List your Pet Peeves!

[UltraViolence83]

"Friends must DIE!!"

I'm eagerly counting the days (two!) until that abomination of a television show is killed.

My dislike of the show has turned into psychopathic hatred due to the nonstop broadcasting of that fucking episode countdown.

*calms down*

I also don't like people who purposely fukc uP SpElLiNg 2 B KeWl.

Bible-Thumpers.

Koran-Thumpers.

Girls barely into their teens dressing like prostitutes on a hot day.

Rap music and the fact that I'm considered by some to be a racist because I dislike 99.999999% of it.

The word "blog".

The fact that actual human beings listen to Good Charlotte and Limp Bizkit.

Nu-metal's existence.

The accordian and lieterhousen (sp?) and those hats with the feathers in them. I mean seriously, what the hell?

How pop music gets worse and worse.

The drug test I'll have to take in about a week.

Lack of pussy.

How Satan has yet to materialize in front of me and bestow me with UNGODLY POWERS.

Political Correctness/whiny cunts. Please let me punch you in your fucking pussy-ass bitch face.

Cell phones and their irresponsible and inconsiderate users.

56K Modem. <--Hell.


What're YOUR pet peeves?


To be honest, Polka doens't piss me off that much.

[Stofsk]

Unilateral decison making.

Telling people what to do rather than asking them nicely.

Plastic knives and forks on US airlines (not that it really concerns me).

Lack of pussy is a good one.

Idiots gaining a free voice on TV.

Politicians.

The church.

I can't think of anymore right now.

[Ace Pace]

School Stripers

Game downloads

annoying computer techs

Brats who think the world is theirs

Chikititas lovers (don't ask!)

No more good Cartons (Like wong )

People who talk about murder\motherfucking\anything similer like its casual.

[18-Till-I-Die]

So called 'heavy metal', which sounds like peopel screaming to me.

Poeple who hunt for 'sport' just make me want to vomit.

Most forms of 'trance' music gives me fits.

Double talk, because i hate it when someone refuses to say what they're thinking and be done with it.

Airplanes, because i become sick to teh stomach walking up steep stair let alone getting on a plane.

Spiders. God i hate spiders.

Cops. My worthless drunken abusing father was a cop, and after twelve years of that i just cant stand them. I know it's wrong and stupid of me, but i think it's just trauma or something.

[Spanky The Dolphin]

I'd like to go to bed sometime tonight, so I'll pass.

[El Moose Monstero]

People who do that really loud snort in various places - I dont really want to be able to hear them all the way across the gym...

[The Wookiee]

"I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds."

[Stofsk]

Spiders. God i hate spiders.

Spiders are so cool! They've got eight legs, and all made for partying.

The cops thing was surprising. I don't hold it against you. I cannot stand cigarette smoke for similar reasons.

[Frank Hipper]

The word "whimsy"...

The term "lover".

The advertising industry.

Politics and politicians.

Pat Robertson and his condescending attitude. He makes me want to paint the world with vomit

[Johonebesus]

Let's keep it simple:

People

Everything people do

[AdmiralKanos]

Argh!

1. Religions which either demonize sexuality or tell their members to run around "converting" people (or both).
2. Shitty science education in public schools.
3. Item #1 + Item #2 = Creationism
4. TV. Holy fuck, TV has gone to shit. When I was a kid, prime-time TV was detective shows, news was called "journalism", and late-night TV was cheap sci-fi and kung-fu movies. Today, prime-time TV is fucking "reality TV", news is no longer journalism, and late-night TV is goddamned infomercials. We've gone from "Cheers" to "Friends". I can't stand 90% of TV now; other than South Park and the Daily Show, I find it intolerable. Even the kids' cartoons suck; I grew up on the Flintstones, Bugs Bunny, Tom & Jerry, and the Road Runner. Today, they have fucked-up politically correct versions of all the above, and they all suck. No more bombs going off in their faces, no more giant cannons, argh.
5. Radio. Goddammit, every fucking radio station in every fucking city plays the same shit. There are certain "genres" and every station in a given "genre" seems to play the same goddamned playlist. The days of local stations making a point of generating radio exposure for local artists are long gone.
6. Japan-fetishism and Hong-Kong action movie cliches. I don't know when it happened, but at some point Hong Kong action movie cinematography and fight choreography became the "in" thing. John Woo started it, and the Matrix turned it into a religion. Since when is something automatically cool because it has samurai swords or fucking slo-mo action scenes with a nimrod firing two handguns at once, goddammit?!?!?!?
7. The term "armed gunman". I'm sick of hearing newspeople say that on TV or the radio. What the fuck kind of idiotic term is that? Is there a such thing as an unarmed gunman?
8. Corporate rights. The notion of corporate freedom and corporate rights has gone way too far. People defend corporate actions as if they're people; THEY'RE NOT FUCKING PEOPLE, and while I know the law treats them as if they are, that doesn't change the fact that it's bad social policy to adopt policies that allow corporations to harm the public interest in the name of corporate freedom.
9. Limited choice in politics. George Carlin put it best: the more important a decision is, the less choice you have. 150 different varieties of breakfast cereal, a dozen different manufacturers of car, and just two major political parties.

