Guri vs. Data...with a twist :twisted:

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Spill bad thoughts!
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He just means he's horny.
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I know, notice I said SPILL as in GUSH FORTH. But not ment to be taken literally.
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IG-88E wrote:
Darth Wong wrote: Probably just the usual questions, eg- what kind of vibrator you have, favourite positions, etc. :twisted:
Those.
I have several vibrators.

Favorite position? Well, I am a rather domineering person, so guess. ;)
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:: kicks IG with steel toe boot :: cram it crepper! Bad thoughts in the manner of that episode where Data and Tasha Yarr, and now with Guri.... eerrgg (still need drill to poke out mental eye)... must get mind out of gutter.
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Stormbringer wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:And those questions are?
For starters the one's Mike said. And why you're watching lesbian porn to begin with?
Because I like it? :twisted:
I'm sure there'll be more later.
Okey dokey.
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Shes gushing!
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cram it yourself, Larz! *thwap*
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
IG-88E wrote:
Darth Wong wrote: Probably just the usual questions, eg- what kind of vibrator you have, favourite positions, etc. :twisted:
Those.
I have several vibrators.

Favorite position? Well, I am a rather domineering person, so guess. ;)
Well, this just keeps getting better and better. And another question, are you straight, bi, or lesbain. This is rather important, cuz so far you seem to be perfect.
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Ted wrote:Shes gushing!
:twisted: yeah, I gush alright. :twisted:
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If shes bi, then shes perfect.
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Stormbringer wrote: Well, this just keeps getting better and better. And another question, are you straight, bi, or lesbain. This is rather important, cuz so far you seem to be perfect.
She's got a husband......
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Stormbringer wrote: Well, this just keeps getting better and better. And another question, are you straight, bi, or lesbain. This is rather important, cuz so far you seem to be perfect.
Undecided?

Either straight or bi. I'm not quite sure.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
Stormbringer wrote: Well, this just keeps getting better and better. And another question, are you straight, bi, or lesbain. This is rather important, cuz so far you seem to be perfect.
Undecided?

Either straight or bi. I'm not quite sure.
That settles it. Your my dream woman.
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She'll be mine if she moves up here to TO.
Hey Wong, help me convince her to come up here!
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Kent's closer to North Carolina Kelly! Come visit me!
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As you pointed out earlier, IG, I'm married.
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Then bring him! I don't care! :twisted:
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Divorces are fairly common nowadays.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:As you pointed out earlier, IG, I'm married.
Well, that sure killed the fun. :cry:
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Ted wrote:Divorces are fairly common nowadays.
[Bill]Shut up, Ted.[/Bill]
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Stormbringer wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:As you pointed out earlier, IG, I'm married.
Well, that sure killed the fun. :cry:
No, it makes it even better. Whats denied is always wanted more. She's denied yeah, right so it makes her a much more prized goal, therefore making the game all that more fun.
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Doesn't kill it Stormbringer. I'm an insatiable flirt, remember? ;)
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Ted wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:As you pointed out earlier, IG, I'm married.
Well, that sure killed the fun. :cry:
No, it makes it even better. Whats denied is always wanted more. She's denied yeah, right so it makes her a much more prized goal, therefore making the game all that more fun.
Ted, do me a favor and shut the fuck up.
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Whoa! Watch out Ted!
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