A night in the world of Zac Naloen...

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A night in the world of Zac Naloen...

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Zac went to a club last night, a usual occurance yes, however its what happened at this club, this one time, last night, that makes it special... (TOO MANY COMMAS!!!!)

Zac notices a pretty young lady checking him out on the dance floor and decides to make a move.

"Hi, whats your name" i say

She replies "*something i couldn't hear over the music*"

I say "Come dance with me"

and she does... at the end of the song i ask her her name again. "Alison" she replies.

"do you go to the Uni?" she asks me...

"errr.... Yeh.... but not here, im from out of town <_< "

(just like to point out, im still in highschool for those that don't know :D)

"hold old are you?" I ask

"how old do you think i am?" she says

"i dunno...." i say

"guess" she says...

"well, im 18, now will you tell me how old you are?"

"Older"

" :wtf: " confused is me at this point. "19?"

"*shake of the head*"

"20?"

"*shake of the head*"

"21????"

"*nods*"

Fuck.... i think.

Then we dance somemore... getting somewhat close. But her friend wants a drink, and although she does come back... Zac is having too much fun with his friend Beth *sigh*
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Did you bang her?
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err... no...

read between the lines... i didn't get very far at all, lol
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John is going to try to score with a college sophmore.

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Do it on style Zac, go to a grab a grannie night and bang a woman old enough to have given birth to you.
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Lord Pounder wrote:Do it on style Zac, go to a grab a grannie night and bang a woman old enough to have given birth to you.

err... frankly that idea scares me...

I'll stick to those under 25 thanks :P
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It's not that bad Zac, during that one night i learned enough to make any man or woman who goes with me very happy.
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yes, but at 18 shagging someone old enough to be my mother scares me :P
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Go for it, Zac!

You're a hottie, shouldn't be that much of a problem :mrgreen:
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