Whew! That was fun.

[18-Till-I-Die]

[*]Corporate rights. The notion of corporate freedom and corporate rights has gone way too far. People defend corporate actions as if they're people; THEY'RE NOT FUCKING PEOPLE, and while I know the law treats them as if they are, that doesn't change the fact that it's bad social policy to adopt policies that allow corporations to harm the public interest in the name of corporate freedom.

I agree with you on all points.

[Alex Moon]

People who use "like" ever other word. It's annoying and it's a sign that you're usually not thinking about what you're saying. Stop it.

Economic ignorance. This one is not as widespread as scientific ignorance, but it seems close at times, and it can be just as harmful IMHO. The worst are conservatives who see tax cuts as the silver bullet and lefties who confuse philosophy with economics (see: living wage).

People who joke about killing the president, or wishing him or his family dead. Actually, people who joke about that happening to others in general. It's sick and childish and these people need to grow the fuck up.

Big egos, especially in geeks who should know better. Make sure your own position is secure before you start looking down on everyone below you.

[Tsyroc]

Lack of pussy is a good one.

I think there's an operation now days that can take care of that for you. You'll never be without again.

[Tsyroc]

Pat Robertson and his condescending attitude. He makes me want to paint the world with vomit

But don't you just love how he squints up his eyes when he's praying? It looks like he's really constipated and trying to real hard to push one out.

[Uraniun235]

1) People that decieve and manipulate me.

2) People that lead me on.

3) Bloody noses

4) People who think they're God's gift to humor when they're not very funny.

5) Girls already being taken when I finally think I'm in a good position to ask them out.

6) The vast majority of porn is crap

7) Spiders

8) How the sun loves to just fucking hang near-horizontal with the ground for hours during the summer, creating long stretches of time where the kitchen is a high-contrast area of eye-pain and driving is a pain in the ass.

9) Not having anyone with which to exercise my romantic urges and not knowing where to find said anyone.

10) People who don't comprehend the difference between "romance" and "sex"

11) People who can't comprehend a separation between sex for fun and sex as an expression of emotions

12) Not getting phone calls from employers for whom you would like to be an employee

13) False hopes

[Stofsk]

Lack of pussy is a good one.

I think there's an operation now days that can take care of that for you. You'll never be without again.

Keep laughing, carrier-boy. One of these days a bird will shit on your car, after being washed. Oh wait, that already happened didn't it...

[Peregrin Toker]

So called 'heavy metal', which sounds like peopel screaming to me.

That particular opinion is one of my pet peeves. Though it's actually good that the genre doesn't become more infected by second-rate souls than it already is. (I may disagree with Ayn Rand, but I love the term "second-rate soul")

My personal "List of hatred" is too long, so I'll just list ten of the items:

1. Really strange sexual fetishes. I can understand some, but most of them are just plain bizzarre. I mean.... necrophilia? Shoe fetishism? WTF's supposed to be appealing about either? (and the paraphilias I mentioned are just the tip of the iceberg!)

2. People who think their subjective opinion is truth. (such as aforementioned Ayn Rand)

3. Gay people who can't restrain themselves from hitting on us "straights". They're probably responsible for 99% of homophobia.

