Do Females Molest You?

Crom · Post by **Crom** » 2004-05-03 11:55am

The closest thing that ever happened to me was a nipple tweak from a lady who was almost as old as my grandmother. Otherwise ... no.

... Now I'm sad.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-05-03 01:11pm

InnerBrat wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote: why aren't there any nymphos here?
Nymphos = obsessed with females. If there were, it wouldn't help you.
Uh, no. nymphomaniac = female obsessed with sex.

Ah. Misread my psychology notes; read sexual appetite for women instead of sexual appetite in women. Conceded.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-05-03 01:13pm

BoredShirtless wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote: Really? I thought it meant sex obsessed in general.
Yeah you're right.

No, sexual obsession in males is satyriasis.

J · Post by J » 2004-05-03 01:28pm

*beams proudly*

See? We have my BF trained pretty well don't you think?

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-05-03 01:35pm

jmac wrote:*beams proudly*

See? We have my BF trained pretty well don't you think?

does he do tricks if you give him a cookie?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-05-03 01:36pm

I remember in the days when i was an Apprentice Boy some women at the side of the road kept grabbing me by the sack. It was my own fault for parading in a kilt.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-05-03 01:46pm

InnerBrat wrote:Uh, no. nymphomaniac = female obsessed with sex.

I'm assuming, HDS, you meant 'here' to be your location. I can assure you there are nymphos on SDNet

Indeed, because it's so hard to have ones ass grabbed over the net.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-03 02:00pm

InnerBrat wrote:Everyone gets frisky after a pint of vodka.

I don't drink Red Bull, myself, but I've seen people get frisky on that, too.

A few of my friends' favourite drink is Red Bull & vodka, so one can safely assume that my answer is 'yes.'

PS: *grabs HDS's ass*

Exmoor Cat · Post by **Exmoor Cat** » 2004-05-03 02:28pm

His Divine Shadow wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:And yes, all the goddamned time. My girlies are insatiable nymphos.
why aren't there any nymphos here?

Cos they're busy masturbating of course....

Exmoor Cat · Post by **Exmoor Cat** » 2004-05-03 02:30pm

Trouble is, I have a bad habit of giving a certain look, and oops, molested again.......

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-05-03 02:42pm

The only time i was "molested" was when i was in (what could technically be called) a nightclub in Kenya while on holiday. Given my opinion of the standard of "beauty" in there, plus the stories about how STD saturated Africa is i was off the dance floor like a shot. My brother and friends found it quite funny.

Now if i was getting "molested" by girls i found fairly attractive then it might be a different story.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-03 02:42pm

Oh, come now, Cat; you aren't actually sad about that, are you?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-05-03 02:44pm

Yes, not bad...though gives me weird stares from other guys...as a I giggle.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-05-03 02:46pm

Zaia wrote:Oh, come now, Cat; you aren't actually sad about that, are you?

Well, he SHOULD be revising right now.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-05-03 02:50pm

Zaia wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:Everyone gets frisky after a pint of vodka.

I don't drink Red Bull, myself, but I've seen people get frisky on that, too.
A few of my friends' favourite drink is Red Bull & vodka, so one can safely assume that my answer is 'yes.'

PS: *grabs HDS's ass*

Vodka and Red Bull makes you frisky? UK Red Bull must be a cheap knock off then.
Curses

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-05-03 02:56pm

Zaia wrote:A few of my friends' favourite drink is Red Bull & vodka, so one can safely assume that my answer is 'yes.'

PS: *grabs HDS's ass*

*sniff*
Thats one of the nicest things anyone's ever done to/for me.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-05-03 03:31pm

jmac wrote:*beams proudly*

See? We have my BF trained pretty well don't you think?

You know, I wouldn't mind being....trained.

I even have several leashes handy.

Lancer · Post by **Lancer** » 2004-05-03 04:14pm

h0rus wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:Girls hate me for some reason. And now I hate you. More than I did before, even.
Must be the charming personality. Like 'Hi, I scored in the top 1 percent in my SAT's. Please go out with me!'

bloody assed liar!

800 on the Math IIc is like 80 percentile, 800 on the physics is like 85 percentile. There's no way you can get to 99 percentile, too many other people have 800's as well!

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-05-03 06:59pm

Darth_Zod wrote:does he do tricks if you give him a cookie?

We're working on it...

The lost Prophet · Post by **The lost Prophet** » 2004-05-03 07:32pm

I kind of wish they would molest me, but they all seem to want to molest Alyrium Denryle when ever he is around.

women are strange like that some times

Korvan · Post by **Korvan** » 2004-05-03 07:54pm

Back in university, it happened the odd time. The most notable time was when I got my toga ripped off by a couple of very drunk girls. I'm not sure who was more disappointed that I was wearing boxers underneath, them or me. Sadly, I lacked the confidence to fully capitalise on such occurances.

These days, only my girlfriend molests me.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-05-03 10:27pm

Vertigo1 wrote:You know, I wouldn't mind being....trained. I even have several leaches handy.

Leaches? Leaches?? Ok there...I don't want to know what you're going to do with leaches. that's...like...I don't have words for it....

edit: I've just been informed by aerius that there is indeed such a thing as leach porn.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-05-03 10:33pm

Only on one occasion. It was early during the year at a new school, I was trying to find a group of people to hang out with that wasn't a bunch of fucking dickheads, so I tried sitting with some people I hadn't met. One of them happened to be a girl, and she wanted to bug me as much as the other guys, so she started harassing me. It was then I realized that they too were dickheads and I shouldn't be hanging out with them.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-05-03 10:37pm

muse wrote:edit: I've just been informed by aerius that there is indeed such a thing as leach porn.

"WHAT leach porn" HFS people are getting sicker as time goes

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-03 11:23pm

The lost Prophet wrote:I kind of wish they would molest me, but they all seem to want to molest Alyrium Denryle when ever he is around. women are strange like that some times

Can't help it, sugarplum--most of us have great taste!

(Just kidding, of course--and it's nice to meet you. I'm Zaia, and it's cool you're a friend of Aly's.)

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