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My birthday has a first name, it's Sal-is-bur-y Steak

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Today at 6 AM, I will be twenty two years old, and you will all bow down before your newly annointed Man-Queen.

The presents arrived in my wallet yesterday, as today I will be doing volunteer stuff in Columbus. Tommorow a buddy of mine is treating me to a dinner at some fancy restaurant I barely know about~

I skipped doing a thread about it last year 8)
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Hehe, happy birthday Hamel. I don't think I've ever had a Salsibury steak outside of a TV dinner. :-)
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Happiest of happy days, Hamel!
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Happy B-Day, Hamel
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In true Hamel style:

all yuor birthdays are belong to us
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I always saw you as a nutcase, Hamel, and I was right. But have a good one for me.
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Hello Children! It's salisbury steak day!

happy birthday you pino commie wierdo! :wink:

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY and remember don't cut your dick with a piece of bread.:wink:

Hoping i got the right guy :?
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Montcalm wrote:HAPPY BIRTHDAY and remember don't cut your dick with a piece of bread.:wink:
HA! HA! Breadfucker
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Wishing you and your big butt a very Happy Birthday, with an oatmeal-y vagina on top. :D
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Frank Hipper wrote:Wishing you and your big butt a very Happy Birthday, with an oatmeal-y vagina on top. :D
Oh, Frank, why'd you have to do that--now he's gonna get all misty-eyed on us... :P
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Zaia wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Wishing you and your big butt a very Happy Birthday, with an oatmeal-y vagina on top. :D
Oh, Frank, why'd you have to do that--now he's gonna get all misty-eyed on us... :P
eh, the oatmeal should soak that up.
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Presents in the mail, XXXL butt plug right?
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Wishing you and your big butt a very Happy Birthday, with an oatmeal-y vagina on top. :D
Oh, Frank, why'd you have to do that--now he's gonna get all misty-eyed on us... :P
eh, the oatmeal should soak that up.
*vomits*
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