Never feel bad about your crappy essays again...

PrinceofLowLight · Post by **PrinceofLowLight** » 2004-05-10 05:09pm

Most essays I get back have comments that are almost illegible. In their defense, it's not easy writing neat comments on a stack full of longass essays and still get them graded in a reasonable amount of time.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-05-10 05:29pm

Today I had a biology AP test. As I was doing the second essay section all I could think of was "Walt Whitman was born 3000 years ago" "Walt Whitman knows the name of many forgotten gods" "Walt Whitman livejournal is full of shitty goth poetry" "Because of Walt Whitman's dumb ass we can't right the gondola at disney land"

I had a hell of a hard time not breaking out in laughter right in the middle of the testing and throughly embrassing myself.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-05-10 05:32pm

Anarchist Bunny wrote:Today I had a biology AP test. As I was doing the second essay section all I could think of was "Walt Whitman was born 3000 years ago" "Walt Whitman knows the name of many forgotten gods" "Walt Whitman livejournal is full of shitty goth poetry" "Because of Walt Whitman's dumb ass we can't right the gondola at disney land"

I had a hell of a hard time not breaking out in laughter right in the middle of the testing and throughly embrassing myself.

That's <this far> from gettign in my sig.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-10 05:45pm

Rye wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Essay Snap The First
This didad is in esmect!

Essay Snap The Second
An intimidating essay.

Some welfare individual sanctioned.

Some if the phrasology suggest you have not adapted de sauce to your own style.

Maide up to date, except on bum. Qs.

Latvia apron in de flea.

Ipeu2: KJ 62.

Essay Snap The Third
Unclebaker?

Stuff a tumult!

So where have you copied this from?

Unnecessary * 2.

I found this funier than the original ones.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-05-10 05:54pm

fgalkin wrote:
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

H... hey! I got a good mark for that paper I'll have you know.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-10 06:04pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
fgalkin wrote:
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
H... hey! I got a good mark for that paper I'll have you know.

Not the essays. The comments, or at least Rye's deciphering of them.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-05-10 06:11pm

fgalkin wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
fgalkin wrote:
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
H... hey! I got a good mark for that paper I'll have you know.
Not the essays. The comments, or at least Rye's deciphering of them.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

I know, I know.

mauldooku · Post by **mauldooku** » 2004-05-10 06:13pm

I've seen these before. They have to be fake, as I can't imagine a teacher reacting to that. Don't these kids have parents to check their work, anyway?

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-05-11 04:15am

Badme wrote:I've seen these before. They have to be fake, as I can't imagine a teacher reacting to that. Don't these kids have parents to check their work, anyway?

No, no one asks parents anymore. they just submit them and pray. ;p