What a Bastard!

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2004-05-07 09:47am

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-05-07 09:53am

Ohhhh yeah, she's gonna be feelin' that alright... ouch.

A part of me thinks that was just an act, but in today's crazy world of high gasoline prices and air conditioners that don't work I'm just cynical enough to think that actually happened.

It was kinda funny, in a slapstick comic sort of way.

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2004-05-07 09:57am

That really, really didn't look fake. Seriously, I've seen people get bludgeoned with textbooks before. The thud was just sickening.

"Ugh! Me Neanderthal barbarian! Me hit she-man with heavy thing!"

What a cunt.

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-05-07 10:02am

"Surprise! You're caught on Camera Lawsuit! Where the criminals don't know they're being filmed!"

I think I've discovered the next Reality TV sensation.

(incidentally, if it is for real then that guy looked like he was on the way out the door, not that I have anything to base that on... other than common sense. Then again arseholes generally lack commonsense. But yeah, with the deed caught on film where is he going to hide? Or run?)

...

(You have to admit though, her singing was terrible.)

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2004-05-07 10:07am

Stofsk wrote:(You have to admit though, her singing was terrible.)

Someone that cute can't annoy me. I have too much horniness.

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-05-07 10:15am

Lazy Raptor wrote:
Stofsk wrote:(You have to admit though, her singing was terrible.)
Someone that cute can't annoy me. I have too much horniness.

Really? Wow. Yeah she was cute and all, but if I had to sit and listen to that for 8 hours I'd kill myself. I'd tap that arse, though.

Of course the way the film makes it out she was only doing it for a couple seconds, and seemed to be doing it purposely bad. Some sort of workplace "Bad karaoke" morale boosting session? Bah - no matter, it didn't seem successful in any case.

What a shitstick. I fully expect that arsehole to get a pounding from every other man in that office block. I mean who could restrain themselves? Fucking hell.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-05-07 10:21am

I'm an evil sadistic bastard cause i find it funny as hell,and i think it was posted before

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2004-05-07 01:41pm

Wasn't this posted somewhere's before? Or am I thinking of another board...

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2004-05-07 01:49pm

he doesn't hit her, the book doesn't quite reach her

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2004-05-07 02:13pm

I'm probably sadistic, but I thought that was funny in a horrible sort of way.

Her singing was terrible, and I would be seriously peeved if that was a pattern of behavior in the office. However, there were LOTS of ways of handling stuff like that short of what he seems to have done.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-05-07 03:40pm

You do of course know this is a joke, right?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-05-07 03:43pm

What the fuck was she singing?

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-05-07 03:44pm

Heh...

Rather than hit her with the book, just find some better ways for that cute girl to be using her mouth.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-05-07 03:44pm

Lord Pounder wrote:What the fuck was she singing?

"Singing"?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-05-07 03:48pm

Well her jaws where moving and some kind of toneless song was emerging.

After listing to it a few times i think it might have been Madonna's Ray Of Light. I'd have hit her too.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-05-07 04:24pm

http://www.code16.com/cat/cat1.swf

My feelings exactly!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2004-05-07 04:57pm

I thought it was hilarious.

I think I would've taken her chair and pulled it out from under her or something. Barring that, yeah the textbook would be the way to go.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-05-07 08:30pm

Pfft, I do that kind of stuff all the time, hell i did it multiple times tonight with a napkin while debating my zombie film.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2004-05-08 02:43am

Die die die you shrieking woman from hell.

And it's obviously fake. But she deserved it

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-08 03:10am

Hehehe, women beaters are the way to the future!

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-05-08 03:21am

A failed attempt at trying out for the Sirens.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-08 03:23am

RogueIce wrote:Heh...

Rather than hit her with the book, just find some better ways for that cute girl to be using her mouth.

(insert your own "Only on SD.Net" joke)