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C.S.Strowbridge
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Well that explains his homophobia. He thinks the average homosexual has more than 500 sexual partners in a lifetime, he's obviously jealous.Alyrium Denryle wrote:This is a blatant lie.Of fags questioned in one study, 43% admitted to 500 or more partners in a lifetime, 28% admitted to 1000 or more in a lifetime, and of these people, 79% said that half of those partners were total strangers, and 70% of those sexual contacts were one night stands (or, as one fag admits in the film "The Castro," one minute stands) (3). Also, it is a favorite past-time of many fags to go to "cruisy areas" and have anonymous sex.
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Kelly Antilles
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Lagmonster
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Technically, yes, but you're in the wrong country for that. I knew a priest who came to Canada and made the mistake of asking for a packet of fags at a local convenience store.Kelly Antilles wrote:And isn't a "fag" a cigarette anyway?
Note: I'm semi-retired from the board, so if you need something, please be patient.
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HemlockGrey
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"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses
"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.
"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses
"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.
You're an SPFer?Seele wrote:[url]http://www.stileproject.com/
This link is the stileproject, they also have a forum which is pretty cool place.
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Wicked Pilot
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Coyote
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Killin's too good for some folks. Many have described delicious ways to release this tortured soul from that horrid tortilla-wrap of flesh, but the truth is psychological warfare can be so much more satisfying in the long term.
Drug him. Maybe a transquilizer gun like in "Wild Kingdom". Get him good and liquored up while he's groggy, maybe a few bong hits. Not too much, he can't take it and he needs to wake up later.
He wakes up with a big, muscular black lady (a volunteer with a strong stomach and a sense of poetic justice) snuggled up next to him. She doesn't have to do anything with him, just wake up, purr like a cat and kiss him, then say"God, that was great last night, you gorgeous hunk of man-stud you". She proceeds to rub her belly sensously and say, "A woman knows, and this one's gonna be another Hercules". She then winks, gathers her clothes, and leaves him in the bed overfull of empty booze bottles and drug paraphernalia.
He gets to live with this image in his mind for the rest.... of his.... life...
He he doesn't castrate himself, he'll join a monastery.
Drug him. Maybe a transquilizer gun like in "Wild Kingdom". Get him good and liquored up while he's groggy, maybe a few bong hits. Not too much, he can't take it and he needs to wake up later.
He wakes up with a big, muscular black lady (a volunteer with a strong stomach and a sense of poetic justice) snuggled up next to him. She doesn't have to do anything with him, just wake up, purr like a cat and kiss him, then say"God, that was great last night, you gorgeous hunk of man-stud you". She proceeds to rub her belly sensously and say, "A woman knows, and this one's gonna be another Hercules". She then winks, gathers her clothes, and leaves him in the bed overfull of empty booze bottles and drug paraphernalia.
He gets to live with this image in his mind for the rest.... of his.... life...
He he doesn't castrate himself, he'll join a monastery.
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
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Wicked Pilot
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Larz
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... were the hell did this idjit get his head filled with such bull, damn thought controling parents... :: applauds cyril :: I doubt its the boys fault for being so filled with nonsense... its his parents fault for filling him with such nonsense... though it IS his fault for buying it and preaching it, solution: Strap the boy and his parents down and have them watch every MST3K movie without the commentary, watch Battlestar Galactica 1980, watch every commentary ever written about The Scarlet Letter... if their not babbling idiots by then, then skip the wash and rinse part and just repeat... all this does is add to my negative faith of humanity...
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My conclusion is that guy HAS to be taking the piss. there is no explanation for a person being that stupid. after reading it all a second time i am almoxt dumbfounded, somthing that happens to me very rarely.
i wanna meet this guy and slap him in the face with a wet trout, several times. There is no excuse for being that dumb.
i wanna meet this guy and slap him in the face with a wet trout, several times. There is no excuse for being that dumb.
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Raoul Duke, Jr.
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Master of Ossus
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I am, for some reason, not surprised that he is a 19 year old in HS.
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"Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away."
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"one soler flar can vapririze the planit or malt the nickl in lass than millasacit" -Bagara1000
"Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away."
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Majin Gojira
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My god...I know that some people are dumb, but...I never realized HOW stupid people can be...
Well, let's all be thankful that he has absolutley no chance of breeding in the sentient community.
Well, let's all be thankful that he has absolutley no chance of breeding in the sentient community.
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Reviewing movies is a lot like Paleontology: The Evidence is there...but no one seems to agree upon it.
"God! Are you so bored that you enjoy seeing us humans suffer?! Why can't you let this poor man live happily with his son! What kind of God are you, crushing us like ants?!" - Kyoami, Ran
Justice League- Molly Hayes: Respect Hats or Freakin' Else!
Browncoat
Supernatural Taisen - "[This Story] is essentially "Wouldn't it be awesome if this happened?" Followed by explosions."
Reviewing movies is a lot like Paleontology: The Evidence is there...but no one seems to agree upon it.
"God! Are you so bored that you enjoy seeing us humans suffer?! Why can't you let this poor man live happily with his son! What kind of God are you, crushing us like ants?!" - Kyoami, Ran
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haas mark
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It seems that every time we find the epitome of stupidity (hey, that rhymes!), we find someone even more idiotic than the last...what happens if we hit the bottom of the jar? Do they all die and go away? Do we have no more meaning in life, except to mindlessly flame the same people over and over again, until their ashes are no longer existant?
Verilon has had not enough sleep...has had 5 hrs of sleep in 54 hrs....
Verilon has had not enough sleep...has had 5 hrs of sleep in 54 hrs....
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The EF trolls...Azeron, Arminus, Sith God....
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Alyrium Denryle
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We need to apply acid to thier wounds or they will regenerate*begins casting Melf's Acid Arrow*
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There is Grandeur in the View of Life; it fills me with a Deep Wonder, and Intense Cynicism.
Factio republicanum delenda est
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Silver Jedi
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YEAH? WELL FUCK YOU TOO! YOU CAN HAVE MY JEANS WHEN YOU PRY THEM FROM MY COLD DEAD LEGS!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?! YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY JEANS, ASSHOLE!
He He,
To the racist, sexist and homophobic remarks, he gets normal rebuttles and/or flames. But when he threatens our jeans- all caps, bold, extra large threats
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Newtonian Fury
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Hell yeah baby! D&D will forever piss off the fundies. And here's something you might be interested in: homosexuality is now being incorporated into D&D(or rather, a recovery from the 2Ed blow). Dragon #301 refers to male lovers in the GreyHawk section. Faiths and Pantheons says that Liira has a mortal mistress(a high priestess)! You can view the discussion on this link: http://boards.wizards.com/rpg-bin/ultim ... 5;t=001086Alyrium Denryle wrote:We need to apply acid to thier wounds or they will regenerate*begins casting Melf's Acid Arrow*
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WHAT THE HELL DOES HE HAVE AGAINST JEANS ANYWAY? Damn zealots. Gives the US a bad name. I just hope he never comes to San Francisco. The gays, drug users, liberals, and people who aren't white will drive him nuts. Hey, there's an idea. Abduct him, bring him to good old SF. Tie him up, and drive around the city.
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