trekkie logic 101

[arctic_series]

borg drone > any federation dude

physical weapons > borg drone

ewoks uses physical weapons

therefore..

ewoks > borg drones > anything the feds have got for personell


what does this mean ? a bunch of ewoks can take over alpha quadrant easily

[Master of Ossus]

No, under standard Trekkie logic, because SF cannot beat up on Borg drones, and SF has phasers, the Ewoks (and everything SW) would be instantly assimilated by first contact with the borg. They would reference some obscure bit of dialogue, throw in a liberal amount of unsubstantiated claims, make assumptions about things that are not remotely clear, and then repeat their earlier statements whenever someone tried to contradict what they just said.

[arctic_series]

but wait...

if phasers can zap big rocks and can't zap borg drones.. doesn't it mean that:

borg drones > big rocks

and we all know that

big rocks > stormtroopers

so that must mean that

borg drones > stormtroopers !!


i have mastered the art of trekkie logic 101...

[Master of Ossus]

And SF uniforms are better than stormtrooper armor, because otherwise SF officers would all be wearing stormtrooper armor.

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

And SF uniforms are better than stormtrooper armor, because otherwise SF officers would all be wearing stormtrooper armor.

And of course Borg technology is better then Imperial tech otherwise they'd use it.

[Needa]

Since a lightsaber is an energy weapon, then it MUST have a frequency. So it's probably safe to assume that once a drone is being killed by such a weapon, the others are invicible to Jedi.

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

Since a lightsaber is an energy weapon, then it MUST have a frequency. So it's probably safe to assume that once a drone is being killed by such a weapon, the others are invicible to Jedi.

And since Borg can adapt to phasers and phasers>turbolasers (I mean come on, primitive LASERS or super advanced phasers) then Borg will adapt to turbolasers.

[Wicked Pilot]

And since Voyager has infinate shuttles, and Imperial ships have only a finite amount, Voyager can overwhelm even an SSD.

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

And since Voyager has infinate shuttles, and Imperial ships have only a finite amount, Voyager can overwhelm even an SSD.

And since Imperial ships are bulky and big (obviously can't miniturize) while Federation ships and streamlined and small, Federation ships are better.

[Needa]

Since any Federation ships can destroy an SSD with only two torpedoes, the ST galaxy has nothing to fear from hostile invaders.

MMm did I hear this one before

[Master of Ossus]

Since any Federation ships can destroy an SSD with only two torpedoes, the ST galaxy has nothing to fear from hostile invaders.

MMm did I hear this one before

Is that before or after the Federation can blow up planets because they can?

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

And since they refer to hyperspace as "lightspeed" in SW, they must be travelling at that speed, and since Federation waepons have cooler-sounding names, they must be superior.

[Howedar]

Lasers don't even penetrate navigational deflectors, as proven by an obscure hyperbole that I've elevated to perfect, unbiased, irrefutable evidence!

[Antediluvian]

Federation vessels are faster than Imperial ships, and can even outpace fighters.

[Mr Bean]

And because of that the next season of
ST-The Search for more money will Feature a three way battle Between an Army of the Q, The Borg and the new multie-Unverise spanning new Federation with over umm a Billion, No A TRILLION Memeber words,
BWHAHAHAHH!

[Needa]

Red shirts have studied several years at Star Fleet academy to learn about combat tactics.


Stormtroopers are trained only for ground combat. Sure, a Stromtrooper is stronger physically than your average SF crewmen. But, strenght is nothing without genius. SF highly emphasis the intelligence of each of his member.

Stormtroopers are blind, idiot and savage. In typical combat they will charge their enemies. SF personnel will hide for cover, then striking-back after the first imperial assault. Of course, The White armor guys are going to be killed easily with the superior accuracy of Federation Commandos. Phasers are the ultimate weapon, with the best ergonomical design possible. It's an accepted fact that Imperial would miss an elephant in a 3 meters wide room, so I won't bother discuss that, As I said before, they will all be crushed. Starfleet casualties: minimal.

It will be even easier if it's close quarter combat. Sure you warsies may claim that Stormtroopers have an armor, but who cares???? They are blind, remember? That ain't gonna help them much. Even if they are somewhat able to see, they will be slaughtered. Starfleet uniforms are the achievements of decades of study at StarFleet Academy. They can't possibly be beaten. A proof? Red shirts clothing are lighter, thus giving them better agility to avoid the stupid stormtroopers. Effortless, Federation will beat every imperial.

And what if there is At-At, At-ST or other vehicle in the general vinicity? No problem!!! With our BIO-TRANSPHASIC-QUANTUM-TEMPORAL-PHASER develooped with our research on Specie 8472, we will destroy every vehicle in only some seconds. It's matter of fact that biotechnology is superior in every possible way of "regular" tech. What? You dare to call it "technobabble"? Idiot! It might only appear in ONE episode of Voyager, but hey it's a ST tech, so I won't listen even listen your arguments.

Please take this post as joke, I don't want to piss off every Trekkie fan. Ok? I like Star Trek too... when it's good.

[Doomriser]

Once, an ASVS Trekkie argued that since we don't see stormtroopers eat, they will all die of starvation.

[TheDarkling]

Doomriser: lol, please tell that was a joke.... it must be, no one could be that dumb.

[Sea Skimmer]

AS I recall, that same thread also pointed out that no one in Trek ever uses the toilet, so ill all die when there bowels burst.

[fgalkin2]

Once, an ASVS Trekkie argued that since we don't see stormtroopers eat, they will all die of starvation.

ROTFLMAO!

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

You know what I love? Some trekkies will use all tech used by any trek race any ep and say the Federation would use it against the Empire. But when acuracy comes into question, all examples MUST be from the Federation.

[SirNitram]

Don't make me ressurect Veritas, the psycho Uber-Warsie.

[arctic_series]

what ?!

i see you have all mastered the art of trekkie logic 101...

oh well. when all else fails there's always Q and magical borg adapting capabilities

and let's not forget :

star trek = science aka. realistic

and well know that's because :

technobable = science

since star wars doesn't have enough technobable.. we can assume that :

star wars = fantasy unrealistic

so therefore star trek would win because their tech would be more realistic, because you can't possibly have 200 gigaton turbolasers, i mean that would blow up an entire galaxy in one shot !! (while i'll just ignore the every other evidence and fact that SW = 25,000 yr old space faring galaxy compared to ST = 400 yr old space faring races with little control over the galaxy )

and lets not forget in TESB !!!

70m asteroid > star destroyer

photon torpedoes > 70m asteroid

therefore...

photon torpedoes > star destroyer !!!!

surely no one can possible argue with me armed with trekkie logic 101™

[Peregrin Toker]

Don't forget.....

Cpt. James Tiberius Kirk < Everything

[Spare]

Star Trek personel is highly specialised in one of the most dangerous arts. The Technobabble. They study that in the Starfleet Academy. Wait until they develop other technologies based on "The Technobabble(tm)". Ideas include:
Fixed Technobabble Sentry Gun
Technobabble Ground Assault Vehicle
And the most dangerous of all:
Personal Technobabble Persuader Gun (remember the game Syndicate?)

If it werent funny, im not joking. Fear it. Those are the tools of supreme ST victory.