Do Females Molest You?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-05-02 10:47pm

Hi, my name is aerius and I have a problem. I get molested by cute chicks. They spank me and grab my ass, and they also put lipstick on me. Just the other day they even ganged up on me and they beat me up and dressed me in women's clothing. It was horrible, I still have PTSD from that incident. Anyways, I'm just wondering, do chicks molest you guys or is it just me?

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2004-05-02 10:49pm

Happens to me a lot at school.

Note: goth chicks love to bite...

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-05-02 10:52pm

You forgot a fifth option "Castrate Aerius"

I hate you......you lucky bastard

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-05-02 11:08pm

No, I don't have that problem, but one of my friends has a similar issue. I'll give you the same advice I give him.

Either lay down some whoop-ass or resign youself to being a female plaything-for-life.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-05-02 11:13pm

Girls hate me for some reason. And now I hate you. More than I did before, even.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-05-02 11:16pm

The Kernel wrote:No, I don't have that problem, but one of my friends has a similar issue. I'll give you the same advice I give him.

Either lay down some whoop-ass or resign youself to being a female plaything-for-life.

Well, unless I start popping steroids or PCPs I'm not going to be able kick their asses. I guess this means I'll be molested by chicks for the rest of my life.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-05-02 11:24pm

aerius wrote: Well, unless I start popping steroids or PCPs I'm not going to be able kick their asses. I guess this means I'll be molested by chicks for the rest of my life.

I wasn't saying you should physically assault them, I meant that you need to assert yourself as the dominant personality when women are around.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-05-02 11:54pm

For some reason, females crawl all over me, some do terrible things.

I think it is because they trust me and know I dont actually like it

President Sharky · Post by **President Sharky** » 2004-05-02 11:58pm

Yeah, I wish females would molest me, but they all think that I'm an evil bigot

, so instead I'm left watching those other lucky guys get molested. Damn those dirty chicks

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2004-05-03 12:16am

Yes!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-05-03 12:22am

That only happened once to me in university, and I was outnumbered by about 6 to 1, as I recall. In general, I prefer to be the molester, not the molestee.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-05-03 12:49am

Do you count molested as getting molested by 2 cute stripper chicks in class ;p
?

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2004-05-03 01:03am

Most recent example; I was at Seven on Friday night (a night club in Melbourne) for a 'Prince fest', celebrating the launch of the Musicology album. I was on the dance floor, just doing my thing, and grooving away. Next thing I know, there was a body pressed up close behind me, and a petit arm snaking around the front at my stomach/groin area.

Nice chick, just wanting do dance with me, we grooved for a bit, she was all touchy-feely, and then we pashed for the rest of the night, which began with her licking my neck.

Now what in the sam hell is wrong with that?

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-05-03 01:32am

Crown wrote:*snip Crown's exploit's*

Now what in the sam hell is wrong with that?

Nothing, you bastard.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-05-03 01:35am

Crown wrote:Most recent example; I was at Seven on Friday night (a night club in Melbourne) for a 'Prince fest', celebrating the launch of the Musicology album. I was on the dance floor, just doing my thing, and grooving away. Next thing I know, there was a body pressed up close behind me, and a petit arm snaking around the front at my stomach/groin area.

Nice chick, just wanting do dance with me, we grooved for a bit, she was all touchy-feely, and then we pashed for the rest of the night, which began with her licking my neck.

Now what in the sam hell is wrong with that?

Nothing for a night of fun, but I wouldn't want to get too attached to a girl who's that sexually aggressive with strange men.

h0rus · Post by **h0rus** » 2004-05-03 01:39am

Rogue 9 wrote:Girls hate me for some reason. And now I hate you. More than I did before, even.

Must be the charming personality. Like 'Hi, I scored in the top 1 percent in my SAT's. Please go out with me!'

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-05-03 01:40am

h0rus wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:Girls hate me for some reason. And now I hate you. More than I did before, even.
Must be the charming personality. Like 'Hi, I scored in the top 1 percent in my SAT's. Please go out with me!'

Go to hell, asshole!

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-05-03 01:42am

Actually, I thought it was kind of funny. If, that is, it were someone who actually knew who the fuck you were and so had a place making such jabs, as opposed to a fucking troll.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2004-05-03 01:47am

Darth Wong wrote:
Crown wrote:<snip>
Nothing for a night of fun, but I wouldn't want to get too attached to a girl who's that sexually aggressive with strange men.

Hey! Who are you calling strange?!

Yeah, I know what you mean, probably why I didn't ask for her number!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-05-03 01:48am

Howedar wrote:Actually, I thought it was kind of funny. If, that is, it were someone who actually knew who the fuck you were and so had a place making such jabs, as opposed to a fucking troll.

Yeah, coming from one of my friends I might find it funny if I actually did that. As it stands, I don't. Therefore I wouldn't find it funny in any event.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-05-03 01:48am

aerius wrote:Hi, my name is aerius and I have a problem. I get molested by cute chicks. They spank me and grab my ass, and they also put lipstick on me. Just the other day they even ganged up on me and they beat me up and dressed me in women's clothing. It was horrible, I still have PTSD from that incident. Anyways, I'm just wondering, do chicks molest you guys or is it just me?

Thankfully, no. You have been tortured, you poor, poor child. However, I consider you a friend, and as such, if need be, I will fly on up there and gladly take your place and suffer, so that you no longer need to worry. If that doesn't work, I strongly advise you to report them to law enforcement immediatly, or failing that, any handy Criminology major, of which I happen to be, so they can be dealt with appropriately.

Just remember, I'm there for you, man. I'm there for you.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2004-05-03 02:06am

I believe I stated this in another thread but I used to get my ass grabbed everday by the girl who dressed in the Smurfette costume at the local amusement park.

Stuff like that does'nt happen now because of the type of environment I work in and the age factor.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-05-03 02:18am

Up in Michigan, I got chased into the Mens' room by a girl, and within a minute of that the entire contents of the Salvation Army gym (the staff and the entire student body of a small high school I was attending at the time) found out in no uncertain terms that I was gay. They took it very well, actually.

h0rus wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:Girls hate me for some reason. And now I hate you. More than I did before, even.
Must be the charming personality. Like 'Hi, I scored in the top 1 percent in my SAT's. Please go out with me!'

Fuck. Off. TROLL.

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2004-05-03 02:33am

TrailerParkJawa wrote:I believe I stated this in another thread but I used to get my ass grabbed everday by the girl who dressed in the Smurfette costume at the local amusement park.

Are you sure it was a girl in that costume?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-05-03 02:39am

IIRC, he didn't know at first, but found out there was eventually.

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