Would you give yourself a blowjob?

Super-Gagme · Post by **Super-Gagme** » 2004-05-09 08:39pm

Well? This is for guys to answer only, but comments welcome. I was speaking to a girl who seems to think it would make the man gay. Yes, a bit narrowminded of her, but hey :p

Oh and this is assuming you could bend comfortably to do it, not like...sucking off your clone...because that's odd...

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-05-09 08:44pm

yes. And I would venture you will not have may No's

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-05-09 08:47pm

Um, well, I wouldn't give my clone a handjob, but when it comes to being by myself...

so yes.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-05-09 08:56pm

HELL NO and where's the castrate Super-Gagme option

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » 2004-05-09 09:02pm

Nope just too nasty for me sorry.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2004-05-09 09:04pm

I tried to do it about three years ago with no luck.
Maybe I'll try again.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-05-09 09:14pm

I tried it but I'm not quite flexible enough.

Soontir, you can come to New Orleans if you want

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-05-09 09:14pm

Shark Bait wrote:Nope just too nasty for me sorry.

Just couldnt kiss yourself afterwards eh?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2004-05-09 09:19pm

Of course I would. Many times I have wished that I could.

I can't say I approve of Gagme leaving out autocunnilingus, though.

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » 2004-05-09 09:19pm

Shark Bait wrote:
Nope just too nasty for me sorry.

Just couldnt kiss yourself afterwards eh?

DIRTY FLESHY

Phantasee · Post by **Phantasee** » 2004-05-09 09:21pm

Is this Auto-Fellatio we are talking about? Then, yeah, it'd be like masturbating without using your hands. And yes, you can masturbate hands free.

But if it's something involving a clone or twin, probably not. Clone, maybe, twin, no.

And no, this isn't an offer to allow the cloning of myself.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-05-09 09:21pm

Poor Shark Bait and his catholic appendages...

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-05-09 09:25pm

Super-Gagme wrote:I was speaking to a girl who seems to think it would make the man gay. Yes, a bit narrowminded of her, but hey :p

So would that mean that she thinks men who jerk themselves off are gay? Because thats only the next step down...at least in my experience it is.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-05-09 09:33pm

And give myself some sort of veneral disease? I think not!

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » 2004-05-09 09:36pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Poor Shark Bait and his catholic appendages...

It has nothing to do with my Catholic mouth or naughty bits, its the fact that its rather disgusting like all feshy activitys. Damn I have issues with kissing people if I think about it too much.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-05-09 09:37pm

Shark Bait wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Poor Shark Bait and his catholic appendages...
It has nothing to do with my Catholic mouth or naughty bits, its the fact that its rather disgusting like all feshy activitys. Damn I have issues with kissing people if I think about it too much.

I know, just giving you a hard time(I was expecing you to play along with that one)

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » 2004-05-09 09:41pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Shark Bait wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Poor Shark Bait and his catholic appendages...
It has nothing to do with my Catholic mouth or naughty bits, its the fact that its rather disgusting like all feshy activitys. Damn I have issues with kissing people if I think about it too much.
I know, just giving you a hard time(I was expecing you to play along with that one)

You know its not only that its also that it's too much like having sex with another person.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-05-09 09:46pm

You guys are funny...and weird...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-05-09 09:47pm

Shark Bait wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Poor Shark Bait and his catholic appendages...
It has nothing to do with my Catholic mouth or naughty bits, its the fact that its rather disgusting like all feshy activitys. Damn I have issues with kissing people if I think about it too much.

The most successful pathogens are spread that way...

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-05-09 09:50pm

Shark Bait wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Shark Bait wrote: It has nothing to do with my Catholic mouth or naughty bits, its the fact that its rather disgusting like all feshy activitys. Damn I have issues with kissing people if I think about it too much.
I know, just giving you a hard time(I was expecing you to play along with that one)
You know its not only that its also that it's too much like having sex with another person.

Well, at least you wouldnt be able to right angle yourself... Seriously... You would have to bend forward really far to do that... you can screw up wth your hands, but to fuck yourself over like that you would have to break your spine, and that opens up a whle new can of worms.

So... no risk

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-05-09 10:00pm

Well, I can now use the phrase "It's because you suck yourself at night" when answering questions.

It sounds interesting but I'm not sure I'd want to do it, I'm not particulaly anxious to find out how my penis tastes.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-05-09 10:01pm

No.

Next question, would you give myself a blow job? Males need not apply.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-05-09 10:02pm

Hell yes; and a big hell yes to sucking my clone's cock, too!

The question really should be, would you swallow?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-05-09 10:05pm

Durandal wrote:No.

Next question, would you give myself a blow job? Males need not apply.

Well you already know what most of us will say anyway

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-05-09 10:07pm

No. It's just not right.

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