Would you make out with your avatar?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-04-28 02:36pm

Zaia wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Zaia-aia-aia, you can't make out with youself.
Oh yeah? Watch me!

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YES!

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-04-28 02:52pm

Zaia wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Zaia-aia-aia, you can't make out with youself.
Oh yeah? Watch me!

Cool...can I sell tickets.

And wait...you got more red in your hair

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-04-28 02:54pm

I have Rei.

Lancer · Post by **Lancer** » 2004-04-28 03:01pm

Peregrin Toker wrote:Or, more accurately, that which your avatar is a depiction of?

This is my own twisted take on the "Would You Make Out With Your Brother/Sister" thread.

In case you want my answer - there's no way in R'lyeh that I'd kiss a Grey Alien, not even if it's a Grey Alien who happens to be named Thor.

hmmn, given that my avatar is one of the most powerful "fighter" class vessels in Freelancer, I'd have to say no.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-04-28 03:05pm

eeeerrrr no, the lightsabre gets in the way

Middleclass · Post by **Middleclass** » 2004-04-28 03:11pm

Oh God yes. Why do you think I picked him?
"Tell me about the international effects of a rising interest rate!"
"Devaluation of the dollar versus the yen!"
"Earned Income Tax Credit! Earned Income Tax Credit!"

Oh yeah, that'd be hot.

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2004-04-28 03:11pm

Zaia wrote:Oh yeah? Watch me!

To yank the topic of another thread over here, is that an insinuation that you're going to post photos so that we *can* watch you?

Lord Pounder wrote:On a more serrious note the polls on this board are getting weirder, for the love of the godess will some of you guys get laid already

Okay, I'll take out a personals ad. Annoying, atheistic, gawky, geeky, insanely thin, bisexual guy seeks cheap sex to stop the bitching of someone who has 'Pounder' in his alias. Applicant should enjoy long walks on the beach, as I don't want a flabby partner, and I can deathmatch while she's out walking, and giving sex wherever and whenever I need it.

-Damien

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-04-28 03:27pm

Joe wrote:No, because Marsellus Wallace would throw me out of a four-story building if I did.

that was for a foot massage.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-04-28 03:34pm

Oni Koneko Damien wrote: Okay, I'll take out a personals ad. Annoying, atheistic, gawky, geeky, insanely thin, bisexual guy seeks cheap sex to stop the bitching of someone who has 'Pounder' in his alias. Applicant should enjoy long walks on the beach, as I don't want a flabby partner, and I can deathmatch while she's out walking, and giving sex wherever and whenever I need it.

-Damien

Leave the personals, just join GALE. BTW whats wrong with the name Pounder?

Striderteen · Post by **Striderteen** » 2004-04-28 03:36pm

Definitely, as long as I'm sure she's not out to kill me. That's the one bad thing about bounty hunters.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-04-28 04:10pm

Where would my wang go?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-04-28 04:16pm

darthdavid wrote:Where would my wang go?

Such a small thing to worry about.

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-04-28 04:51pm

I'm female and not lesbian or bi, so no. But if I was a guy...

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-04-28 05:06pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Joe wrote:No, because Marsellus Wallace would throw me out of a four-story building if I did.
that was for a foot massage.

Nah, the foot massage never took place. He threw Tony Rocky Horror out the window for another reason which was never stated. However, if I were to make out with his wife undoubtedly he would do the same to me, or worse.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2004-04-28 05:10pm

What luck that my avatar happens to be an ultra-hot vampire chick. Vampire yes, but still screwable.

EDIT: That said, nearly all my avatars have been hot and legal.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-04-28 05:15pm

Make out with the United States Navy? Um...that would take an awful long time. And for a good percentage of it, illegal according to the UCMJ.

Now, I have seen some pretty good looking female Sailors out there...and it's not considered fraternization yet! So, I'd say for maybe 10% (at most) that fall into the good looking female category: yes, yes I would.

But as for the other 90%, I'd say no, so that's what I have to vote.

EDIT: Forgot about the perhaps. Since there's 10% that I could say "yes" to, I voted Perhaps.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-04-28 06:40pm

Joe wrote:No, because Marsellus Wallace would throw me out of a four-story building if I did.

At least it wouldn't be Bill.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-04-28 06:42pm

Striderteen wrote:Definitely, as long as I'm sure she's not out to kill me. That's the one bad thing about bounty hunters.

As long as she didn't show her real face, I would too.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-04-28 06:46pm

As for my av...her breasts are probably kind of hard and uncomfortable, but from what I see in the video for "All Is Full of Love," she is a fantastic kisser who likes to caress her partner's bottom while doing it. And she likes the girls. God bless Bjork. And her cute android doppëlganger.

EDIT - it's one of the best music videos ever, and very hot. If you want a copy, find a place where it can be hosted for everyone (and promise me you'll post the link in this thread) and I'll email it to you. It's a 17 Mb Quicktime file.

Phantasee · Post by **Phantasee** » 2004-04-28 06:53pm

Dude...not likely, as it is a blue water dragon. And I don't do inter-species. Now if my avatar was a picture if AnimeJet....maybe...

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2004-04-28 07:01pm

Phantasee wrote:Dude...not likely, as it is a blue water dragon. And I don't do inter-species. Now if my avatar was a picture if AnimeJet....maybe...

You are t3h idiot

My avatar.. hm... Well.. I think it'd eat me before i got to do anything, so no o_O

FaxModem1 · Post by **FaxModem1** » 2004-04-28 07:03pm

Its the Delta Flyer, making out with a warp capable ship would be weird at best.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-04-28 07:05pm

FaxModem1 wrote:Its the Delta Flyer, making out with a warp capable ship would be weird at best.

It does have holoprojectors, doesn't it? Just have it project some hottie for you.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2004-04-28 08:24pm

Mmm, yes, I think I would.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-04-28 08:24pm

Well, lets see... my avatar is a T-850.

NO.

Lets look at the other avatars I have had:
Emperor: No. Fucking. Way.
Emperor in Santa Hat: Ditto
Different T-850: Ditto
An Evil Cat: Ditto
A Xenomorph: Ditto
The Half Life 2 logo: Definitely

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