HMA = Hairy Man AssKorvan wrote:Quick question, just what does HMA stand for? The only that comes to me is "Her Majesty's Ass". but I'm pretty sure that the Queen doesn't do porno.THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:-Hot porno chick licking HMA. (whose turned on by that?)
As for my peeves, closeups that go on too long (anything over a couple secs), any sort of open sore. The worst I've seen is a guy whose used to have his dick pierced, but had it removed (the piercing, not the dick) and you can see a whole going through the head.
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Re: Porn Pet Peeves
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"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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Re: Porn Pet Peeves
Keevan_Colton wrote:HMA = Hairy Man AssKorvan wrote: Quick question, just what does HMA stand for? The only that comes to me is "Her Majesty's Ass". but I'm pretty sure that the Queen doesn't do porno.
Same thing.
By the pricking of my thumb,
Something wicked this way comes.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks.
Something wicked this way comes.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks.
Music, it angers me intensely.
The unnatural things they say to one another.
Guy face shots when they're boning women.
Genital only shots, i like to see what their whole bodies are doing, i mean come on, what's the point of wearing all that kinky stuff if we can't see it?
Kinky clothes being removed only minutes in, if i wanted ordinary porn, i wouldn't have paid for something called "THE DOMINATOR" with a picture of women in thigh high vinyl boots to watch them take them off and fuck like in every other average lesbian porn flick ever.
Unconvincing acting, like when they're supposed to give each other a load of eye contact and whisper "fuck me, fuck me fuck me" at each other and it just looks retarded.
The fetish porn that so easily slips into pissing porn, i just like the costumes, not people pissing on said costumes, i mean ewwww!
Gimp masks, these i've never understood, i mean, tight fitting shiny clothes to accentuate the shapes of their bodies, yes, making them into a weird zip-faced serial-killer type, no.
There's always one, in porn, who decides to shout louder and less convincingly than the others, all this leads to is all the sound being muted.
The unnatural things they say to one another.
Guy face shots when they're boning women.
Genital only shots, i like to see what their whole bodies are doing, i mean come on, what's the point of wearing all that kinky stuff if we can't see it?
Kinky clothes being removed only minutes in, if i wanted ordinary porn, i wouldn't have paid for something called "THE DOMINATOR" with a picture of women in thigh high vinyl boots to watch them take them off and fuck like in every other average lesbian porn flick ever.
Unconvincing acting, like when they're supposed to give each other a load of eye contact and whisper "fuck me, fuck me fuck me" at each other and it just looks retarded.
The fetish porn that so easily slips into pissing porn, i just like the costumes, not people pissing on said costumes, i mean ewwww!
Gimp masks, these i've never understood, i mean, tight fitting shiny clothes to accentuate the shapes of their bodies, yes, making them into a weird zip-faced serial-killer type, no.
There's always one, in porn, who decides to shout louder and less convincingly than the others, all this leads to is all the sound being muted.
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I'm not picky. I don't like that horrible ramming close-up shot though, and how it lasts for at least 30 seconds.
NO PLOTS. WHY IN THE HELL DO YOU GET PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE ACTING SKILLS OF A 7-YEAR OLD WASTE TIME AND MY MONEY ON THIS INANE BULLSHIT!?!?
How every porno box I've seen includes shots not seen once in the actual movie. This should be punishable by blowtorch-to-asshole.
I like a little bit of misogynism. It's fun to humiliate!
NO PLOTS. WHY IN THE HELL DO YOU GET PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE ACTING SKILLS OF A 7-YEAR OLD WASTE TIME AND MY MONEY ON THIS INANE BULLSHIT!?!?
How every porno box I've seen includes shots not seen once in the actual movie. This should be punishable by blowtorch-to-asshole.
I like a little bit of misogynism. It's fun to humiliate!
...This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old...ultraviolence.
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I'll second that.XaLEv wrote:Porn needs more misandry.
Failing that, it needs more Feeldoes (NSFW!!!) and more giels banging guys with said Feeldoes...
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I'll second alot of what you guys are saying. But I don't mind closeups in lesbian scenes, I like Vagina. But I never understood what an Ugly Vagina really looks like. Big Labias don't seem all that unattractive, but swollen miscolered ones are but I've rarely ever seen that.
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