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Nah...the Candlestick from "Clue" would work better...!!Kelly Antilles wrote:I have an idea. Let's beat him over the head with that bible he loves to much.Mr Bean wrote:National Dress Code to don't forget
Joking or not, I think he should be repeatly beat over the head with a large blunt object to be on the safe side
Yeah, he's not racist. Prick.
That's too small. It's like a half inch. Better to use a baseball bat.verilon wrote:Nah...the Candlestick from "Clue" would work better...!!Kelly Antilles wrote:I have an idea. Let's beat him over the head with that bible he loves to much.Mr Bean wrote:National Dress Code to don't forget
Joking or not, I think he should be repeatly beat over the head with a large blunt object to be on the safe side
Yeah, he's not racist. Prick.
Maybe you didn't see the movie....but that's okay...an aluminum bat would work, too...But I like to see blood faster...I say grab the revolver! Or maybe we could break his neck--The rope! Make a noose! HAHAHAHA! (I played that game way too much as a kid)Stormbringer wrote:That's too small. It's like a half inch. Better to use a baseball bat.verilon wrote:Nah...the Candlestick from "Clue" would work better...!!Kelly Antilles wrote: I have an idea. Let's beat him over the head with that bible he loves to much.
Yeah, he's not racist. Prick.
is this supposed to mean he´s taken down the site or he´s taken down himself?Hello,
CMI-listeners and friends. A tragedy occurred on Thursday, the 22nd of
June. I am in great grief due to the loss of a great dream, a vision
beyond all visions - nothing shall ever be the same for Mr. McNamara,
whose son David decided to put an end to his vision, to his dreams, his
ideals, his wishes and desires. I really do not know what I can say. We
all enjoyed the work of David McNamara, he was an intense ray of light
in our bored and mostly dull life. But I shall not speak anymore, I
shall let David speak for himself. He left these sentences back, for all
of us to read:
His donkey?I will like to end by thanking those of you who wrote me positive
e-mails, as well as those who gave polite rants.
How about both?Kelly Antilles wrote:Which one?Antediluvian wrote:How about a jackhammer instead?Kelly Antilles wrote:Nononono, for blood, use the wrench. Big, nasty metal object.
Of course, after examining his statements, one can conclude he has already experienced some form of blunt force trauma.
To the head, that is.
For the first couple of sentences, I thought maybe something had happened to the kid, but, it's just the site that is down and never coming back. Bit of a pity, really, as I had a morbid curiosity for what he would have said about 9/11 and the Catholic Church scandal.salm wrote:is this supposed to mean he´s taken down the site or he´s taken down himself?Hello,
CMI-listeners and friends. A tragedy occurred on Thursday, the 22nd of
June. I am in great grief due to the loss of a great dream, a vision
beyond all visions - nothing shall ever be the same for Mr. McNamara,
whose son David decided to put an end to his vision, to his dreams, his
ideals, his wishes and desires. I really do not know what I can say. We
all enjoyed the work of David McNamara, he was an intense ray of light
in our bored and mostly dull life. But I shall not speak anymore, I
shall let David speak for himself. He left these sentences back, for all
of us to read:
in both cases i dont care too much.
C'om. Just because your jealous, you shouldn't ruin everyone else's fun.I want to ban pornography with a 10-year prison term for viewing or participating in pornography, as well as oral and anal sex with a 1-5 year prison term for oral sex and a 1-10 year term for anal sex. I also want to ban the manufacture and sale of contraceptives (birth control) with a prison term of up to 1 year in jail and/or a fine of up to $5,000 for violating this ban. None of these laws will be retroactive.
I would love to see what verse he pulls to support this. If he yanks out that stupid Corinthians verse, I have the perfect rebuttal.I also support a ban on interracial marriage. While I am not racist, I believe that God intends people to marry within their own race.
That is the only point I even remotely agree with.Therefore, I believe that Affirmative Action is racist against white people and ought to be abolished.
