Does Straha have a castration fetish?

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2004-05-01 08:08pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Darksider wrote::::::: Charges Ein, parrying his strikes with one saber, and attacking with the other:::::

YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
/me parries the strike away, keeps his other saber in reserve to parry DS's second 'saber, and jumps into the air, landing right behind DS. Sn0 then slides directly under DS and starts spinning around, extending the sabers to make mincemeat of DS's legs.*

Nice Try...

(sorry for the huge delay, roomy borrowed the comp)

::::: Does a backflip over Ein, landing several meters away:::

::::: Hits him with force lighning while he's on the ground:::::

(That's ok, I had relatives to entertain anyway.)

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-05-01 08:19pm

Chop his dick off.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-05-01 08:31pm

Castrate Straha, just because.

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2004-05-01 08:38pm

Montcalm wrote:Straha is not the only one who's obsessed with castration,you know who you are fetishists.

Vagina Mendata?

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2004-05-01 09:30pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
consequences wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: *SHING* <-SLICE!->

*SHLURP* GAKKKkkkkk......

I warned you. *picks up his stolen Railgun* Buhbye!
Your railgun is a blade now?
Nope, my Railgun is only one of the weapons I carry.

But your threat was contingent upon a blade being used to castrate Straha, unless your railgun is a blade, you had no justification for acting upon your threat.
Meanwhile, while I have distracted you with my dazzling display of logic, your opponent has no doubt manuevered himself into position to get rid of you.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-05-01 10:54pm

No. It came about from Straha's incessant polling previous to now.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-05-01 11:29pm

Bob McDob wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Straha is not the only one who's obsessed with castration,you know who you are fetishists.
Vagina Mendata?

Don't you mean Vagina Dentata

Thag · Post by **Thag** » 2004-05-02 01:33am

So, after all these castrations, I assume that he's developed the ability regrow his 'components' by now?

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-05-02 06:10am

Thag wrote:So, after all these castrations, I assume that he's developed the ability regrow his 'components' by now?

If the polls were actullaly true, his tool would have to be microscopic from all the surguries.

That said CASTARATE HIM.

To the TGOD:

Opens up from long range with a copied railgun on Einhander (remember when I stole one of your railguns

!)