Justify Yourself!

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Rye wrote:
Montcalm wrote: If Lister was able to trick that damn inquisitor then i think we all have a chance to nullify that cybernetic prick. :P
Really? You know how to use an enigma-9 coded time gauntlet? Your french canadian ass is so never existed.
I prefer the let the asshole fall from a great height and smashing down in many pieces.

I like when psycho-bots get destroyed. :twisted:
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Montcalm wrote:
Rye wrote:
Montcalm wrote: If Lister was able to trick that damn inquisitor then i think we all have a chance to nullify that cybernetic prick. :P
Really? You know how to use an enigma-9 coded time gauntlet? Your french canadian ass is so never existed.
I prefer the let the asshole fall from a great height and smashing down in many pieces.
That's not by any means certain, I mean, come on, to survive to the end of eternity you'd need to be a tad more durable than that, and we saw a hand regenerate moments after being lopped off, it's not unlikely he can't do that with the rest of his body either.

I suspect it was another way of gauging how worthy Lister was.
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'cause I like it here
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Beacuse i too damn good looking to die.
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Cpl Kendall wrote:Well it seems like I'm the only Canadian member to serve in the Army.
Technically, there's another member who's former Canadian military but he's a mostly inactive lurker who's only made a couple of posts. He's made so few posts that I wouldn't have noticed him at all if he weren't an old friend in real-life.
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I JUSTIFY MYSELF TO NO ONE! *squishes IB*



But just for the heck of it:

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InnerBrat wrote:OK, this is it, people! The Inquisitor has taken control of SDNet! You must each present your case as to why you don't deserve to be deleted.

Show how you have made a contribution, and what you have done to merit the gift of Life.

And don't forget your ultimate judge in this case: yourself.
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More seriously, I've been in quite a few debates determining the strength of V:tM vampires. Plus a few of the earlier debates at the beginning of the forum's life. Not to mention, how would you guys go on without the main Cyran being around? (And I'm a preachers kid, I automatically pass)
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Rats. Oh well, it's been nice knowing you people...
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InnerBrat wrote:OK, this is it, people! The Inquisitor has taken control of SDNet! You must each present your case as to why you don't deserve to be deleted.

Show how you have made a contribution, and what you have done to merit the gift of Life.

And don't forget your ultimate judge in this case: yourself.
I have posted many useful and interesting things. I don't spam that much. But most importantly of all, if you delete me, I will come to your house, and eat your brain.
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I...

I...

Innocent until proven guilty?

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I'm...the resident Samus expert (read: freak)...

I'm...also...not a troll! Yeah!
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Because I touch myself at night. That, and, uh, the forum wouldn't be the same if I wasn't wasting everyone's time.
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I'm an endangered species! Ha!

Actually, my only real skill as being somewhat of a dinosaur expert is kind of eclipsed by IB and her being a professional...

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Oh wait! I'm also from Iowa! There aren't many of us... Er, wait, nevermind. I guess I'm completely redundant. :(
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Rye wrote:The inquisitor has taken over (admittedly senile) AI-controlled craft before, you should be no different :P. Besides, if you do justify yourself worthy of existence, you will probably get left alone. Are you prepared to put your own fate in your insane data hands?
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MKSheppard wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:THE GREAT LEADER needs no justification.
Nor Do I.
Likewise. All I can say is my presence makes everything better.
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I defend my country. What's your excuse, maggot?
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Lonestar wrote:I defend my country. What's your excuse, maggot?
Hey, I defend my country 10.62% of the time most years, and 34.56% of the time since hitting my majority, but to prove that that justifies your existence, you have to be able to justify your country's existence, which is a little more difficult than usual about now.
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consequences wrote: Hey, I defend my country 10.62% of the time most years, and 34.56% of the time since hitting my majority, but to prove that that justifies your existence, you have to be able to justify your country's existence, which is a little more difficult than usual about now.
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I don't think there's a need to justify our existence.
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Um, lemme get back to you on that... :D
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Rye wrote:
Crom wrote:I've given it some thought and this is what I figure. I've never given up, totally. No matter how often I get knocked off my ass, run away screaming, and cry and huddle, I eventually get back up.

My point being? Bring it, Inquisitor. I think you've got nothing.
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*Deletes Crom from existence, to replace him with a potential other Crom*

It's funny how you're all acting akin to how the characters did, just replace "Spin on it" with "Bite me" and it's the same thing, though I doubt you people would be able to beat him, since you'd need to be quite ingenious.
I snipped him just now. Its over, I have saved the day through my sheer awesomeness, you may all now give me cookies (because I seriously am out of food) and proclaim me savior of SD.net. :wink:

Seriously, Rye. You expect me to be afraid of that? *Snort* *Breaks that skinny ass excuse for a jawbone.* :P
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Supreme Monkey Lord wrote:I JUSTIFY MYSELF TO NO ONE! *squishes IB*

-snip-
Squishing me ain't gonna help, I'm not an android with power over reality.

*is still amused by just how many people count their worth in life by their contribution to a webboard.*
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InnerBrat wrote:
Supreme Monkey Lord wrote:I JUSTIFY MYSELF TO NO ONE! *squishes IB*

-snip-
Squishing me ain't gonna help, I'm not an android with power over reality.

*is still amused by just how many people count their worth in life by their contribution to a webboard.*
I count my worth in life through my sheer awesomeness. :P
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InnerBrat wrote:*is still amused by just how many people count their worth in life by their contribution to a webboard.*
Okay, here goes:

I am my grandmother's only means of transportation.

I alleviate some financial pressure off of my family.

I do odd jobs around the house.

I keep the chair secured to the floor in front of the computer.

I keep food from spoiling.

I suppliment my brother's "education" with facts.

I'm funny when I'm drunk.

The bird needs me to scratch her in her secret spot.

I'm a designated driver.
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InnerBrat wrote:Squishing me ain't gonna help, I'm not an android with power over reality.

*is still amused by just how many people count their worth in life by their contribution to a webboard.*
I think everyone just assumed you meant *deleted* from here, not from life in general. :)
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