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Should I get a "special" title?

Yes, you're nout but a Worthless Trolling Palm Fucker
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38%
You're really the biggest douche in the universe...
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No, being you is shame enough.
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Total votes: 74

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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

Title him, but make it a standard one so he doesn't get the pleasure of feeling special.
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Clearly not worth out time. Just a plain worthless trolling palm fucker.
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Keevan_Colton wrote:You know, I'd horsmanize that shit, but I dont really think it needs anything... :lol:
Me too, I mean his stupidity is just.......
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I've recomended Bigest Douchebag in the Unifverse, although that title is already taken (South Park granted it to john Edwards)
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blah

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blah blah blah double blah


this is great... Oh well * goes to play Cock of the Donkey and waits for the out come of this bull shit fest*
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You do that, asshole. :roll:
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yeah

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Yeah, I love you to. :D
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AdmiralTDM wrote:blah blah blah double blah


this is great... Oh well * goes to play CoD and waits for the out come of this bull shit fest*
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Biggest Douche in the Universe.
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Biggest Douche in the Universe.
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Biggest Douche in the Universe.
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I'm glad to see that everyone is so keen on "Biggest Douche in the Universe." It's quite a wonderful title, really. Thanks to Parker and Stone. :)
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Biggest Douche in the Universe

Great idea for a custom title. :P
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Where did the whole donkey cock thing start? Just curious, the horsemen seem to have a preoccupatio----WAIT A SECOND!

HORSEMEN! I GET IT!

Wait...that doesn't make any sen---

Horsemen...ride horses....horses with cocks....

Men with cocks the SIZE of horses?

AHA! The SIZE OF HORSES' COCKS! GOT IT! So,

The horsemen have huge, donkey cock sized cock that they ASSRAPE Trolls with.
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No, no, no. We have horse-cock sized dildos, covered in spikes and slow acid, that we use on the Horsemen when they fail.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

I'd say a VI would do otherwise, but since he seems to be especially obnoxious, he deserves the title of Biggest Douche in the Universe.
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I don't particularly care which title he gets.
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Damn that kid and his douche-baggery.
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Since asshat isn't an option, I'll go with Douche bag. The fact that he really is a douche bag is a plus.
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Is it possible for you guys to replace his avatar, think that would be great to have custom VI avatars along with a title :D .

like some of these http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html
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Remember, he's not a douche bag, just a douche. A bigger douche than even Ursala, the Giant Douche.
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Meest wrote:Is it possible for you guys to replace his avatar, think that would be great to have custom VI avatars along with a title :D .

like some of these http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
BoredShirtless wrote: Yeah I know he's an asshole. Letting his mouth run is both good enough, and fluid in case he eventually gets a clue [or several].
you never did. :mrgreen: :wink:
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Post by BoredShirtless »

HemlockGrey wrote:
This guy's an idiot, but I'm not too keen on branding people with titles
Gee, I wonder why.
Because I'm a Village Idiot? :roll:
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