How much noise do you make when you masturbate?

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-05-02 06:21pm

How much noise do you make when you masturbate? Myself, I make no noise. Not even heavy breathing.

J · Post by J » 2004-05-02 06:26pm

Not another one of these polls...umm...ask my sister.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2004-05-02 06:28pm

98% of the time its absolutely silent, with very rare instances of heavy breathing.

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-05-02 06:42pm

No noise, in a busy household

your ears become trained for approaching family members etc etc. The faint pounding excluded, actually.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-05-02 06:47pm

Just a little noise, only noticable if you're in the same room and things are silent, and if that's the case, then I probably wouldn't be masturbating.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-05-02 06:56pm

I run silently as a U-boat with a US destroyer 200 feet topside.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-05-02 07:02pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:I run silently as a U-boat with a US destroyer 200 feet topside.

I know someone who's about as loud as the depth charges undoubtably going off in that metaphor.

I'm silent. Not even breathing heavily (which considering that I can suspend my breathing for long periods of time [useful for sneaking up on people] comes easily).

And Castrate Straha.

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2004-05-02 07:05pm

I'm a silent runner

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-05-02 07:25pm

Heavy breathing when I don't live alone. When I live alone, I sound like a hyena on fire.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-05-02 07:26pm

I'm a submarine, running silent, running deep.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-05-02 07:41pm

As far as castrating straha goes...

Vagina Dentata

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2004-05-02 07:43pm

I've actually done it with people in the room, which should give you some impression

Laird · Post by **Laird** » 2004-05-02 07:58pm

Bob McDob wrote:I've actually done it with people in the room, which should give you some impression

You play circle jerk games with your buddies?:P

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-05-02 08:00pm

Depends if people are home and what hour of the day (or night) it is. So I vote to castrate Straha.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-05-02 08:01pm

Laird wrote:
Bob McDob wrote:I've actually done it with people in the room, which should give you some impression
You play circle jerk games with your buddies?:P

"It smells like dogs and sex in here"

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-05-02 08:18pm

I'm usually quite, but whatever I'm doing it on like a bed, chair or whatever tends to make noise as i do it, most frustrating.

Castrate him.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-05-02 09:20pm

After so many polls, I don't think Straha can participate in this.

I've been doing silent runs for years now, the effect of living in a busy household and subsequently a dorm room. If I had a single I would not be so quiet, but c'est la vie.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-05-02 09:29pm

Usually Silent Running, If in empty house i might do some heavy breathing.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-05-02 09:36pm

I run completely silent.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-05-02 09:39pm

i dont make any noise and im .. shocked by people who do. its odd to me.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-05-02 09:42pm

Usually very quiet. Sometimes some heavy breathing if I get excited and go for seconds

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-05-02 09:49pm

jmac wrote:Not another one of these polls...umm...ask my sister.

No no, it's ok, you can answer it yourself...

For me it depends on how should i say this...how involved I'm getting. Most of the time it's silent with some heavy breathing but there are times when there'll be some soft moans.

The lost Prophet · Post by **The lost Prophet** » 2004-05-02 10:00pm

run silent, but i am with jenat-lai, if i go for more then 1 or 2 sometimes theres a bit of heavy breathing

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-05-02 10:12pm

I usually do it silently, but I do breathe heavy when I decide to fire off again like Lost Prophet and Jenat Lai.

Funny thing is I'm _never_ silent when I have sex. I always let out at least a moan or two

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-05-02 10:14pm

If I'm alone, then just heavy breathing; otherwise silent.

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