys to stare at my boobs. :P
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I would turn myself into a woman, discover EXACTLY what gave me the most pleasure, then become a man again, find the nearest interested woman, show her my new knowledge, and become a god
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Use it learn women's actual ways of thinking. Change back into a male and sell this information to other guys.
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:Personally I think I look bad enough as a guy, I really wouldn't look good as a woman.
Think Cpl. Nobbs as a woman.
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jenat-lai wrote:
SyntaxVorlon wrote:Personally I think I look bad enough as a guy, I really wouldn't look good as a woman.
Think Cpl. Nobbs as a woman.
http://www33.brinkster.com/stctc/images/elli.htm

lol. Just had to do it.
You just happen to have that pic?

Wow.
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Yeh... as you can see, she played Corperal Nobbs in a play at uni :p
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Hell yes, I'd try it! I might not even go back!
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Post by jenat-lai »

For me I'd rather 'body ride' than 'gender bend' that is, experience a few days as that person, with them actually making their normal decisions/experiences for themselves.


however I reccon I'd give womanhood a shot. If only for a whyle, and if only to see what sex is like :P
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Defiant wrote:I would turn myself into a woman, discover EXACTLY what gave me the most pleasure, then become a man again, find the nearest interested woman, show her my new knowledge, and become a god
Good plan. 8)
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