Most heartless thing you've done

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-04-29 02:11am

skeewhiff wrote:Anyone who voted Bush in 2000 has done the worst thing possible.

Yeah, I'm sure that on the scale of all atrocities committed throughout history, voting for Bush is right at the top.

CrimsonRaine · Post by **CrimsonRaine** » 2004-04-29 02:37am

Well, as far as human beings go, I'm not generally heartless. The worse I ever said was, I think, to this guy Todd who was calling me a lesbian. I was 16 when I declared in front of his friends, "Todd, you're a loser. You'll always be a loser, now get the hell out of my face." Or something along those lines. I called him some other derogatory comments, but only when he wasn't paying attention.

Needless to say, I'm not a fine example of cruel bravery.

I did cover a spider once with hairspray and light it on fire. That was kinda cool, but I remember crying afterwords.

'Raine

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-04-29 02:42am

Jesus fucking Christ. There's some major Edgler Vess type shit here. Were I to catch anyone doing half the shit in this thread (killing small animals and such) I'd beat them to a pulp and call the cops if they were lucky. And hopefully they'd get some good drugs at the state hospital...

CrimsonRaine · Post by **CrimsonRaine** » 2004-04-29 02:44am

Metrion Cascade wrote:Jesus fucking Christ. There's some major Edgler Vess type shit here. Were I to catch anyone doing half the shit in this thread (killing small animals and such) I'd beat them to a pulp and call the cops if they were lucky. And hopefully they'd get some good drugs at the state hospital...

You mean to tell me you've never stepped on a spider? Or an ant? That's torture as well, my friend.

Not that I'm for the hamster in the medicine bottle, but we all do really fucking stupid things as children.

'Raine

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-04-29 02:49am

CrimsonRaine wrote:
Metrion Cascade wrote:Jesus fucking Christ. There's some major Edgler Vess type shit here. Were I to catch anyone doing half the shit in this thread (killing small animals and such) I'd beat them to a pulp and call the cops if they were lucky. And hopefully they'd get some good drugs at the state hospital...
You mean to tell me you've never stepped on a spider? Or an ant? That's torture as well, my friend.

Not that I'm for the hamster in the medicine bottle, but we all do really fucking stupid things as children.

'Raine

There's stupid, and there's "I'm a future serial killer, please lock me up" psychotic. I don't get off on killin' spiders (although I find that far less sick than killing something to see it suffer) or get curious as to whether a kitten bleeding will be fun to watch.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-04-29 03:12am

You'll beat and abuse someone... for beating and abusing something. Makes perfect sense.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-04-29 03:21am

Howedar wrote:You'll beat and abuse someone... for beating and abusing something. Makes perfect sense.

As much as shooting a guy who's shooting up a bank.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-04-29 03:26am

Actually I'd probably just knock them on their asses enough to stop them, then call the cops. They'd have to hurt someone I care about (in which case rationality flies out the window) for me to deliberately cripple them. And I probably wouldn't kill anyone no matter how much I hated them, unless there were somehow no other way to stop them. Dead people can't suffer. If I really hated someone (mind you, they'd have to badly hurt or kill someone I cared about), I'd cripple them in such a way that their bodies became prisons and they'd spend years or decades wishing to die. And not have any way to do it. This would involve multiple amputations and some cauterizing.

I'm not incapable of doing cruelty. I just need a reason. Doing it without reason is what gets me, because it's the same sadism that I'd need the death of a loved one to be capable of, but directed randomly and unprovoked. That's some dangerous shit.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-04-29 03:30am

Howedar wrote:You'll beat and abuse someone... for beating and abusing something. Makes perfect sense.

Why doesn't that make sense? An eye for an eye, they used to say.

Mind you, beating up somebody for slicing up a rabbit or a cat is not really an eye for an eye; the species aren't equivalent, and the cat-killer isn't being sliced up himself.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-04-29 03:33am

I'm only evil in the cool sense, any planets I destroy I evacuate all cute animals from first, and I make sure there are only bad people on them.

Other than that I am a perfect pure being.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-04-29 03:40am

Oh wait, this christmas I was supposed to go along for a cruise with this girl(same girl I was talking about in HoS), she really wanted me along, I didn't feel like going because I didn't have alot of money then but since she really wanted me to come, she was single then, so I thought, heh..

But nah, she was gonna share cabin with her ex who also came along, I said I'd come if more people would too, so a few people got along and it looked ok I spose, but then one dropped out and another got sick and then the rest dropped out too, so it was only me, her and her ex, then I dropped out as well, she wasn't very happy about that.

