Zac went to a club last night, a usual occurance yes, however its what happened at this club, this one time, last night, that makes it special... (TOO MANY COMMAS!!!!)
Zac notices a pretty young lady checking him out on the dance floor and decides to make a move.
"Hi, whats your name" i say
She replies "*something i couldn't hear over the music*"
I say "Come dance with me"
and she does... at the end of the song i ask her her name again. "Alison" she replies.
"do you go to the Uni?" she asks me...
"errr.... Yeh.... but not here, im from out of town <_< "
(just like to point out, im still in highschool for those that don't know )
"hold old are you?" I ask
"how old do you think i am?" she says
"i dunno...." i say
"guess" she says...
"well, im 18, now will you tell me how old you are?"
"Older"
" " confused is me at this point. "19?"
"*shake of the head*"
"20?"
"*shake of the head*"
"21????"
"*nods*"
Fuck.... i think.
Then we dance somemore... getting somewhat close. But her friend wants a drink, and although she does come back... Zac is having too much fun with his friend Beth *sigh*
A night in the world of Zac Naloen...
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A night in the world of Zac Naloen...
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err... no...
read between the lines... i didn't get very far at all, lol
read between the lines... i didn't get very far at all, lol
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Lord Pounder wrote:Do it on style Zac, go to a grab a grannie night and bang a woman old enough to have given birth to you.
err... frankly that idea scares me...
I'll stick to those under 25 thanks
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yes, but at 18 shagging someone old enough to be my mother scares me
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Go for it, Zac!
You're a hottie, shouldn't be that much of a problem
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