most annoying song ever?

OT: anything goes!

Moderator: Edi

User avatar
Peregrin Toker
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 8609
Joined: 2002-07-04 10:57am
Location: Denmark
Contact:

Post by Peregrin Toker »

A tie between 99% of insipid pop music.

While we're at it - am I the only person who thinks that the James Bond title music is annoying?
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"

"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
User avatar
Oni Koneko Damien
Sith Marauder
Posts: 3852
Joined: 2004-03-10 07:23pm
Location: Yar Yar Hump Hump!
Contact:

Post by Oni Koneko Damien »

Feh, I'm surprised no one brought this one up, for all those who know this song, prepare to kill me for getting it stuck in your heads...

"This is the song that never ends,
Yes it goes on and on my friends...
Some people, started singing it,
Not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it
Forever just because...
This is the song that never ends,
Yes it goes on and on my friends...
Some people, started singing it,
Not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it
Forever just because...
This is the song that never ends,
Yes it goes on and on my friends...
Some people, started singing it,
Not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it
Forever just because...
This is the song that never ends,
Yes it goes on and on my friends...
Some people, started singing it,
Not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue..."
*gunshot* *thunk*

-Damien
Gaian Paradigm: Because not all fantasy has to be childish crap.
Ephemeral Pie: Because not all role-playing has to be shallow.
My art: Because not all DA users are talentless emo twits.
"Phant, quit abusing the He-Wench before he turns you into a caged bitch at a Ren Fair and lets the tourists toss half munched turkey legs at your backside." -Mr. Coffee
User avatar
2000AD
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 6666
Joined: 2002-07-03 06:32pm
Location: Leeds, wishing i was still in Newcastle

Post by 2000AD »

I can't believe no ones mentioned the song that was voted the Most Annoying Song ever in the Top 100 Annoying Songs:

The Cheeky Song by The Cheeky Girls. The first time i heard that song co-incded with the first time i had a fantasy about murder. Co-incidence?
Ph34r teh eyebrow!!11!Writers Guild Sluggite Pawn of Chaos WYGIWYGAINGW so now i have to put ACPATHNTDWATGODW in my sig EBC-Honorary Geordie
Hammerman! Hammer!
User avatar
Zaia
Inamorata
Posts: 13983
Joined: 2002-10-23 03:04am
Location: Londontowne

Post by Zaia »

2000AD wrote:I can't believe no ones mentioned the song that was voted the Most Annoying Song ever in the Top 100 Annoying Songs:

The Cheeky Song by The Cheeky Girls. The first time i heard that song co-incded with the first time i had a fantasy about murder. Co-incidence?
Can't say I know that one. *celebrates*
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
User avatar
wautd
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 7596
Joined: 2004-02-11 10:11am
Location: Intensive care

Post by wautd »

Zaia wrote:
2000AD wrote:I can't believe no ones mentioned the song that was voted the Most Annoying Song ever in the Top 100 Annoying Songs:

The Cheeky Song by The Cheeky Girls. The first time i heard that song co-incded with the first time i had a fantasy about murder. Co-incidence?
Can't say I know that one. *celebrates*
And with good reason to

That song is terrible

Come to think of it, about every summerhit is terrible.

This summer here it was Underdog project whit Summerjam. God i get sick if i start thinking about it :x
User avatar
2000AD
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 6666
Joined: 2002-07-03 06:32pm
Location: Leeds, wishing i was still in Newcastle

Post by 2000AD »

Zaia wrote:
2000AD wrote:I can't believe no ones mentioned the song that was voted the Most Annoying Song ever in the Top 100 Annoying Songs:

The Cheeky Song by The Cheeky Girls. The first time i heard that song co-incded with the first time i had a fantasy about murder. Co-incidence?
Can't say I know that one. *celebrates*
You lucky lucky thing.
The mental scars left after hearing that song for the 10th time in one day on the radio will enver heal!
Ph34r teh eyebrow!!11!Writers Guild Sluggite Pawn of Chaos WYGIWYGAINGW so now i have to put ACPATHNTDWATGODW in my sig EBC-Honorary Geordie
Hammerman! Hammer!
User avatar
Zac Naloen
Sith Acolyte
Posts: 5488
Joined: 2003-07-24 04:32pm
Location: United Kingdom

Post by Zac Naloen »

obviously the cheeky girls didn't make it to the states, AD *shudders as he remembers the song*
Image
Member of the Unremarkables
Just because you're god, it doesn't mean you can treat people that way : - My girlfriend
Evil Brit Conspiracy - Insignificant guy
User avatar
Zaia
Inamorata
Posts: 13983
Joined: 2002-10-23 03:04am
Location: Londontowne

