How much noise do you make when you masturbate?

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Well?

I run silently.
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Heavy Breathing.
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16%
Soft Moans.
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3%
Loud Moans.
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1%
You can hear me through the walls.
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1%
You can hear me from outside the building.
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I don't masturbate. *shifty eyes*
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4%
Castrate Straha.
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21%
 
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InnerBrat wrote:Um, I have audable breathing anyway, so...

Not that you can hear me over the buzz of the vibrator, mind you.
How droll. :)
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Heavy breathing. :)

Sorry, I'm just not a moaner. :D
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Silently as a shadow with duct tape over his mouth. Except for the actual physical *fap* noise, which I assume isn't easily avoidable. Perhaps lube and a batter mattress would enhance my stealth...

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Darth Wong wrote:I don't make much noise myself, but I only masturbate to porn, and the porn makes noise.
This reply, coupled with your avatar, gives me such a mental image that I shall never again worry about getting an erection at an inopportune time. Much less masturbation.
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President Sharky wrote:Alright, who are the LIARS who say they DO NOT masturbate?
They're actually monsterbating... :P
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With good technique, dead quiet.

And deprive Straha of his ability to masturbate.
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Totally silent, except for Straha's horrific, bloody screams.
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HemlockGrey wrote:Totally silent, except for Straha's horrific, bloody screams.
Why is Straha screaming when you're masturbating? :wtf:
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Flying silent like the matte black wedge of death carrying a payload of nuclear death to the slumber enemy. Sometimes the thin air gets to me waaaaaay up there, but nobody is around to hear it.

Oh, and Castrate Straha. I'm about to insert that into my sig....
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absolutely no sound at all.
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RogueIce wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:Totally silent, except for Straha's horrific, bloody screams.
Why is Straha screaming when you're masturbating? :wtf:
Hemlock needs audio-visual stimulation to masturbate. :D
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Post by Peregrin Toker »

All noise I make is the occasional mention of the name of the lady I'm fantasizing about...

I thusly don't know where to place my vote... so I'll go with the ubiquitious:

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Silent runner here.

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heavy breathing at times, but mostly silent.
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RogueIce wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I don't make much noise myself, but I only masturbate to porn, and the porn makes noise.
This reply, coupled with your avatar, gives me such a mental image that I shall never again worry about getting an erection at an inopportune time. Much less masturbation.
you know. . .this little bit, combined with mike's enjoyment of anal sex reminds me of a clip i heard that i got off of napster a looong time ago. Things yoda would say during sex: "Like the little green thing you do? Bend over and show me your dark side!"

going to have to see if i can find that again. . .
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I'm silent, but deadly...twitching, wet, and sticky. Well, whatever the case, I have safely done it with people in the same room who were none the wiser to my actions.

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HemlockGrey wrote:Totally silent, except for Straha's horrific, bloody screams.

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:shock:


I don't know wether to be flattered or terrified...
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Straha wrote:I don't know wether to be flattered or terrified...
I bet the Germans have a word that means both.
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Gandalf wrote:
Straha wrote:I don't know wether to be flattered or terrified...
I bet the Germans have a word that means both.
That goes without saying.
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Straha wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
Straha wrote:I don't know wether to be flattered or terrified...
I bet the Germans have a word that means both.
That goes without saying.
I too like a litte av stimulation but I'm not one for violence and sex at the same time. Come 'ere and i'll show you that violence is much less rewarding than sensousousness (goddamn i'm tired, can't fucking smell worth thisht :wink: ) :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Violence and sex go VERY well together, though...
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