4. My own inability to cope with the fact that human life is worthless.

5. That every single female I try to pick up usually has a significant other.

6. My appearance. It's not that bad, but I occassionally wish that I had a somewhat more pristine complexion. (a year or two ago I looked like a Nurgle-worshipper)

7. My inability to survive in a wilderness, particularly the "nuclear wasteland" variety. (this kinda ruins my vision for the future of humanity)

8. That seasons 6-8 of "Stargate SG-1" haven't been broadcast yet in Denmark.

9. Writer's block. I've lost count of the weeks my various fanfics have been delayed because of this.

10. The KGB-like methods the Danish authorities use against filesharers. If there is an afterlife, I'm sure that somewhere out there, a certain Lavrenty Beria is smiling. And if it has to be this way, why can't the PET (danish intelligence service) drive around in this?

[desertjedi]

1. Hypocrites

2. Pop Music

3. Annoying people

4. People who can't take a hint

5. Politically inept people

6. People who think I still live in a fucking teepee.

[Daltonator]

8. That seasons 6-8 of "Stargate SG-1" haven't been broadcast yet in Denmark.

Season 8 hasn't even started, man.

[Ravenwing]

people who look down on me because i happen to earn money as a waitress

ugly people catcalling

old people catcalling

drivers with either a straw hat, bowler's hat or crochered rug on the back parcel shelf of their car (cause odds on they are the lousiest drivers on the road)

slow computers

dial-up

tourists who stand in the centre of sydney and ask where the kangaroos are (no joke this happened to me)

people

[2000AD]

1- My mother
2- My brother (some times)
3- When my computer decides to become a pain in the ass
4- My mother
5- the weather in general
6- The fact that i can't get Channel 5 up her ein newcastle
7- My mother
8- Idiots
9- People who try and convert me to their religion
10-My mother
11-People who can't understand that you don't have to be some Goth freak to like music like Marilyn Manson
12-Most rap/hip-hop/R&B music that's always on the radios nowadays
13-My mother
14-My dad's taste in music
15-Most decent TV programs are on at insanely late times
16-My mother
17-the fact that everyone's getting laid but me
18-How amaxingly crap our government is
19-People that can't understand that just because they like somethng doesn't mean everyone else will
20-That i can never find anyone to play GW games with except when i don't have my models with me
21-My mother
22-Alcohol only gets rid of some of the pain
23-my (lack of) social skills
24-That there never seems to be enough time
25-my mother

I'll stop now as everyone else want to moan as well.

[2000AD]

26-Straight after i change my sig, sigs are disabled!
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27- my mother

EDIT:
28- After i moan that sigs have been disabed sigs a re-enabled
29-People that can't make up their mind!

[General Zod]

This'll be a long one. . ..

1. Fundamentalist Morons
2. lack of pussy
3. 99% american pop music
4. MTV
5. 99% of current TV programming
6. lack of money
7. lack of pussy
8. my laptop
9. AOL
10. dipshits that feel the need to yell insults while they're driving past in their cars but don't have the balls to tell it to your face.
11. homophobes
12. idiotic bigots
13. people that can't chew with their mouth closed and chew just loud enough to be annoying.
14. lack of pussy
15. bees. and anything that looks like a bee. i absolutely hate bees.
16. most of my relatives.
17. anything else that bothers me that i happened to forget to list.

[Teradoc]

Ok, some of my pet peeves...

1: People who act like they know science, when they know less than buttered toast on the subject

2: People who believe NBC's 10.5 is science fact (I've so far ran into 18 of those people )

3: Young people who think Communism and Anarchism is so great, and that they can do anything with it.

4: McDonald's food

5: People who strive to be as stick up the ass as possible, in hopes of being rewarded for it

6: Telemarketers

7: telemarketers who can't say my name right

8: TV other than Adult Swim & parts of Comedy Central

9: People who write viruses

10: Who the fuck keeps sending me all this spam mail?

11: Rolling Stones & Areosmith, they were great once, but damn it just go away!

12: People who act like wanna be rappers, wanna be punks, and wanna be anythings that they really shouldn't strive for

13: Mean People

14: That paper clip in microsoft word

15: Old people driving, there should be an age limit on drivers!

16: People who try to bring internet abbreviations into real life. Writing papers and talking like your on an instant messenger, you don't do that in life!

That's all I can think of right now