Dozens Tossed Into Texas Lake As Party Boat Overturns

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-05-03 11:47pm

Bunch of idiots,is there some warning poster around there to tell people not to get all their asses on one side of the damn boat?

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-05-04 12:51am

Montcalm wrote:Bunch of idiots,is there some warning poster around there to tell people not to get all their asses on one side of the damn boat?

Probably not, but even if there was, they probably would have ignored it while oggling the naked people on that side of the lake.

Seems they could all swim or were wearing life vests since nobody drowned though. That has to count for something.

Temjin · Post by **Temjin** » 2004-05-04 12:56am

Mayabird wrote:Seems they could all swim or were wearing life vests since nobody drowned though. That has to count for something.

That there was a lot of empty air in their heads allowing them to float?

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-05-04 01:24am

Dude, they're Texans. What makes you think that basic rules for boating are ingrained in their minds? I'm sure if they'd thought about it they would have realized their actions were foolish, but I doubt boating is instinctual for them. If we were talking about Hawaiians or something I'd be mocking their stupidity, but this is like making fun of a Nebraskan who can't surf.

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2004-05-04 01:28am

Ahhh....Hippie Hollow....where you can find old hippies fucking on the shore and shitting in the lake.

Obviously, I don't recommend going there (former Austinite here).

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-05-04 07:12am

they have gay people in Texas now? Does Jesus know?