Would you make out with your avatar?

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Would you make out with that which your avatar depicts

Yes
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28%
No
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38%
As long as I don't have to have actual sexual intercourse with it
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1%
Perhaps
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9%
You're even crazier than I thought, Peregrin
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23%
 
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Would you make out with your avatar?

Post by Peregrin Toker »

Or, more accurately, that which your avatar is a depiction of?

This is my own twisted take on the "Would You Make Out With Your Brother/Sister" thread.

In case you want my answer - there's no way in R'lyeh that I'd kiss a Grey Alien, not even if it's a Grey Alien who happens to be named Thor.
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Noooo..................... *thud*
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Post by Col. Crackpot »

dear god no. perhaps Zaia's avatar. and often times Spanky's avatar.
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sick and wrong, SICK AND WRONG!
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LMAO....no.
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I'd make out with mine. Whatever it is.
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I'd make out with mine. 8)

As far as the actual poll goes, I would like to castrate Straha, but since that option is strangely missing, I'll vote yes.
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Even if I could make out with my avatar, why would I want to make out with a circle?!

Now Spanky's Avatar.... thats another story.
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InnerBrat wrote:sick and wrong, SICK AND WRONG!
oh come on! yours would make an acceptable dildo. minus the arms perhaps.
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I am mine. How can I make out with myself?
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Post by Darth Raptor »

*wonders when this trend will die*

Since most of my avs are either male or inhuman, no.

That said, I'd definately go to town with a female Red Mage. Especially if she's a Viera or Mithra. And I'd like to se someone try to make out with a dromaeosaurid.
Col. Crackpot wrote:...and often times Spanky's avatar.
Even with her changing into a completely different person every 20 minutes? :P
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No, I would not make out with a star.
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Post by Rye »

You're just hydrogen-fusionphobic sirius :P.

Would I? Would I fuck!

But this thread is funny in a mixing and matching other people's ideas sort of way.
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*yuck*
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hmm no
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Post by Admiral Valdemar »

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No.

I need to get Seras back then I can say yes.
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Since my avatar right now is poison Ivy (going to change in a bit), yes. Assuming i had an antidote to her annoying poison passed through skin contact thing. It's all about the green babes. :D
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Oh, absolutely... :lol:
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You know, even if I were willing, I doubt the ram would be. The animal, anyway. The truck would just sit there.

Where would you make out with a truck, anyway? I've made out in trucks before, but I can't imagine where you'd put your tongue if you're making out with one.
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RedImperator wrote:You know, even if I were willing, I doubt the ram would be. The animal, anyway. The truck would just sit there.

Where would you make out with a truck, anyway? I've made out in trucks before, but I can't imagine where you'd put your tongue if you're making out with one.
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Lets see.....uh NO!
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Ain't enough beer in the world to get me to make out with Batboy.
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Hmm...well hello there Shuuya... :twisted:
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Post by Ravenwing »

im willing :) but i doubt he is...
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Post by aerius »

Not only would I make out with her, I'd have hot kinky sex with her any day. Well, that is if we were both single, but since we're not we'll have to settle for making out.
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