Would you make out with your hot cousin?

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Would you?

Yes
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Yes...and then some... ;)
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No
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Post by Nathan F »

I have a couple very very attractive female cousins. That said, I wouldn't touch any of them with a FRICKEN TEN FOOT POLE. I mean, seriously, as Joe said, they're BLOOD RELATED!
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I wouldn't make out with my cousins at all. I'd be kicked out of the family as soon as anyone heard.
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Metrion Cascade wrote:
Sharp-kun wrote:
Metrion Cascade wrote: Damn...the only person I know on par with you had sex with her mother and is okay with it. Gotta find her email...
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

How old was she and was she drunk?
IIRC, she said they were in love. And this went on for years (maybe still goes on - I haven't seen her in a while, and we didn't really talk a lot).
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Okay... LMAO!!
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I've made out with my sister...what do you think? :wink:
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Post by Oni Koneko Damien »

Jmac wrote:I've made out with my sister...what do you think?
I think we're going to need a few more details, photo evidence, and a video if at all possible.

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Mayabird wrote:I'm not one for incest. I also have no hot cousins either.

...Funny story. Due to some inbreeding in the family a few generations back I'm my own cousin (can't remember to what degree though).
:? How does that work? Were your great-grandparents brother and sister, or something?
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jmac wrote:I've made out with my sister...what do you think? :wink:
Yeah i am not believing that one till i have photo's to see
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:I have a very hot cousin and would probably make out with him...

Oh, I am going to a level of hell reserved for perverts and people who talk in the theater.
You bastard the special hell is mine I reserved it and have been headed there for much longer. Once more you steal my phrases.

and on another note freud wrote extensively on the Oedipus complex which seems somewhat less real, but for some reason he never touched this. Wonder why its probably a tad more plausible.

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Fuck yeah, and then some, if it was my late uncle Gary's daughter Patricia. She's fucking gorgeous, which caused me quite an ethical dilemma for me at my grandfather's/uncle's combined funeral, where I saw her for the first time in ten years (she and I were both 18 at the time of the funeral). I felt bad becuase I kept checking her out when she wasn''t looking. I'm not sure if it was due more to her being my cousin, or to the fact that we were at a funeral (my grandfather's and her father's combined, at that! :oops:).

Meh, probably the latter, as she's only related to me by law. :D
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

Shark Bait wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:I have a very hot cousin and would probably make out with him...

Oh, I am going to a level of hell reserved for perverts and people who talk in the theater.
You bastard the special hell is mine I reserved it and have been headed there for much longer. Once more you steal my phrases.

and on another note freud wrote extensively on the Oedipus complex which seems somewhat less real, but for some reason he never touched this. Wonder why its probably a tad more plausible.

(Oh and the wwfs thing yeah thats mine too)
Damn, someone's on a Thread Necro Spree today!! :roll:
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Executor32 wrote:Fuck yeah, and then some, if it was my late uncle Gary's daughter Patricia. She's fucking gorgeous, which caused me quite an ethical dilemma for me at my grandfather's/uncle's combined funeral, where I saw her for the first time in ten years (she and I were both 18 at the time of the funeral). I felt bad becuase I kept checking her out when she wasn''t looking. I'm not sure if it was due more to her being my cousin, or to the fact that we were at a funeral (my grandfather's and her father's combined, at that! :oops:).

Meh, probably the latter, as she's only related to me by law. :D
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Like I said, it was probably due more to the fact that we were at a funeral than anything else.
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Post by Stofsk »

No, but that's because I don't have any attractive female cousins. However I would make out with my cousin's girlfriend, who is stunningly attractive. So much it makes my eyes sore. Seriously, she could get on the cover of a magazine, while he looks like a chubby Cmmdr. Riker.

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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Shark Bait wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:I have a very hot cousin and would probably make out with him...

Oh, I am going to a level of hell reserved for perverts and people who talk in the theater.
You bastard the special hell is mine I reserved it and have been headed there for much longer. Once more you steal my phrases.

and on another note freud wrote extensively on the Oedipus complex which seems somewhat less real, but for some reason he never touched this. Wonder why its probably a tad more plausible.

(Oh and the wwfs thing yeah thats mine too)
Damn, someone's on a Thread Necro Spree today!! :roll:
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Shark Bait wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:I have a very hot cousin and would probably make out with him...

Oh, I am going to a level of hell reserved for perverts and people who talk in the theater.
You bastard the special hell is mine I reserved it and have been headed there for much longer. Once more you steal my phrases.

and on another note freud wrote extensively on the Oedipus complex which seems somewhat less real, but for some reason he never touched this. Wonder why its probably a tad more plausible.

(Oh and the wwfs thing yeah thats mine too)
Damn, someone's on a Thread Necro Spree today!! :roll:
I never understood the huge problem with that, especially if they contribute something useful.

Granted, whether or not he did here is questionable, but the that doesn't change my original question. And, at any rate, on topic discussion came from it, so...
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Post by Sriad »

Yes, but she's also hot as a person. I mean hey, if no-one gets hurt and no babies happen, I have no problems with incest. (note "if no-one gets hurt." incest emphatically != child molestation)
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Metrion Cascade wrote:
Sharp-kun wrote: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

How old was she and was she drunk?
IIRC, she said they were in love. And this went on for years (maybe still goes on - I haven't seen her in a while, and we didn't really talk a lot).
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Okay... LMAO!!
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I found her, and directed her to SDnet. Don't know if she plans to register, but she says she'll look around.

EDIT - no, she doesn't troll.
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Post by admiral_danielsben »

First cousin..... no. Just too damn close.

Second cousin.... maybe, but all of my attractive female second-cousins of the right age group have boyfriends who would beat the pulp out of me if anything happened...
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well i do have a cousin and he is a real hottie, but no, and thats definite
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