Justify Yourself!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-05-05 05:10am

No need to fear, for I have snipped that whatever-the-hell-it-was-supposed-to-be from my post, and as we all know, I'm sufficiently awesome to make it so that my posts are the only ones that count. And I broke its jaw, too.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-05-05 05:50am

Rogue, watch some Red Dwarf. The Inquisitor cannot have it's jaw broken by the likes of you.

It squished Kryten's head for smegs' sakes.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-05-05 05:57am

Okay, I whack it between the eye sockets with a bat, where the bone structure is ludicrously thin. It will break. I mean, look.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-05-05 07:03am

His Divine Shadow wrote:My car needs me to take care of it, and what about my cats?

The inquisitor doesn't just delete you, he replaces you with a better person.

Seriously, Rye. You expect me to be afraid of that? *Snort* *Breaks that skinny ass excuse for a jawbone.*

That's just a mask beguiling the face of your judge, and I strongly doubt you could do anything to it, he really could crush your head like an egg or snap your back like a toothpick or simply blast you into pieces, turn you into a child, or an old man.

Rampant AIs expand to encompass planetary networks. The Inquisitor isn't a concern.

Actually, he never judged Holly (ship's AI), so you could be right.

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2004-05-05 07:26am

You're all figments of my imagination. If I die, everyone dies.

The Nomad · Post by **The Nomad** » 2004-05-05 07:33am

I'm French. Nuff said

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Vohu Manah · Post by **Vohu Manah** » 2004-05-05 07:38am

Absolutely no reason, feel free to delete me.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-05-05 07:55am

Being a muslim I bring diversity to the board. I also contribute in discussions.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-05 08:25am

InnerBrat wrote:OK, this is it, people! The Inquisitor has taken control of SDNet! You must each present your case as to why you don't deserve to be deleted.

Let's see...

I've made several amusing thread hijacks. (such as turning a discussion about "The 5th Element" into one about Milla Jovovich's rack, and turning a thread about the X43 into one about the hypothetical "Aurora" Mach-5 spyplane)

I've written a perpetually-in-development original sci-fi story, The Wormhole War, where more than half of the characters have completely unpronounceable names. (as well as Project Oannes, the first Star Wars/Cthulhu Mythos crossover fic!)

I'm a co-founder of the E.O.D., SD.Net's Lovecraft fanclub...

Oh, and I somehow managed to convince Wicked Pilot that Kate Moss is responsible for the existence of the Grand Canyon.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-05-05 08:29am

The bear appears in cute wolf form, drops a pathetic kitten at IB's feet.

<MEW>

then looks up with puppy dog eyes and shows off keg of Guiness attached to collar like a st. Bernard....

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-05 08:41am

I forgot that I'm one of the few Danes here and from not too long ago, the only Nihilist who regularly posts here.

It might also be worth mentioning that I at least used to suffer from more mental disorders than anyone else on this forum. (if strange phobias count as mental disorders)

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-05-05 08:44am

You're also one of the biggest dorks on the site, and therefore a great source for my entertainment/frustration.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-05-05 08:58am

For the board: I'm the only one who actully lives in the place most of you want to nuke (Israel) and I bring even more geekiness.

For life... well, I suppose randomly scaring people about wanting to suicide, debating idiots, and teaching my history teacher history.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-05 08:59am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:You're also one of the biggest dorks on the site...

Change that to "one of the biggest dorks on the site who don't have an embarrassing custom title".

...and therefore a great source for my entertainment/frustration.

In return, there's few things funnier to me than seeing you switch to Therapist Mode in order to catalogue my various mental disorders.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-05-05 09:19am

"Are these the Nazis, Walter?"
"No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of."
-Donny & Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-05-05 04:05pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Because I touch myself at night. That, and, uh, the forum wouldn't be the same if I wasn't wasting everyone's time.

I demand they you are kept on the grounds that your very presence makes me laugh, you name, CT, sig and location all combine to make me laugh a lot.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-05-05 07:09pm

I have a plural username, which means I do the work of more than one board denzien, apparently. I also twist facts.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-05-06 07:25pm

I am the minister of Sin, 'nuff said

Well no...

I bring forth logic and nerdy humor like you wouldnt beleive

STGODs wouldnt be as good without me and I am one of the 4 D&D Gurus on this board.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-05-06 07:29pm

The other three being?

Exmoor Cat · Post by **Exmoor Cat** » 2004-05-07 06:10am

erm, three people are still alive today due to my actions.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-05-07 09:25am

Rogue 9 wrote:The other three being?

You, Nitram, and Yosimite Bear.

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2004-05-07 09:54am

Bah!

Crotch!

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2004-05-07 10:08am

I figure, what with my "Teddy Roosevelt" style of participation and approach to posting and moderatorship, the only reason I'm still around is because of the Inquisitor.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-05-07 02:20pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:The other three being?
That would have to be five then Tevar's been at it as long as I have.
You, Nitram, and Yosimite Bear.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-05-07 02:22pm

Warspite wrote:Bah!

Crotch!

<Mew..>

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