Mans Stomach Falls Out

Sharp-kun · Post by **Sharp-kun** » 2004-04-30 08:33am

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3673031.stm

I would not want that to happen, or to see it happen

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2004-04-30 08:38am

Did anybody else think goat sex man shat his stomach out his asshole?

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-04-30 08:38am

Radical! It's just like Jurassic Park, when the Dilophosaurus eviscerated the fat computer guy! Cool! The concept is funny, but thinking and seeing it would be despicable. Eeeew!

Exmoor Cat · Post by **Exmoor Cat** » 2004-04-30 08:38am

I was a no2 to a case of a dehisced caesarian once.... not pretty.

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-04-30 08:42am

His missus is in my sig forver.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-04-30 10:36am

Ugh, that line is funny and disturbing.

Bill Door · Post by **Bill Door** » 2004-04-30 01:21pm

Royal College of Surgeons of England wrote:"Operations should be carried out so that does not happen."

I'm sorry, I couldn't help laughing at that.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-04-30 01:28pm

I still find it funny when I think of 70 something english judges in full black robes and wigs talking about sexed up terror reports.

On that note, ugh!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-04-30 01:50pm

I cannot prevent my mind from making me disgusted by this.

Dirty Harry · Post by **Dirty Harry** » 2004-04-30 01:51pm

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Ugh, that line is funny and disturbing.

Not as disturbing as this one....

His partner Cheryl Orme said he shouted: "Get the ambulance, my stomach fell out."

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-04-30 03:05pm

Well, the way he said it was just plain funny. But if that happened to me, I wouldn't have the presence of mind to say that, I'd scream my head off and drop dead. Ugh...

"Call the ambulance, my stomach fell out!"

"What the fuck?!"

"My stomach fell out!"

"You're kidding, right?"

"FUCK IT, MY STOMACH FELL OUT!!!"

*walks into the room, holding the phone and seeing the guy* "Jesus Christ! You're stomach fell out!"

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-04-30 04:12pm

I find the absence of greusome pictures of the event in the article dissapointing. Because otherwise, someone's stomach falling out just sounds silly to me.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2004-04-30 04:55pm

Geez. I hope that the hospital performing the operation looks into its policies, following this incident. I imagine it would be absolutely terrifying.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-04-30 05:20pm

i have a hard time believing that certified doctors performing any major operation could be so incompetent. you'd figure they would have done double checks to make everything was good.

Bob the Gunslinger · Post by **Bob the Gunslinger** » 2004-04-30 05:26pm

I would hate to have a circumcision done by those doctors.

The lost Prophet · Post by **The lost Prophet** » 2004-04-30 06:48pm

evisication, isnt it great. i have a whole chapter (including pics) in my EMT/FireFighting book over how to handle innerds on the outside.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-04-30 08:24pm

That's a little odd.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-05-01 02:22am

That's just...bad...

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2004-05-01 02:24am

Stomach a 'splode?

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-05-01 02:53am

Darth_Zod wrote:i have a hard time believing that certified doctors performing any major operation could be so incompetent. you'd figure they would have done double checks to make everything was good.

Obviously you haven't visited an Australian hospital before. We put the "Unco" in "Unco-ordinated."

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-05-01 07:03am

Bob the Gunslinger wrote:I would hate to have a circumcision done by those doctors.

Lol.