How much noise do you make when you masturbate?

Mutant Headcrab · Post by **Mutant Headcrab** » 2004-05-02 10:26pm

If I were any more quiet, I'd be dead. Then again, even dead I probably wouldn't stop. Aw hell, knowing me that would actually be the cause of death.

And why! Why must the 'Castrate Straha' option taunt me so!

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-05-02 11:26pm

Mutant Headcrab wrote:If I were any more quiet, I'd be dead. Then again, even dead I probably wouldn't stop. Aw hell, knowing me that would actually be the cause of death.

And why! Why must the 'Castrate Straha' option taunt me so!

Because you touch yourself at night.

*silently runs away to castrate Straha*

President Sharky · Post by **President Sharky** » 2004-05-02 11:55pm

Alright, who are the LIARS who say they DO NOT masturbate?

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-05-02 11:56pm

Can't prove I'm lying.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-05-03 12:13am

President Sharky wrote:Alright, who are the LIARS who say they DO NOT masturbate?

Me.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-05-03 12:53am

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-05-03 01:01am

Other than a bit of fapping, I'm pretty quiet.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-05-03 01:37am

I don't make much noise myself, but I only masturbate to porn, and the porn makes noise.

PS. Oh yes, and castrate Straha.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-05-03 02:48am

Loud moaning sometimes, but it can screw up my breathing. So heavy breathing and loud moaning.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-05-03 02:51am

Mostly silent.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-05-03 04:36am

No noise from me. Though my breath catches sometimes.

moku · Post by **moku** » 2004-05-03 06:22am

*shudders violently*
you people are seriously... weird, though cool

Okk, new question, who has "gotten lucky" before (no longer require your hands, tentacles, knees, dog's ears, floppy drive etc.).

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-05-03 07:03am

`naeo wrote:Okk, new question, who has "gotten lucky" before (no longer require your hands, tentacles, knees, dog's ears, floppy drive etc.).

This, my young Padawan, is called a "thread hijack." It is to be avoided at all costs.

moku · Post by **moku** » 2004-05-03 07:15am

This, my young Padawan, is called a "thread hijack." It is to be avoided at all costs.

My apologies, I am new here. Many apologies.

At most other boards I am part of, people do not mind this, sorry

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-05-03 07:27am

Mostly silent. You'll hear some fapping and heavy breathing, but i make sure there is music playing when i do so it's masked.

Exmoor Cat · Post by **Exmoor Cat** » 2004-05-03 07:43am

Run silent run deep here, much to disappointment of partners who occasionally participate.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-05-03 08:02am

`naeo wrote:
This, my young Padawan, is called a "thread hijack." It is to be avoided at all costs.
My apologies, I am new here. Many apologies.
At most other boards I am part of, people do not mind this, sorry

The accepted form of asking a new question here is...

make a new thread...

so MAKE A NEW THREAD!!!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-05-03 08:41am

Um, I have audable breathing anyway, so...

Not that you can hear me over the buzz of the vibrator, mind you.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-05-03 11:10am

Completely silent runner 90% of the time. and castrate straha.

CrimsonRaine · Post by **CrimsonRaine** » 2004-05-03 11:38am

Well, people can hear me through walls. I do not blame myself. I blame the thin walls.

'Raine

CrimsonRaine · Post by **CrimsonRaine** » 2004-05-03 11:39am

Joe wrote:Other than a bit of fapping, I'm pretty quiet.

Hee! Fapping! Fapfapfapfap!

Sorry. I'm going now.

'Raine

Crom · Post by **Crom** » 2004-05-03 11:51am

I don't make any noise. I think it's a throwback to the days when I lived with my family.

J · Post by J » 2004-05-03 01:38pm

muse wrote:No no, it's ok, you can answer it yourself...

Well...it's quieter than having sex and I'll just leave it at that...

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-03 01:48pm

CrimsonRaine wrote:Well, people can hear me through walls. I do not blame myself. I blame the thin walls.

'Raine

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-05-03 01:49pm

Little noise.

And castrate Straha.

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How much noise do you make when you masturbate?

Well?