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Darth Wong wrote:
IG-88E wrote:Jeez, this thing attracted 7 pages in like 5 minutes!
Yes, but we got Kelly to confess that she likes lesbian porn! Wasn't it worth it?
Yeah, but we still have more details to wrangle out of her.
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*wanders in*

*reads thread*

First take:
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Hotfoot!?! What the hell are you doing here? You used to post on the Independence War forums, right? If you're someone else, then sorry.
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Stormbringer wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
IG-88E wrote:Jeez, this thing attracted 7 pages in like 5 minutes!
Yes, but we got Kelly to confess that she likes lesbian porn! Wasn't it worth it?
Yeah, but we still have more details to wrangle out of her.
*ahem* such as?
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Yeah, but we still have more details to wrangle out of her.
*ahem* such as?
Probably just the usual questions, eg- what kind of vibrator you have, favourite positions, etc. :twisted:
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Oh, is that all? Be aware. I am an insatiable flirt.

And for those who wonder where this all got started, it's probably from IG and Stormbringer reading this story I wrote.

http://www.angelfire.com/hi4/kantilles/binds.html

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Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:Hotfoot!?! What the hell are you doing here? You used to post on the Independence War forums, right? If you're someone else, then sorry.
Whaddya mean "used to"? :P
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Darth Wong wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Yeah, but we still have more details to wrangle out of her.
*ahem* such as?
Probably just the usual questions, eg- what kind of vibrator you have, favourite positions, etc. :twisted:
Yeah, that'd be a good start. But the burning question is: Why is it she's enjoying lesbain porn in the first place?
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You have to ask? Read her story; her namesake character seemed to enjoy being probed by the women :)

Besides, I think most women are more comfortable with lesbians than we men are with gays. Rebecca says she doesn't mind lesbian porn either, although she prefers straight porn.
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Darth Wong wrote:You have to ask? Read her story; her namesake character seemed to enjoy being probed by the women :)

Besides, I think most women are more comfortable with lesbians than we men are with gays. Rebecca says she doesn't mind lesbian porn either, although she prefers straight porn.
Well, who can blame them? Women are just so great-looking and fun to look at and watch (and touch). Guys having sex are just... funny-looking.
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Darth Wong wrote:You have to ask? Read her story; her namesake character seemed to enjoy being probed by the women :)

Besides, I think most women are more comfortable with lesbians than we men are with gays. Rebecca says she doesn't mind lesbian porn either, although she prefers straight porn.
I want to make sure, I've got the story straight.

And I agree with you on the that.
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Hey, why the hell is this thread in the Hall of Shame anyway? I made the Hall of Shame for the purpose of dumping trolls. This post may be risque, but it is not trollish.

I'm moving it to Off-Topic.
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Man, I just looked at this thread, and shit, I really want to read it, but I'm at school. :cry: :cry:

So sad, I'll have to wait till later to read it all, please keep it bumed up, will ya?
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Darth Wong wrote:Hey, why the hell is this thread in the Hall of Shame anyway? I made the Hall of Shame for the purpose of dumping trolls. This post may be risque, but it is not trollish.

I'm moving it to Off-Topic.
T think it had to do with the original topic.
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The original topic may be absurd, but nevertheless, the Hall of Shame is reserved for threads by or about assholes, trolls, misanthropes, etc. Let's not over-use it.

Besides, this is my board and I see no reason for prudish moderating policies. If it's OK to ask whether Species A can beat up Species B, it's OK to ask whether android A would be sexually aroused by android B (or to ask Kelly deep, probing questions that go far beyond the bounds of propriety, since she's a flirt and you know she likes it :)).
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:(

Eleven pages, and I missed out on it....



You know, I've got a really nice lesbian vid on my hd. It's 147 meg, 34 minutes long. Maybe later I'll post some (clean) screen captures. :twisted:
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Darth Wong wrote:The original topic may be absurd, but nevertheless, the Hall of Shame is reserved for threads by or about assholes, trolls, misanthropes, etc. Let's not over-use it.

Besides, this is my board and I see no reason for prudish moderating policies. If it's OK to ask whether Species A can beat up Species B, it's OK to ask whether android A would be sexually aroused by android B (or to ask Kelly deep, probing questions that go far beyond the bounds of propriety, since she's a flirt and you know she likes it :)).
*ahem* I'm right here, you know. ;)
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Thats why he said that.
And the teachers left, so pics are encouraged!
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:The original topic may be absurd, but nevertheless, the Hall of Shame is reserved for threads by or about assholes, trolls, misanthropes, etc. Let's not over-use it.

Besides, this is my board and I see no reason for prudish moderating policies. If it's OK to ask whether Species A can beat up Species B, it's OK to ask whether android A would be sexually aroused by android B (or to ask Kelly deep, probing questions that go far beyond the bounds of propriety, since she's a flirt and you know she likes it :)).
*ahem* I'm right here, you know. ;)
And we still don't have the answers to our questions so we m ust go on asking them. :D
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XaLEv wrote::(

Eleven pages, and I missed out on it....



You know, I've got a really nice lesbian vid on my hd. It's 147 meg, 34 minutes long. Maybe later I'll post some (clean) screen captures. :twisted:
Why bother keeping it clean? As long as it's not hardcore, I think it'd be ok.
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And those questions are?
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Darth Wong wrote: Probably just the usual questions, eg- what kind of vibrator you have, favourite positions, etc. :twisted:
Those.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:And those questions are?
For starters the one's Mike said. And why you're watching lesbian porn to begin with?

I'm sure there'll be more later.
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There'd better be, and another, how come you're not up here with me?
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I missed 11 pages of this... maybe I should count my blessing that I don't have time right now to read through all the pages... though it may be interesting... errrgg, need food, bad thoughts coming to mind...
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