How much noise do you make when you masticate?

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-03 01:49pm

LOL

Barely any at all.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-05-03 01:57pm

Barely any. (And castrate Straha via mastication)

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2004-05-03 02:00pm

Haha, nice. I put whichever one has to do with only noticing if you pay attention..or something like that.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-05-03 02:06pm

Very little. It bugs the hell out of me when someone doesn't know how to masticate with their mouth closed. and castrate straha.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-05-03 02:23pm

None, though that's more because of speed then anything else.

I'm somewhat akin to a duck when I'm hungry, no real chewing needed.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-05-03 02:35pm

My table manners are magnificent, I barely make any noise when I'm eating in a somewhat formal situation. When I'm eating lots of food really fast, however, I make quite a bit. Yesterday I wolfed down a sub in about 2 1/2 minutes and it was kind of disruptive.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-05-03 02:49pm

Darth_Zod wrote:Very little. It bugs the hell out of me when someone doesn't know how to masticate with their mouth closed. and castrate straha.

I can't breathe through my nose, so find it very difficult to concentrate on keeping my mouth closed.

So a small amount of noise.

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-05-03 03:33pm

I slobber, slurp, gulp and belch.

After all, I'm Italian.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-05-03 03:34pm

InnerBrat wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:Very little. It bugs the hell out of me when someone doesn't know how to masticate with their mouth closed. and castrate straha.
I can't breathe through my nose, so find it very difficult to concentrate on keeping my mouth closed.

So a small amount of noise.

people actually take time to breathe while eating?

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-05-03 03:34pm

I could be chewing right behind you and you'd never know it.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-05-03 04:00pm

It's nothing too loud, although I do recieve compaints from some about how I chew like a pig, and have a problem keep my mouth shut while doing so.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2004-05-03 04:02pm

Thanks to training as a child I can eat crackers without waking up people next to me and still polish off an entire line of salteens in under three minutes

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-05-03 04:08pm

Mr Bean wrote:Thanks to training as a child I can eat crackers without waking up people next to me and still polish off an entire line of salteens in under three minutes

I bet you're chugging down a drink afterwards though.

I did that one time and ended up drinking half a gallon of tea before I was satisfied....until half an hour later.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2004-05-03 04:11pm

I bet you're chugging down a drink afterwards though

Oh hell yes I am

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2004-05-03 04:36pm

:::: Presses a button on a modified remote control:::

::::: Metal arms come out of the wall and grab Straha, dragging him back and locking him in place::::

Now you will pay the price for your incessant polling.....

::::: Walks tward Straha with a rusty razor blade:::::

On Topic, I make little or no noise.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-05-03 05:38pm

this thread had to come up didn't it LOL

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-05-03 05:54pm

Slurps if it's something wet. That's the only one i can of, though I'm fairly messy at eating, for reasons unknown. Possibly because I don't touch myself at night enough.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2004-05-03 06:35pm

Darksider wrote::::: Presses a button on a modified remote control:::

::::: Metal arms come out of the wall and grab Straha, dragging him back and locking him in place::::

Now you will pay the price for your incessant polling.....

::::: Walks tward Straha with a rusty razor blade:::::

BY THE POWER OF SPAM!!!!

:Rips apart the metal and runs away as fast as eh can:

Phantasee · Post by **Phantasee** » 2004-05-03 06:38pm

Vertigo1 wrote:I could be chewing right behind you and you'd never know it.

What else could you be doing?

I'm not very loud. I used to be very messy though. I would get it all over my face and hands. That was several years ago, so don't worry.

The lost Prophet · Post by **The lost Prophet** » 2004-05-03 07:19pm

only if you were paying attention, then you would think i was making alot of noise.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2004-05-03 07:40pm

Straha wrote:
Darksider wrote::::: Presses a button on a modified remote control:::

::::: Metal arms come out of the wall and grab Straha, dragging him back and locking him in place::::

Now you will pay the price for your incessant polling.....

::::: Walks tward Straha with a rusty razor blade:::::

BY THE POWER OF SPAM!!!!

:Rips apart the metal and runs away as fast as eh can:

Oh no you don't....

:::: Throws the razor blade with 100% accuracy, and nails straha in the crotch::::::

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-05-03 08:06pm

Silently as a shadow with duct tape over his mouth. Except for the actual physical *fap* noise, which I assume isn't easily avoidable. Perhaps lube and a batter mattress would enhance my stealth...

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2004-05-03 08:08pm

The Aliens wrote:Silently as a shadow with duct tape over his mouth. Except for the actual physical *fap* noise, which I assume isn't easily avoidable. Perhaps lube and a batter mattress would enhance my stealth...

Wrong thread....

You want the one about three floors down.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-05-03 08:23pm

Damn you, Straha, for making me look like a fucking idiot. I vote castrate the bastard. As an addendum, this is what happens when you don't pay attention to the thread.