Post by Zaia »

That, or I'm oblivious. :D
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
User avatar
Col. Crackpot
That Obnoxious Guy
Posts: 10228
Joined: 2002-10-28 05:04pm
Location: Rhode Island
Contact:

Post by Col. Crackpot »

William Heung wrote: "rhooooa,
she rangs she rangs!
rhooooa,
she rooves, she rooves!
Rhoa, she rooks rike da revil,
rut she rings rike a ree!
rike rev-ree rirl ih ris-or-ee!

tank you. i have no foh-mal training in singing, rhatsoever. i'm enginerring student at UC Berk-ree."
EDIT: William Heung CHOOSES to exploit and sterotype himself. No ill will or prejudice toward Asians is intended by me.
Last edited by Col. Crackpot on 2004-05-05 10:23am, edited 2 times in total.
"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.” -Tom Clancy
User avatar
2000AD
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 6666
Joined: 2002-07-03 06:32pm
Location: Leeds, wishing i was still in Newcastle

Post by 2000AD »

Zaia wrote:That, or I'm oblivious. :D
If your feeling suicidle i'm sure you can get it off of Kazaa
Ph34r teh eyebrow!!11!Writers Guild Sluggite Pawn of Chaos WYGIWYGAINGW so now i have to put ACPATHNTDWATGODW in my sig EBC-Honorary Geordie
Hammerman! Hammer!
User avatar
wautd
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 7596
Joined: 2004-02-11 10:11am
Location: Intensive care

Post by wautd »

Zac Naloen wrote:obviously the cheeky girls didn't make it to the states, AD *shudders as he remembers the song*
Well, in europe, it seems that every time a bad song comes out, by some reason it always ends high on the charts (the mainstream radio station charts that is). Then they play it so many times a day you wonder who the fuck is buying all those songs ... and why :x

Luckely there is something like a cd player.


speaking of the devil... "who let the dogs out" is on air :x
User avatar
Lord Pounder
Pretty Hate Machine
Posts: 9695
Joined: 2002-11-19 04:40pm
Location: Belfast, unfortunately
Contact:

Post by Lord Pounder »

This is a toughie, i stopped watching TV, with the exception of music channels, 3 years ago. I guess if i have to narrow it down to one song i'd pick The Fast Food Song by the absurdly named Fast Food Rockers.
Satan wrote:Can I take your order please?

Let's eat to the beat

A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

You like it you love it
You know you really want it
The voices I hear
Whenever you're around

I want it I need it
Nothing else can beat it
Hot and spicy
Whenever I'm in town (mm mm)

Enticing exciting
Aroma so inviting
And when it hits
Me, I wanna take you home

Trust me you must see
Just what you're doing to me
Driving me crazy
Hungry to the bone

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut


Would you like that to go?

Any sauces?

You're so sweet and you're neat
You knock me off my two feet
You're chunky and hunky
I'm coming back for more (Hot Dog)

Your taste all embraces
I gotta sing your praises
Just savour the flavours
Waiting at your door

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut


Does anyone fancy a shake?
Shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Shake it to the left - Shake it to the right - Let's shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
Also i'd like to add any song by Scooter.
RIP Yosemite Bear
Gone, Never Forgotten
User avatar
General Zod
Never Shuts Up
Posts: 29211
Joined: 2003-11-18 03:08pm
Location: The Clearance Rack
Contact:

Post by General Zod »

Barbie Girl. that god awful aqua song. there's also this annoying country song i consistently hear get played in various stores, but thankfully i've managed to block out most of it from my mind and can't remember the title at the moment.
"It's you Americans. There's something about nipples you hate. If this were Germany, we'd be romping around naked on the stage here."
User avatar
Lord Pounder
Pretty Hate Machine
Posts: 9695
Joined: 2002-11-19 04:40pm
Location: Belfast, unfortunately
Contact:

Post by Lord Pounder »

The thing about Barbie Girl is that it was the very worst out of a kinda decent album. Turn Back Time was a great song.
RIP Yosemite Bear
Gone, Never Forgotten
User avatar
wautd
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 7596
Joined: 2004-02-11 10:11am
Location: Intensive care

Post by wautd »

man you _have_ to hear the dutch version of the pizza song :twisted:
User avatar
Zac Naloen
Sith Acolyte
Posts: 5488
Joined: 2003-07-24 04:32pm
Location: United Kingdom

Post by Zac Naloen »

I know the whole dance to that pizza song :'(
Image
Member of the Unremarkables
Just because you're god, it doesn't mean you can treat people that way : - My girlfriend
Evil Brit Conspiracy - Insignificant guy
User avatar
Frank Hipper
Overfiend of the Superego
Posts: 12882
Joined: 2002-10-17 08:48am
Location: Hamilton, Ohio?

