Calling All Egos: THE ADONIS AWARDS

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-05-10 11:18pm

Knife looks totally different than what I expected. I guess I was expecting somebody who looks like Jesse Ventura in camo.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-05-11 02:48am

Mike, you frighten me. You've turned from the happy father figure to the mean engineery dude. ::runs away crying::

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2004-05-11 02:56am

Mike: Mein eyez! The goggles, they do nothing! *Dumps bucket after bucket of peroxide on eyes* You look like an Angry Asian Canadian engineer.

GR: I thought you were white.

If I had film, I'd take a new picture. My hair's shorter and blonde now.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-11 04:53am

ME!!!!

*editted out of existance as they are not topless

*

EDIT:

Lookee! The last pic has SD.net on the monitor!

EDIT2: And I wanted to catch Zaia's attention, too

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-05-11 06:58am

Shroom Man 777 wrote:ME!!!!

http://axn.2.forumer.com/index.php?act= ... ost&id=310

http://axn.2.forumer.com/index.php?act= ... ost&id=311 (AY CARRAMBA! ME BE ZORRO!!!)

http://axn.2.forumer.com/index.php?act= ... ost&id=317

EDIT:

Lookee! The last pic has SD.net on the monitor!

WHERE IS THE TOPLESSNESS!?!

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-11 08:05am

It's supposed to be topless? Well, I guess I have to take them out. I thought...well, I thought it was just a picture thread.

Sorry

EDIT: Is this a half-naked guy exclusive thread?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-05-11 08:19am

Shroom Man 777 wrote:It's supposed to be topless? Well, I guess I have to take them out. I thought...well, I thought it was just a picture thread.

Sorry

EDIT: Is this a half-naked guy exclusive thread?

Nah, the rest of us decided that half naked was the way to go

.

So yes, half naked guy exclusive.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-11 09:10am

Shroom Man 777 wrote:ME!!!!

*editted out of existance as they are not topless *

No need to delete yourself from the world over a couple of pictures, man...

Besides, we're still waiting on one or two more people to post their pics (like ALY!), so go ahead, take some half-nekkid ones and then post 'em. We'll wait, assuming you don't take forever.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-11 09:23am

Nah, I'm out of shape

and I'm not sure posting a topless picture here is safe...(although if you want my pics, we could have a trade

)

I'll just put my pics back on my previous post.

Anyone knows where a guy can find Zaia's pics?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-05-11 09:25am

Shroom Man 777 wrote: Anyone knows where a guy can find Zaia's pics?

She did it once.

Anymore pics and you'll have to poke Valdemar.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-05-11 09:28am

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Anyone knows where a guy can find Zaia's pics?

Yes, but sadly if I were to reveal them I don't think it would be Straha that would be castrated. Besides the beauty would scar your eyes.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-11 09:30am

Dorsk 81 wrote: Yes, but sadly if I were to reveal them I don't think it would be Straha that would be castrated. Besides the beauty would scar your eyes.

[menacing hiss]I'm perfectly willing to make the sacrifice. Now give them to me! Or else Straha and me won't be the only ones being castrated around here.

[/menacing hiss]

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-11 09:31am

Ghost Rider wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote: Anyone knows where a guy can find Zaia's pics?
She did it once.

Anymore pics and you'll have to poke Valdemar.

WHERE?! WHERE?! Oh God, tell me where!!!

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-05-11 09:32am

Shroom Man 777 wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote: Anyone knows where a guy can find Zaia's pics?
She did it once.

Anymore pics and you'll have to poke Valdemar.
WHERE?! WHERE?! Oh God, tell me where!!!

Hold your horses junior...she did it as an avatar.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-11 09:39am

So it's lost?! No....

Surely someone kept the picture!

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-11 09:47am

Hey now, less talk about me and more NUDITY!!!! (Whee, that rhymes!)

Seriously, you aren't missing much, man. Don't sweat it.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-11 09:51am

But you've got an entire cult for yourself. That must mean you've got much awesomeness!

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-05-11 09:53am

I agree...and if anyone takes this as some latent lust for men, I will once again assert all men are ugly, and will be more then willing to prove this by frenching as many women as I can see....more half nekkid men.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-11 09:56am

Ghost Rider wrote:I agree...and if anyone takes this as some latent lust for men, I will once again assert all men are ugly, and will be more then willing to prove this by frenching as many women as I can see....more half nekkid men.

Hahaha, does that come along free with the tax preparations, or do you have to pay extra?

And I don't have a cult. I don't know what you're talking about.

MORE PICS, PLEASE!!

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-11 10:05am

Ah, I've found one. Know where I can quickly host it? I don't want to upload it in a forum where I go to since people might see it.

<--- very paranoid

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-05-11 10:08am

Ghost Rider wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote: Anyone knows where a guy can find Zaia's pics?
She did it once.

Anymore pics and you'll have to poke Valdemar.

Now you know why AV isn't attending any EBC meets. If he shows up, he gets beaten to a pulp by all the Cultists desperate for pics.

Zaia wrote:MORE PICS, PLEASE!!

"Damn woman! I just gave you sweet pics a week ago, you trying to kill me?"
Cookie for the ref.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-05-11 10:14am

Zaia wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:I agree...and if anyone takes this as some latent lust for men, I will once again assert all men are ugly, and will be more then willing to prove this by frenching as many women as I can see....more half nekkid men.
Hahaha, does that come along free with the tax preparations, or do you have to pay extra?

For you, it's a freebie

MORE PICS, PLEASE!!

And hey who can disagree with such a succient request?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-05-11 10:16am

I would like to say,this should be Mike's new *What now?* picture.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-11 10:17am

I posted at the same time with Zaia and now I see her plight.

As the chivalric guy that I am, I shall now post a topless pic for me. Consider yourselves privilaged to see a rare glimpse of me. Screw paranoia, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU, ZAIA!!!! Woohoo!!! (I hope I get Zaia's pic in exchange of this.)

http://2.2.forumer.com/uploads/axn/post ... 284106.jpg

J · Post by J » 2004-05-11 11:03am

Shroom Man 777 wrote:WHERE?! WHERE?! Oh God, tell me where!!!

Well, there's a couple nice pictures in the SoS but unfortunately you're a guy so that doesn't help you much. Of course we still haven't finalized our policy on guys who get full sex changes so that avenue is still open to you...