How many of you have paid for it?

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Have you paid for it?

Yes and damned proud of it
4
6%
No you sleazy bastard
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93%
I'm not telling you
1
1%
 
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If any of you did pay for it and did do it, please back up your claims with photographic evidence. And posting fradulent evidence is okay by me. :P
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InnerBrat wrote:
Rye wrote:Nope, never. Not even when i've been excessively horny, plus it's illegal here.
no, it isn't.
In and of itself it isn't, but there are loads of offences related to it that are, like asking for it :P.
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When I was a virgin in highschool, I gave the matter some serious thought on several occasions. If highschool had lasted another year I probably would've done it, but fortunately I went off to university and discovered the joys of wild kinky chicks. Since then I haven't even considered it.
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No I haven't, but I was offered it free once. I was in Amsterdam with a team of IT folks doing product research for a potential purchase when I was 15 and the company we were considering buying from sent a couple of girls up to our hotel room to "keep us company". Out of the four of us I was the only one who DIDN'T partake, although this was probably due more to fear then any moral objections.
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The Kernel wrote:No I haven't, but I was offered it free once. I was in Amsterdam with a team of IT folks doing product research for a potential purchase when I was 15 and the company we were considering buying from sent a couple of girls up to our hotel room to "keep us company". Out of the four of us I was the only one who DIDN'T partake, although this was probably due more to fear then any moral objections.
That's called "mixing business with pleasure." Never fuck the company girl before you close a deal.
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Durandal wrote: That's called "mixing business with pleasure." Never fuck the company girl before you close a deal.
Bah, it's not as if we had the final say anyways, we were just there to make a recommendation to the CFO.

From what I've been told though, this is a somewhat common practice, especially in Europe. Back when my mom worked for Legato, they sent girls over for her entire marketing team and even offered her a male prostitute. :lol:
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The Kernel wrote:
Durandal wrote:That's called "mixing business with pleasure." Never fuck the company girl before you close a deal.
Bah, it's not as if we had the final say anyways, we were just there to make a recommendation to the CFO.

From what I've been told though, this is a somewhat common practice, especially in Europe. Back when my mom worked for Legato, they sent girls over for her entire marketing team and even offered her a male prostitute. :lol:
That's not surprising at all. I'm sure it goes on here in America with "escort services," as well. Even so, they're not doing it out of the goodness of their own hearts. :)
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Nope, haven't yet.
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Zaia wrote:Nope, haven't yet.
I like the "yet" part of that. :)
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Post by 18-Till-I-Die »

When i was in 4th grade...i paid a girl (my now girlfreind) to jack me off while we were on some kind of field trip to a pumpkin farm one Holloween. Best four quaters i ever spent :)

She later put out for free in 1999, to me of course 8)

EDIT: forgive my retardness...it was just BEFORE Holloween, not on Holloween.
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nope, the call girls in arizona would make me pay not to have sex with them. they are nasty
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Well, considering that I am still 14, the answer is (believe it or not :)) no.
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muse wrote:No, just no. If I ever needed to get laid that bad I'd rather seduce some unwitting guy into fulfilling my needs.
Well, I humbly volunteer my services..... ;)

Seriously though, I've never been that desperate to get laid.
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Never have, never will.
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Does the word "NO" mean anything..?
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jmac wrote:Does the word "NO" mean anything..?
Not really.
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jmac wrote:Does the word "NO" mean anything..?
Does it mean "yes"?
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Knife wrote:Meh, you pay for it one way or another.
So true. :) At least with one->hooker you wont be forced to pay again if you don't want to.
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jmac wrote:Does the word "NO" mean anything..?
Yes. Yes it does.
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Tsyroc wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:My feminine mystique prevents me from answering any question where "I'm not telling you" is an option
If you ever had to pay for it there is definately something wrong with the guys in your neck of the woods. :D
Or they have good taste in women. Fish and chips! Fish and chips!
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h0rus wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:My feminine mystique prevents me from answering any question where "I'm not telling you" is an option
If you ever had to pay for it there is definately something wrong with the guys in your neck of the woods. :D
Or they have good taste in women. Fish and chips! Fish and chips!
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h0rus wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:My feminine mystique prevents me from answering any question where "I'm not telling you" is an option
If you ever had to pay for it there is definately something wrong with the guys in your neck of the woods. :D
Or they have good taste in women. Fish and chips! Fish and chips!
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h0rus wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:My feminine mystique prevents me from answering any question where "I'm not telling you" is an option
If you ever had to pay for it there is definately something wrong with the guys in your neck of the woods. :D
Or they have good taste in women. Fish and chips! Fish and chips!
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h0rus wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:My feminine mystique prevents me from answering any question where "I'm not telling you" is an option
If you ever had to pay for it there is definately something wrong with the guys in your neck of the woods. :D
Or they have good taste in women. Fish and chips! Fish and chips!
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