Post by **Edi** » 2004-04-29 04:46am

About the only really heartless thing I've done was pick on this kid in my class during 8th grade or thereabouts (and I wasn't nearly the only one who did it, either). He was really disliked for several reasons, but he didn't deserve me being such a shit to him. I feel bad about it every time I think of it, doubly so because I've been at the receiving end of more than my share of similar treatment, and him being annoying was no excuse whatsoever for what I did.

I've also done a couple of things out of ignorance or thoughtlessness when I was a kid, but never cruelty to animals.

But got to echo RedImperator here, my invitation list just got cut down to a lot smaller size than it used to be.

Edi

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-04-29 04:55am

Robert Walper wrote:
Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Robert Walper wrote:Not to be idiot nitpicker here, but birds are in fact mammals.
No they're not.

Birds belong to Phyla Aves; we belong to Phyla Mammalia.
Really? Shit...I thought they were mammals...my mistake.

You didn't know birds lay eggs?

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-04-29 06:48am

His Divine Shadow wrote: You didn't know birds lay eggs?

Platypus.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-04-29 06:50am

Rye wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote: You didn't know birds lay eggs?
Platypus.

Soggybottom!

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-04-29 07:46am

I've done a lot of cruel shit. One time there was this kitten in my friend's yard and I kicked it. I pushed it on a piece of plywood which was on top of something and I stomped the plywood so it would catapult the kitten into the air, not too high though, and the kitten didn't land on its feet. Then I tried to kick it into a tiny drainage canal, but the kitten wouldn't budge. So I tried to maneuvere two shards of glass to decapitate the kitten. My classmate, and friend who was the neighbor of my classmate and friend whose house I was in, saved the kitten but it died some days later.

One time there was this tiny lizard, a couple of inches long, it was in a pile of soap boxes and I tried to get it out. It was squished by a piece of soap or something. And then I cried.

I'm weird. I feel more compassionate to reptiles than mammals.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-04-29 07:49am

Now I want an ignore function for this message board.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-04-29 07:56am

Used to put spiders into buckets of water after seeing one splash about and then dislocate it's legs and turn into a raisin. Poor spider dude...

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-04-29 08:08am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Used to put spiders into buckets of water after seeing one splash about and then dislocate it's legs and turn into a raisin. Poor spider dude...

Well, there was this cockroach and I doused him with bug spray, so he was sprawled on the ground, but not dead yet. So I doused him with alchohol and set him ablaze! Then steam was exploding through his exoskeleton, there weren't explosions but there were popping noises.

It was radical!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-04-29 08:11am

Shroom Man 777 wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Used to put spiders into buckets of water after seeing one splash about and then dislocate it's legs and turn into a raisin. Poor spider dude...
Well, there was this cockroach and I doused him with bug spray, so he was sprawled on the ground, but not dead yet. So I doused him with alchohol and set him ablaze! Then steam was exploding through his exoskeleton, there weren't explosions but there were popping noises.

It was radical!

Pfft, not as good as a spider that can self eject it's limbs.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-04-29 08:14am

I thought you took its legs off. Well, a spider turning into a raisin is pretty heartless, man. Spiders are cool.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-04-29 08:19am

Shroom Man 777 wrote:I thought you took its legs off. Well, a spider turning into a raisin is pretty heartless, man. Spiders are cool.

It was self-inflicted... other than me putting it in the water, I mean.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-04-29 08:24am

So you dumped it into water and its legs suddenly came off?

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-04-29 09:13am

Shroom Man 777 wrote:I've done a lot of cruel shit. One time there was this kitten in my friend's yard and I kicked it. I pushed it on a piece of plywood which was on top of something and I stomped the plywood so it would catapult the kitten into the air, not too high though, and the kitten didn't land on its feet. Then I tried to kick it into a tiny drainage canal, but the kitten wouldn't budge. So I tried to maneuvere two shards of glass to decapitate the kitten. My classmate, and friend who was the neighbor of my classmate and friend whose house I was in, saved the kitten but it died some days later.

One time there was this tiny lizard, a couple of inches long, it was in a pile of soap boxes and I tried to get it out. It was squished by a piece of soap or something. And then I cried.

I'm weird. I feel more compassionate to reptiles than mammals.

I knew SDnetters were weird, but this is some majorly psychotic shit. Did you ever get help?

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-04-29 09:26am

Dude, the lizard shit was when I was a kid, okay?