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Post by 2000AD »

I do things and then get people to wait in expectation for me to do some more.
For example i've posted first chapters of two fanfics, some people still want more.
I've said that i'll attend an EBC meetup but i seem to be busy all the time.

In theory you could delete me, but you'll never know if i would have posted that second chapter (which made WWE look like Portal) or attended that meet up (And made the Milenium party in Times Square look like my cousins 5th birthday party). So if your willing to take that gamble .....
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I'm my own judge? Well, in that case I have no case to present, as I need none. Despite being an evil heathen bastard, I am also quite merciful to those I like, and I am in absolute love with myself.

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I coined "Editing Mafia" and the original slogan, "Unlike other Mafias we could mention, our opinions count."
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Because I'm too damned heavy for you to move. And if you get rid of me you have to get rid of Rye too, since I'm permanently stuck to his crotch.
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Metrion Cascade wrote:Because I'm too damned heavy for you to move. And if you get rid of me you have to get rid of Rye too, since I'm permanently stuck to his crotch.
Does Rye know about that?
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Well it seems like I'm the only Canadian member to serve in the Army.
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I came up with the "Rei loves pie" bit.
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I'm the only one who resists the obression of Mr Bean?
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Oh wait, I remember, I'm the reason Straha is a spamlord.
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Post by El Moose Monstero »

I have made no useful contribution to the board at all, I was one of the first to be part of the official sig-listed EBC's members with IB and LP, and made started a fanfic but never finished.

So there we are, all I can say is I'm a member of the community and a moose obsessive.
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I... can.. uh... draw. Yea... that's it... draw...
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consequences wrote:I am one of the only dedicated Weber fans who is willing to actively look for weaknesses in his universes when conducting vs. arguments.
I have a general policy of rational thought about debating that I consistently live up to, regardless of how much I love the universe in question.
Singular Quartet will be annoyed with you(and me) if you remove me before I finally finish 'The True Rebellion'(expect it sometime this year, honest :oops: .0).
You probably won't notice me when it comes time to purge anyway.
Damn fucking straight I'll notice you disappeared. I'm still waiting for you to finish that.
VF5SS wrote:I came up with the "Rei loves pie" bit.
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Singular Quartet wrote:
VF5SS wrote:I came up with the "Rei loves pie" bit.
Don't make me hurt you tomorrow.
Nyah nyah, I'm going to be pushing trees over in Madcats tomorrow :D
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"As i walk through the vally of the shadow of death, i shall fear no evil for i am the badest mother f**ker in the land and i carry a big as* stick".
but seriously, i bring forth a plethera of things aside Alyrium Denryle. Invoking great tails such as
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=44494
in addition i am one very sexy man, and no one can deny a man like that the right to spread his........knowledge, right knoweldge.
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THE GREAT LEADER needs no justification.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:THE GREAT LEADER needs no justification.
Yeah. Because you'll be the first to go.
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I'm French-Canadian "Bite Me" :P
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As one of the few Australians here, I have the responsibility of telling people how much crocodile wrestling is done in real life. Alo picking on New Zealand.

Who knows what ideas might be floating around if it weren't for me?
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Crom wrote:I've given it some thought and this is what I figure. I've never given up, totally. No matter how often I get knocked off my ass, run away screaming, and cry and huddle, I eventually get back up.

My point being? Bring it, Inquisitor. I think you've got nothing.
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*Deletes Crom from existence, to replace him with a potential other Crom*

It's funny how you're all acting akin to how the characters did, just replace "Spin on it" with "Bite me" and it's the same thing, though I doubt you people would be able to beat him, since you'd need to be quite ingenious.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:THE GREAT LEADER needs no justification.
Nor Do I.
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Darth_Zod wrote:
Metrion Cascade wrote:Because I'm too damned heavy for you to move. And if you get rid of me you have to get rid of Rye too, since I'm permanently stuck to his crotch.
Does Rye know about that?
Yes. And he's comfortable with his new appendage :D.
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It is impossible to stop a rampant AI without shutting down an entire global computer network manually, which the AI will resist. You're stuck with me.
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Rye wrote:
Crom wrote:I've given it some thought and this is what I figure. I've never given up, totally. No matter how often I get knocked off my ass, run away screaming, and cry and huddle, I eventually get back up.

My point being? Bring it, Inquisitor. I think you've got nothing.
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*Deletes Crom from existence, to replace him with a potential other Crom*

It's funny how you're all acting akin to how the characters did, just replace "Spin on it" with "Bite me" and it's the same thing, though I doubt you people would be able to beat him, since you'd need to be quite ingenious.
If Lister was able to trick that damn inquisitor then i think we all have a chance to nullify that cybernetic prick. :P
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Because if the Inquisitor tries to delete me, I will bring him down. I will bring him down to Chinatown.
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Montcalm wrote: If Lister was able to trick that damn inquisitor then i think we all have a chance to nullify that cybernetic prick. :P
Really? You know how to use an enigma-9 coded time gauntlet? Your french canadian ass is so never existed.
Durandal wrote:It is impossible to stop a rampant AI without shutting down an entire global computer network manually, which the AI will resist. You're stuck with me.
The inquisitor has taken over (admittedly senile) AI-controlled craft before, you should be no different :P. Besides, if you do justify yourself worthy of existence, you will probably get left alone. Are you prepared to put your own fate in your insane data hands?
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