Would you give yourself a blowjob?

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Would you give yourself a blowjob?

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I would not. mainly because I know for a fact I can't. Too physical to enjoy the fantasy and stuff. I'll just wait till I get to have a girl do it for me.
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Why would I want to give myself a blowjob when I can ask my hot Italian girlfriend for one? :twisted:
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If i was flexible enough i'd probably do it once to see if it was better than masturbation or worth the efoort.
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I went with on, as it's more fun getting down to business :D
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Hellz yes.
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jenat-lai wrote:I would not. mainly because I know for a fact I can't. Too physical to enjoy the fantasy and stuff. I'll just wait till I get to have a girl do it for me.
That's why in the scenario I said "If you could do it comfortably" ie it is just as easy as using your hand.
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no. there are some things best left to the hallowed images of Ron Jeremy movies. Sucking on your own cock is one of them.
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I think the obvious point is that, in the interest of sexual gratification, I want a hot female to do it. That's the whole point of the blowjob experience in my particular brain.
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all i'm going to say is that i've tried and had my cock been a few inches longer i would have succeeded.
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All I'm going to say is I did it once or twice and isn't worth the effort.
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Heh, I tried it once when I was younger and it just wasnt worth the effort (I could barely reach the tip and it was murder on my back), but IF it was possible to bend over comfortably and all the way then I would probably do it, but I would prefer to just get one from a hot chick anyways.
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Montcalm wrote:HELL NO and where's the castrate Super-Gagme option :P
What he said.
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Rye wrote:All I'm going to say is I did it once or twice and isn't worth the effort.
How? Did you remove ribs?!
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Ace Pace wrote:When I was younger, and had no interest, I could easily do it. Now its a stretch to the tip.

Yes.


Cyran, he said yes, now what? :P
It wasn't a real yes though just an "I could" so that doesn't really count. I was hoping some of the more enterprising members would try...
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Rye wrote:All I'm going to say is I did it once or twice and isn't worth the effort.
How? Did you remove ribs?!
No, I was watching some porn and sat in a peculiar way, then i had some inspiration, I thought, "hey why not" and aimed the end at me and got my mouth around the glans, more or less. Wasn't worth the effort though.
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To quote one of my favourite bands, the Bloodhound Gang
Jimmy Pop wrote: If i could do it myself i'd probably never leave the house.
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Phantasee wrote:
YT300000 wrote:No. It's just not right.
But it feels so right! :D
Not in my mouth.
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YT300000 wrote:
Phantasee wrote:
YT300000 wrote:No. It's just not right.
But it feels so right! :D
Not in my mouth.
are you saying you've tried it before and know what it feels like then? ;)
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Darth_Zod wrote:are you saying you've tried it before and know what it feels like then? ;)
I'm saying that I wouldn't try it even if I could.
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Why, YT? Just curious, I mean it's different, when it's yourself... but, um... no, let's not get descriptive.
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Executor32 wrote:Next question: Could you somehow manage to smash your hwang in a toilet seat at Starbucks? :wink: (cookie for the reference, guys)
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muse wrote:Does your penis reach your anus?
If you don't mind my asking, could my penis reach yours?



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Wicked Pilot wrote:
muse wrote:Does your penis reach your anus?
If you don't mind my asking, could my penis reach yours?
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Jon wrote:Why, YT? Just curious, I mean it's different, when it's yourself... but, um... no, let's not get descriptive.
:? :wtf:
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