Post by Frank Hipper »

MacArthur Park.

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You'll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
I'll be thinking of you
And wondering why

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no
No, no
Oh no!!
Image
Life is all the eternity you get, use it wisely.
User avatar
Dahak
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 7292
Joined: 2002-10-29 12:08pm
Location: Admiralty House, Landing, Manticore
Contact:

Post by Dahak »

Last Christmas, by Wham!

It doesn't get any worse...

Though Pounder is right, Scooter is evil, too...
Image
Great Dolphin Conspiracy - Chatter box
"Implications: we have been intercepted deliberately by a means unknown, for a purpose unknown, and transferred to a place unknown by a form of intelligence unknown. Apart from the unknown, everything is obvious." ZORAC
GALE Force Euro Wimp
Human dignity shall be inviolable. To respect and protect it shall be the duty of all state authority.
Image
User avatar
haas mark
Official SD.Net Insomniac
Posts: 16533
Joined: 2002-09-11 04:29pm
Location: Wouldn't you like to know?
Contact:

Post by haas mark »

"Almost Home." Forget who it's by. EVIL. "I'm getting closer to my home" repeated about thirty times in the same song and nothing else. -twitch-

That, and Cheryl Crow's "Soak up the Sun."
Robert-Conway.com | lunar sun | TotalEnigma.net

Hot Pants à la Zaia | BotM Lord Monkey Mod OOK!
SDNC | WG | GDC | ACPATHNTDWATGODW | GALE | ISARMA | CotK: [mew]

Formerly verilon

R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero, 09 October 1967 - 13 November 2005


Image
User avatar
Jon
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1501
Joined: 2004-03-02 10:11am
Location: Manchester UK

Post by Jon »

Hey Ya by Outkast is a disgrace to humanity
User avatar
Bertie Wooster
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1830
Joined: 2003-10-07 04:38pm
Location: reposed at the bosom of Nyx on the shores of Formentera
Contact:

Post by Bertie Wooster »

I nominate "summer girls" by LFO.
User avatar
Illuminatus Primus
All Seeing Eye
Posts: 15774
Joined: 2002-10-12 02:52pm
Location: Gainesville, Florida, USA
Contact:

Post by Illuminatus Primus »

"Pretty Fly for a White Guy" by The Offspring irks the living shit out of me.
"You know what the problem with Hollywood is. They make shit. Unbelievable. Unremarkable. Shit." - Gabriel Shear, Swordfish

"This statement, in its utterly clueless hubristic stupidity, cannot be improved upon. I merely quote it in admiration of its perfection." - Garibaldi in reply to an incredibly stupid post.

The Fifth Illuminatus Primus | Warsie | Skeptical Empiricist | Florida Gator | Sustainability Advocate | Libertarian Socialist |
Image
User avatar
Slartibartfast
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 6730
Joined: 2002-09-10 05:35pm
Location: Where The Sea Meets The Sky
Contact:

Post by Slartibartfast »

Iiiiii will aalways love youuuuuuuuuuuuuiuuuouuuuuu
by Whitney Houston

No contest.
Image
User avatar
Bob McDob
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 1590
Joined: 2002-07-25 03:14am

Post by Bob McDob »

Ah'm blue, ba-da-be-ba-ba-da, ba-da-be-ba-ba-da, ba-da-be-ba-ba-da-a
Ah'm blue, ba-da-be-ba-ba-da, ba-da-be-ba-ba-da, ba-da-be-ba-ba-da-a
Ah'm blue, ba-da-be-ba-ba-da, ba-da-be-ba-ba-da, ba-da-be-ba-ba-da-a
That's the wrong way to tickle Mary, that's the wrong way to kiss!
Don't you know that, over here lad, they like it best like this!
Hooray, pour les français! Farewell, Angleterre!
We didn't know how to tickle Mary, but we learnt how, over there!
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
What Kind of Username is That?
Posts: 9254
Joined: 2002-07-10 08:53pm
Location: Back in PA

Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

"Work It" By Missy Elliot. It's just so mind-numbingly repetitive. The other stuff she's done in this century that I've heard is pretty much the same thing.
BotM: Just another monkey|HAB
Post Reply