1) Oinking at them.
2) Calling them pet names after whales in Sea World.
3) Slapping wide-load stickers on their asses.
4) Asking them if they had trouble removing their tampons if they're five minutes late.
5) Telling them my breasts are bigger than theirs
6) Asking them to hold my books for a second and making them carry them the rest of the way.
7) Getting into the car without them and driving around to block to make them think I'm running away.
Dragging them back into their apartment by their feet when they're drunk.9) Suggesting that they wash my dishes in return for dinner.
10) Placing used socks on top of their unsuspecting heads.
11) Using their heads as a foot rest while watching a movie.
12) Taking the phone into the bathroom while doing a very noisy #2
13) Suggesting they whore themselves out to pay their bills.
Girls just don't let us have fun anymore.
