http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3667087.stm
I feel bad for the poor fellow that got killed, but I just can't stop laughing at this headline.
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I hope not noone should go near an animal when it have its youngs around,especialy when said animal can Maul or fling you in the air.The Kernel wrote:I feel bad for the cow, it will most likely be unneccesarily put down for this.
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the article doesn't really seem to give a whole lot of details. did the guy just try and approach the cow to take pictures, was he stupidly taunting it, what?
and for some reason i thought at first that the article was about some guy getting sat on by a cow.
and for some reason i thought at first that the article was about some guy getting sat on by a cow.
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When I saw the title I thought it either had to do with flatulence and a confined space or an explosion. Don't ask.
The things they never teach you in those silly "Life skills" classes: NEVER mess with a mother of any animal or her kids. I got dive-bombed by a mother robin once when I got too near her nestling on the ground. I could easily imagine getting mauled by a mother cow.
The things they never teach you in those silly "Life skills" classes: NEVER mess with a mother of any animal or her kids. I got dive-bombed by a mother robin once when I got too near her nestling on the ground. I could easily imagine getting mauled by a mother cow.
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SDNW4 Nation: The Refuge And, on Nova Terra, Al-Stan the Totally and Completely Honest and Legitimate Weapons Dealer and Used Starship Salesman slept on a bed made of money, with a blaster under his pillow and his sombrero pulled over his face. This is to say, he slept very well indeed.
