Justify Yourself!

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Robert Walper wrote: Deletion is futile. I will adapt.
Don't be stupid. You can't adapt if you never existed.
Contributions are irrelevent. Death is irrelevent.
Your argument invites deletion
And don't forget your ultimate judge in this case: yourself.
Your ass is so deleted.
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Yah, dude, you're toast. :D
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fgalkin wrote:Leave the Duchess alone, no one here is smart enough to understand her postas anyway. :P
I recognize that post she just made :P
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I'm new, yet am experienced enough to have done anything seriously wrong in my first few posts...

I haven't trolled, made a total fool of myself, or anything, either.

I voted in polls.

This is my 10th post in 5 days. That's a 2 post/day average.

I have yet to ask to castrate anyone (btw, who is Straha and why do some people want to castrate him?).

I've taken an interest in STGOD here and will post an OOB thread as soon as I have some free time to scrape together my corporate state (hey, I have to have at least a partial catalog ready, and it's AP Exam season).

Otherwise, I don't know what else is keeping me from being wiped off.
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admiral_danielsben wrote:I'm new, yet am experienced enough to have done anything seriously wrong in my first few posts...

I haven't trolled, made a total fool of myself, or anything, either.

I voted in polls.

This is my 10th post in 5 days. That's a 2 post/day average.

I have yet to ask to castrate anyone (btw, who is Straha and why do some people want to castrate him?).
straha = lord of the spam. he'd make all kinds of spammy polls so people eventually made a joke of putting down an option to castrate him for doing it so much. ;)
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I am bear which means that one very hot cup of tea later the inquistor is either a flower pot or naked.....
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I'm still here and haven't justified squat.


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I've achieved the rank of Jedi k-nnnnnnigget! Proof enough that I actually post.
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admiral_danielsben wrote:who is Straha and why do some people want to castrate him?
[high pitched voice] That's me! And it's because I incessantly poll people about random stuff. Eventually the gag question on a bunch of polls began involving me in painful situations, untill it finally got to Castration...[/high pitched voice]
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I play in the STGOD, post a little, and lurk. :P
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Rye wrote:
Robert Walper wrote: Deletion is futile. I will adapt.
Don't be stupid. You can't adapt if you never existed.
True, but since something is attempting to delete me, I obviously exist in the first place. Duh. :P
Contributions are irrelevent. Death is irrelevent.
Your argument invites deletion
Invitation is irrelevent. *activates personal shielding*
And don't forget your ultimate judge in this case: yourself.
Your ass is so deleted.
Your physiological specifications are irrelevent.

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I shake my ass in the direction of the Inquisitor!!

Kiss my ass and then you could maybe remotely think of trying to exert mentally in attempting to deleting me. But you will fail for my ass is superior. The power of deletion pales in comparison to the power of my ass!
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Enigma wrote:I shake my ass in the direction of the Inquisitor!!

Kiss my ass and then you could maybe remotely think of trying to exert mentally in attempting to deleting me. But you will fail for my ass is superior. The power of deletion pales in comparison to the power of my ass!
Your avatar would appear to be a testament to the power you claim to have. :P
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Robert Walper wrote:
Enigma wrote:I shake my ass in the direction of the Inquisitor!!

Kiss my ass and then you could maybe remotely think of trying to exert mentally in attempting to deleting me. But you will fail for my ass is superior. The power of deletion pales in comparison to the power of my ass!
Your avatar would appear to be a testament to the power you claim to have. :P
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Introduce the Inquisitor to C.S.'s ego, watch the inquisitor go bye, bye

nice having a board with a portable singularity....
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InnerBrat wrote:Show how you have made a contribution, and what you have done to merit the gift of Life.
I am the (unofficial) Christian missionary for SD.NET.

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Because I can hold a very grim and depressive view of the world and society while not being grim and depressed...

For making a living out of being disgruntled...

For unleashing the horror known as Verilon upon you poor simpletons...

For not being a total idjit debating on the board and off on crusades against idiots...
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Shark Bait wrote:I'm a technophile I need this, its like having an actual conversation with my computer. Only she would have like MPD or something.
You know, you really should get that AI program while you are in University
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Shark Bait wrote:I'm a technophile I need this, its like having an actual conversation with my computer. Only she would have like MPD or something.
You know, you really should get that AI program while you are in University
Which program??
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power.
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We have reffered to making Bridget real through the use of a speaking AI before...
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