Do your part to end transvestitis. Commit suicide today!I am in favor of the death penalty for murder (including performing an abortion), attempted murder, rape, incest, pedophilia/child molestation, bestiality, necrophilia, transvestites, treason, spying against the state, espionage, drug dealing, vampirism, adultery, and armed robbery.
As I said, just because your shirt has fused together with your pasty white flesh, don't spoil it for everyone.All persons must wear clothing from their neck to three inches below their knees when in public or in the presence of children.
Sexist chauvinist pig. Biatch!Women MUST wear dresses. Trousers are NOT lady-like and therefore, women ought not to wear them.
YEAH? WELL FUCK YOU TOO! YOU CAN HAVE MY JEANS WHEN YOU PRY THEM FROM MY COLD DEAD LEGS!Jeans are to be banned.
Just because it makes you feel inadequate doesn't mean you have to ruin it for the rest of us.Any profanity or sexual references on clothing will be banned.
Yeah? Well, I'm favor of banning your face. It's way more flawed and blasphemous than evolution.I am completely in favor of banning the flawed and blasphemous Theory of Evolution from ever again being taught in public schools.
Here's a Glock. Happy hunting.I support the good moral crusaders in Washington, D.C. who are getting tougher on the War on Drugs. I am in favor of the death penalty for drug dealers, and for a mandatory 10-year prison sentence for anyone caught with ANY illegal drug, including marijuana. This mandatory sentence will be required for any amount of possession, no matter how small it may be. This will send a strong, decisive message to drug abusers that their use of drugs will not be tolerated by the American public.
Heil Hitler!Prison cells will be made smaller. I would set this to approximately 1/2 of their average current size.
Prisoners kept in their cells 24/7 (i.e. NEVER leaving their cell during incarceration).
Prisoners will only be fed bread and butter.
NO contact with ANY other human being during incarceration.
NO TV, medical care, or entertainment of any sort.
NO sunlight will penetrate a prison cell.
Disobedient or rebellious prisoners can be beaten by the guards as punishment.
ANY inmate that attempts to escape will be executed on site.
Oh yes, it's so easy to blow out of proportion minor incidents like police beating people to death with nightsticks.I also believe police "brutality" is blown out of proportion and that mild violence towards criminals from the police should be accepted.
Heil Hitler! Forward the Wermacht!I believe in Singapore-style anti-terrorist legislation. I propose that anyone suspected of being a terrorist ought to be required, if necessary, to serve up to 5 years in prison without formal charges being brought forward. This will help stop the wave of terrorism sweeping America today.
Oddly enough, no one is putting a gun to anyone's head and forcing them to smoke, drink, or get tattoes!Alcohol causes stroke, and leads to cirrhosis of the liver and dropsy. It is also a leading cause of automobile accidents and suicides. Tobacco causes lung cancer (cigarettes) and throat cancer (chewing tobacco) and is, along with alcohol, a leading cause of premature death in this nation...
I support a total ban on tattooing. Tattooing is the desecration of one's own body and is indeed harmful. It often causes infections and can result in severe scarring and is very difficult to remove. Therefore, all tattooing ought to be banned as soon as possible.
The Thought Police are coming! The Thought Police are coming!I support implementing a Federal Anti-Vice Squad (FAVS) that will enforce all the morality laws enacted once fellow moralists are elected to high positions in government. The FAVS will have full search and seizure powers and will be able to, for example, demand a spare key from someone to search homes for pornography or tobacco, etc. The FAVS will also be responsible for enforcing the NDC with patrolling of streets and informants on the streets of America.
Big Brother is watching you!I support Project Echelon wholeheartedly, as it has undoubtedly saved the United States from countless terrorist attacks and helps fight the war on drugs. Project Echelon monitors ALL telecommunications data for suspicious activity.
Three guesses how long his arguments will hold together under analysis.