What's your earliest memory of doing something stupid?

Icehawk · Post by **Icehawk** » 2004-05-08 06:52pm

Heh, I remember when I was 5 or 6 their was a brief period where while I was playing in my room I would sometimes just take a piss in my closet rather than going to the bathroom. I thought it was funny (and much more convenient

) untill one day mom smelled the stench of dried piss in my room and traced it back to the carpet in the closet.

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2004-05-08 08:01pm

As an infant, I had this orange-flavoured dental treatment that tasted so good, I'd actually pester my mum and dad to apply the stuff to my mouth. It came in a metal tube, like toothpaste - and if I could get away with it, I'd take the tube, rest up somewhere out of sight and suck it dry.
One morning I went into the kitchen and attempted to locate and sieze the dental gel. Finding a metal tube the same size and colour, I decided that - since I was going to eat all the gel - there was no need to piss around taking the cap off. I mean, why bother? So I bit directly into and through the tube, getting a nice, big mouthful of the contents.
It was rubber cement from a bicycle repair kit. Go directly to hospital.

Phantasee · Post by **Phantasee** » 2004-05-09 12:05am

Zaia wrote:Well, his name was Stan, and...

Makes me wish my name was Stan....

I would say, I did some weird things with a cousin of mine, who is 2 weeks younger than me. We were...exploring. Very embarassing.

I cant remember it that well, as we were 3-4 years old. I have a feeling I'm going to regret posting this....

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-05-09 01:57am

Hey, yo! Post the story!

All you people who stapled yourselves, I shoved a staple into my gum. Hah!

Also, in 5th grade I learned that eating Warheads while I have a canker sore is unpleasant.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-09 04:22am

Phantasee wrote:
Zaia wrote:Well, his name was Stan, and...

Makes me wish my name was Stan....

I would say, I did some weird things with a cousin of mine, who is 2 weeks younger than me. We were...exploring. Very embarassing. I cant remember it that well, as we were 3-4 years old. I have a feeling I'm going to regret posting this....

Eeeeeeeewwwww!!!!

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-05-09 04:39am

I have done many stupid things in my life but cant remember the earlies one.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-05-09 12:50pm

Icehawk wrote:Heh, I remember when I was 5 or 6 their was a brief period where while I was playing in my room I would sometimes just take a piss in my closet rather than going to the bathroom. I thought it was funny (and much more convenient ) untill one day mom smelled the stench of dried piss in my room and traced it back to the carpet in the closet.

Hahaha, I had a similar thing with pissing in the garage, unfortunately, that was early on in my teens.

Earliest stupid thing i can remember was picking up a sparkler that i'd dropped, and it permanently burning my right middle finger, though it's barely noticable now.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-05-09 01:01pm

When I was four or five, my brother and I would feed the neighbor kids dog food and laugh at them.

Later, the truth came out; their mother grew up in wartime and immediate postwar Germany, and was driven insane by her experiences. She wouldn't cook for them due to her phobia of making the kitchen dirty, so they ate dog food because they were hungry all the time.
And we laughed at them.

mjn6172 · Post by **mjn6172** » 2004-05-09 09:29pm

Damn, other people have already done all of my good stories (putting my hand on a hot iron at about age 4, and unplugging the Christmas tree lights by the metal prongs at around age 6).

Well, there was the time when I was about 6-7 years old and we were at a family reunion. I got bored and decided I wanted to go fishing, so I took a pole out of the car and walked over to a dock I had seen about 1/4-1/2 a mile away around the lake. I had a great time there for an hour or two, then walked back to the family reunion. My parents went INSANE! I, of course, hadn't told anyone where I was going, so when no one could find me after an hour or so they thought I had been kidnapped and called the police. I think I got grounded for about a month for that one.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-05-09 10:12pm

If a cracker is in a fire... leave it alone...

That's all I have to say.

The lost Prophet · Post by **The lost Prophet** » 2004-05-12 07:39pm

Third grade, sharpened a pencil to a needle point. when i got back to my seat i accidently droped it, and like a dumb ass I tried picking it up with out looking. It impaled my palm about 1/2 - 1 inch into my hand. I drew my hand up, looked at it, then raised my hand with the pencil in it and asked to go to the nurses office. the teacher told me to pull it out and proceded to give me a band aid which did nothing as you could guess. i still have the mark.