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Post by jegs2 »

For when a helmet just isn't enough:

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what? no lance? :P
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His weapon of choice is the axe, check it out it's sticking out above his helmet.
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His armor won't protect him much when he gets hit by a semi :twisted:
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Montcalm wrote:His armor won't protect him much when he gets hit by a semi :twisted:
Maybe not, be he's obeying the Helmet Laws, that's for sure ;)
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He must be broiling in there.
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I'd imagine it would hurt alot worse wearing full metal plate over simple padding if he happened to fall off his bike. not to mention getting the dents out would be a bitch.
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Cool. If I ever get a bike that's something I'd probably do just for the hell of it.
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but why isn't his sigul on the front fender? :D
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BoredShirtless wrote:His weapon of choice is the axe, check it out it's sticking out above his helmet.
That looks more like a halberd to me. And it's a bit small, as if it is in the background.
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Darth_Zod wrote:I'd imagine it would hurt alot worse wearing full metal plate over simple padding if he happened to fall off his bike. not to mention getting the dents out would be a bitch.
Indeed. In the event of a collison he could be crushed inside that tin can.
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That would REALLY fucking hurt if you fell off. When I make my metal band, I'll use the image PT :P.
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I prefer a different sort of armour when riding a bike:

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