Would you make out with your avatar?

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Would you make out with that which your avatar depicts

Yes
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28%
No
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38%
As long as I don't have to have actual sexual intercourse with it
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1%
Perhaps
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9%
You're even crazier than I thought, Peregrin
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23%
 
Total votes: 74

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Post by Metrion Cascade »

YT300000 wrote:Well, lets see... my avatar is a T-850.
Looks like a T1000 to me. In which case it could mimic any hottie you wanted.
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Metrion Cascade wrote:Looks like a T1000 to me. In which case it could mimic any hottie you wanted.
And then stab you to death.
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Make out with my avatar? :shock:

Erm, no thanks. A red dragon would consider me a tasty snack, especially after a quick flash-barbecuing, so I wouldn't even go near one.

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Crayz9000 wrote:
Metrion Cascade wrote:Looks like a T1000 to me. In which case it could mimic any hottie you wanted.
And then stab you to death.
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

of course I do realize the whole sex juxposition between a man and a car....

and my present avatar is my car, and I did have my ex-call her "My Mistress" given how much energy and time I spend under the car's top the last couple of weeks....

don't even get me started about the fact I hjave to dis-assemble and repair the exhaust/emmissions control systems and jokes about anal sex....
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Of course, I'd happily have sex with ALL of my pinup avs.
And the green wyrd from Drakh's pic, but only if the escort allowed.

And if palaeontologist Barbie was a tall, slim, palaeontologist, and not just the doll of one, HELL YES!


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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

Did an inventory check, and of the avatars I have that I can definately place as being of legal age, I would gladly make out and do more with the following:

Ace (Doctor Who)
Cammy White
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Leela (Doctor Who)
Babydoll manga-style slavegirl Leia
Maya Ibuki - though that's unlikely since she's a lesbian.
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Peregrin Toker wrote:Or, more accurately, that which your avatar is a depiction of?
If Kitsune was a real person, I would marry her.

Does that answer your question?
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Post by SyntaxVorlon »

It would be quite impossible as they are both flat surfaces.
So no, though some of the other Avs on this board...yum. :D
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Doing it with my current avatar would be a new defenition of 'cyber-sex'.

With my old Ming avatar, hell fuck no. But I would be very pleased to play with the harem for the weekend... :twisted:
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I doubt it would be feasible or intelligent to make out with the Form of Darkness.
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Post by Zac Naloen »

My avatar is kiera Knightly.....

Nuff said i think, :twisted: :D
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Hell yeah! Assuming, obviously, that she was real and didn't bite my head off.
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Post by Peregrin Toker »

Zac Naloen wrote:My avatar is kiera Knightly.....

Nuff said i think, :twisted: :D
But why is the word "Fit!" in large red letters juxtaposed over her? :?
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Peregrin Toker wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:My avatar is kiera Knightly.....

Nuff said i think, :twisted: :D
But why is the word "Fit!" in large red letters juxtaposed over her? :?
Fit = sexy.
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Durandal wrote:
Atavarius wrote:Ummmm.......no, I would not.
Heh heh ... alllll riiiiiiiight. :)

I'd make out with aerius' avatar, whoever it is.
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Peregrin Toker wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:My avatar is kiera Knightly.....

Nuff said i think, :twisted: :D
But why is the word "Fit!" in large red letters juxtaposed over her? :?

Its cos im a crazy brit, thats why :P
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Hmmm...No. Back when My avatar was Eliza Dushku, then Yes, but now...HELL no.
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This is kind of metaphysical question I have often thought of but never reached conclusive answer.
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And lo from on high orbit the command came down.

"Fools! You will not make out with the Master of Magnetism!"

And it was so...
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Umm, yes? wtf, look at her, of course I would!
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As in right this second? I'd rather not, I'm not feeling that good. OTOH, she is my girlfriend...
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Super-Gagme wrote:Umm, yes? wtf, look at her, of course I would!
who is your avatar??
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Any and all of my guy avatars: Yes.
Arwen av: Maybe.
Nina Williams av: HELL Yes.
Kitty av (provided by YB): No.
Rabid Monkey av: GODS no.

I've had other ones, but I don't remember all of them...
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