Would you give yourself a blowjob?

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-05-09 10:08pm

Durandal wrote:Next question, would you give myself a blow job? Males need not apply.

Let me answer your question with another question.

Does your penis reach your anus?

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » 2004-05-09 10:10pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Shark Bait wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote: I know, just giving you a hard time(I was expecing you to play along with that one)
You know its not only that its also that it's too much like having sex with another person.
Well, at least you wouldnt be able to right angle yourself... Seriously... You would have to bend forward really far to do that... you can screw up wth your hands, but to fuck yourself over like that you would have to break your spine, and that opens up a whle new can of worms.

So... no risk

Hey I didn't right angle myself it was done to me, i'm proud to say I have never caused such pain to myself...... Well except for that time with the razor blade and the pack of matches but that was before therapy.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-05-09 10:10pm

muse wrote:
Durandal wrote:Next question, would you give myself a blow job? Males need not apply.
Let me answer your question with another question.

Does your penis reach your anus?

I'm just hoping he says yes to that question.

Phantasee · Post by **Phantasee** » 2004-05-09 10:11pm

YT300000 wrote:No. It's just not right.

But it feels so right!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-05-09 10:12pm

muse wrote:
Durandal wrote:Next question, would you give myself a blow job? Males need not apply.
Let me answer your question with another question.

Does your penis reach your anus?

Wow, a weapons grade mental image.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-05-09 10:15pm

muse wrote:
Durandal wrote:Next question, would you give myself a blow job? Males need not apply.
Let me answer your question with another question.

Does your penis reach your anus?

I am not even sure I want to see his penis in his own anus...

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » 2004-05-09 10:17pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
muse wrote:
Durandal wrote:Next question, would you give myself a blow job? Males need not apply.
Let me answer your question with another question.

Does your penis reach your anus?
I am not even sure I want to see his penis in his own anus...

Really spanky, I allways thought you were into that fleshy stuff.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-05-09 10:18pm

Shark Bait wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Shark Bait wrote: You know its not only that its also that it's too much like having sex with another person.
Well, at least you wouldnt be able to right angle yourself... Seriously... You would have to bend forward really far to do that... you can screw up wth your hands, but to fuck yourself over like that you would have to break your spine, and that opens up a whle new can of worms.

So... no risk
Hey I didn't right angle myself it was done to me, i'm proud to say I have never caused such pain to myself...... Well except for that time with the razor blade and the pack of matches but that was before therapy.

That is what you get for letting someone with a dexterity score of three give you a handjob.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-05-09 10:19pm

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » 2004-05-09 10:20pm

That is what you get for letting someone with a dexterity score of three give you a handjob.

Well had I known that before hand I would have caused her to kill herself sooner. Oh well I had my minons take care of her i'm fairly certain she's dead.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-05-09 10:28pm

Shark Bait wrote:
That is what you get for letting someone with a dexterity score of three give you a handjob.
Well had I known that before hand I would have caused her to kill herself sooner. Oh well I had my minons take care of her i'm fairly certain she's dead.

Never leave to minions what you could do yourself. How can you be so sure?

PrinceofLowLight · Post by **PrinceofLowLight** » 2004-05-09 10:31pm

The real question is, if I had this ability, would I ever not be giving myself a blowjob?

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » 2004-05-09 10:32pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Shark Bait wrote:
That is what you get for letting someone with a dexterity score of three give you a handjob.
Well had I known that before hand I would have caused her to kill herself sooner. Oh well I had my minons take care of her i'm fairly certain she's dead.
Never leave to minions what you could do yourself. How can you be so sure?

Nick opened a full can of psychological bitch slapping i've seen him make grown men cry. Besides the metal scaring from her actions that is no where near as bad as when you ate THE POTATO

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-05-09 10:34pm

leave that tuber out of this

do your worst if you dare

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-05-09 10:37pm

To be equal we could start a tiny poll for the SD.net girls,and the question would be.

"Do you lick yourself"

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-05-09 10:40pm

Yes, as I see self-fellatio as being like masturbation, but to a greater extent. You masturbate because you like the feel of your hands on your penis, not the other way around.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2004-05-09 10:58pm

Yes I can.

Yes I have tested it out.

No I don't do it on a regular basis.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-05-09 10:59pm

Yes, I would. What can I say? I'm horny.

Admiral Valdemar wrote:And give myself some sort of veneral disease? I think not!

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2004-05-09 11:01pm

For all that is holy and sacred.... HELL NO!

Issues? What issues? *grumbles**goes off sharpening knives*

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-05-09 11:03pm

muse wrote:
Durandal wrote:Next question, would you give myself a blow job? Males need not apply.
Let me answer your question with another question.

Does your penis reach your anus?

Theoretically, it could while fully erect, but unfortunately, an erect penis is not the most pliable of construction materials.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-05-09 11:04pm

Yes i would. Yes i've tried. I could barely reach the tip. I geuss it's because i'm about as flexible as a cinderblock. That and my wang isn't quite massive enough.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-05-09 11:05pm

Durandal wrote:Theoretically, it could while fully erect, but unfortunately, an erect penis is not the most pliable of construction materials.

I take it that's a "no"?

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2004-05-09 11:23pm

My answer: NYET!!

However, I am partial to receiving them...

Executor32 · Post by **Executor32** » 2004-05-09 11:27pm

Durandal wrote:
muse wrote:
Durandal wrote:Next question, would you give myself a blow job? Males need not apply.
Let me answer your question with another question.

Does your penis reach your anus?
Theoretically, it could while fully erect, but unfortunately, an erect penis is not the most pliable of construction materials.

Next question: Could you somehow manage to smash your hwang in a toilet seat at Starbucks?

(cookie for the reference, guys)

Yes to the poll, by the way. Due to my shoddy flexibility, it would require my wang to be at least about a foot-and-a-half long, though. That'd be a bitch to try to hide if I got "excited" someplace inconvenient.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-05-10 12:43am

When I was younger, and had no interest, I could easily do it. Now its a stretch to the tip.

Yes.

Cyran, he said yes, now what?