Would you make out with your hot cousin?

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Would you?

Yes
21
21%
Yes...and then some... ;)
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42%
No
36
37%
 
Total votes: 98

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Seeing as my one attractive cousin isn't actually related to me (she's my blood-related uncle's wife's daughter. no actual blood relation), sure. If she was up for it anyway. :twisted:
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I don't have any female cousins of consenting age (or even anywhere close to it) so I'd have to say no. :P

However, in the theoretical case of having a hot cousin whom I don't have to see on a regular basis, and if I was drunk enough to not be thinking too hard about the consequences...sure.
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If I had a hot cousin, I'd take it all the way.
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So, yes is 31 to no's 21. Glad to see we're open minded here. In case I wasn't clear, yes, I might make out (keeping it far, far from the family of course) but as to "and then some" well...maybe.

Though after a 19+ year dry spell...I'd probably consider it quite strongly. It's not like I ever see them on a continual basis, anyway.
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I might, in certain circumstances.
DPDarkPrimus wrote:I worry that my hot cousin does want to make out with me.
Then what are you waiting for? Screw her! :D
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Sharp-kun wrote:I might, in certain circumstances.
DPDarkPrimus wrote:I worry that my hot cousin does want to make out with me.
Then what are you waiting for? Screw her! :D
Dude...

Man, I somehow didn't think incest was that high on the perversion priority list here...
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Rogue 9 wrote:
Sharp-kun wrote:I might, in certain circumstances.
DPDarkPrimus wrote:I worry that my hot cousin does want to make out with me.
Then what are you waiting for? Screw her! :D
Dude...

Man, I somehow didn't think incest was that high on the perversion priority list here...
Read the OP. In the state of Florida, it's not considered incest. It may well be true for other places in the world as well.

Incest being the legal definition layed down by law, of course. And Florida didn't include cousins in the list. So lucky for me. 8)
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Only if they had no blood relation to be and they were suitably distant (like, a cousin of a cousin).
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I have several good-looking cousins, one of whom I have seen naked :wink: So yeah, with precaution, I'd definitely do it.
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Well, my oldest female blood cousing is only 13, so I'd have to say no.

If we get into stepcousins...been there, done that :oops: . She's engaged now to a very nice Bahai man (she's Wiccan herself), which keeps that side of the family (rather conservative bunch) on their toes.
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Yes, I would, and then some... keeping in mind that all female cousins who would be old enough are on my dad's side of the family, and that my dad is adopted.

God knows there have been a few family reunions on my dad's side where I wish it was like that episode of Family Guy...

"Come on, Lois, it's not like he felt up his cousin at Thanksgiving out by the barn when I was 17!"

Although, being an only child, I probably wouldn't have any reservations about fucking any blood-related cousins either, if I had any that were of age.
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I voted "yes", but I'm including an "alone on a deserted island/no hope" clause.
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I have 2 sort-of hot second cousins, I'd do them, but we're probably not all that related.

First cousins, I don't have any female ones, but probably not.
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I have a very distant cousin, more distant than second cousin, she's frickin' hot as well, still thats so far away in relativeness that I doubt there'd be any real taboo over it.
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If my family ever see this i'm dead, but i actually learned to kiss with one of my cousins. It'd never have went further but i will say she moulded me righ because ever person i've ever kissed since says i'm pretty damn good.
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Been There, Done That.

I was 14, he was 13. :)

EDIT: At least a dozen times too!
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Rye wrote:I have 2 sort-of hot second cousins, I'd do them, but we're probably not all that related.

First cousins, I don't have any female ones, but probably not.
Which reminds me. I want you to send a pint of blood so I can work on making two clones of you and train them to have sex for my viewing pleasure. And a third more spunky one for myself. Yves really does look a lot like you, but he and Michelle were raised Catholic and that boomerang only backfires so much. That and I don't want to turn Chelle into too much of a slut. His adorable "Oh my God, I can't believe what you're doing to me, that's so dirty (while bucking his hips like an animal)" reaction to blowjobs is too priceless.

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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Been There, Done That.

I was 14, he was 13. :)

EDIT: At least a dozen times too!
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Damn...the only person I know on par with you had sex with her mother and is okay with it. Gotta find her email...
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Metrion Cascade wrote: Damn...the only person I know on par with you had sex with her mother and is okay with it. Gotta find her email...
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

How old was she and was she drunk?
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Sharp-kun wrote:
Metrion Cascade wrote: Damn...the only person I know on par with you had sex with her mother and is okay with it. Gotta find her email...
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

How old was she and was she drunk?
IIRC, she said they were in love. And this went on for years (maybe still goes on - I haven't seen her in a while, and we didn't really talk a lot).
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I'm not one for incest. I also have no hot cousins either.

...Funny story. Due to some inbreeding in the family a few generations back I'm my own cousin (can't remember to what degree though).
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I have a very hot cousin and would probably make out with him...

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only because i dont have a cousin hot enough, other wise......
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I dont know where this unnamed cousing got it, my aunt and uncle arent exactly creme of the crop, neither are both sets of his grandparants... but DAMN!!!
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yes and then some. I'm fucking desperate. Too bad there's no attractive female or male cousins around. Infact the only cousins i know of are 2nd cousnis and like 4.
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