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OK, I just added user rankings. 50 posts makes you a Junior Padawan. 500 posts makes you a Senior Padawan. 1000 posts makes you a Jedi Master.

There are also special ranks: Sith Lord, Sith Apprentice, and Village Idiot, which are handed out personally by me.

Just FYI ...
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Have any "village idiots" been given out yet?
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USAF Ace wrote:Have any "village idiots" been given out yet?

User099.



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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:

Yeah! I'm a Sith Apprentice!

Congrads
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I serve thy Imperial Majesty with my mighty robot, the moon busting Shin Dragon.
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Darth Wong wrote:OK, I just added user rankings. 50 posts makes you a Junior Padawan. 500 posts makes you a Senior Padawan. 1000 posts makes you a Jedi Master.

There are also special ranks: Sith Lord, Sith Apprentice, and Village Idiot, which are handed out personally by me.

Just FYI ...

I wondered what was go'in on with my pic.
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David wrote:
I wondered what was go'in on with my pic.



What happened to it?
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Post by Needa »

User rankings

OK, I just added user rankings. 50 posts makes you a Junior Padawan. 500 posts makes you a Senior Padawan. 1000 posts makes you a Jedi Master.

There are also special ranks: Sith Lord, Sith Apprentice, and Village Idiot, which are handed out personally by me.

Just FYI ...
What? There is no regular Jedi Knight in the user ranking? It could be interesting to add it, like somewhere between Senior Padawan and Jedi Master .

No mighty master Darth Wong, I didn't doubt of you, no I mean ark..ark..ark...aaa

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Post by Darth Wong »

Needa wrote:What? There is no regular Jedi Knight in the user ranking? It could be interesting to add it, like somewhere between Senior Padawan and Jedi Master .
Interesting idea. Perhaps I should replace "Junior Padawan" and "Senior Padawan" with "Padawan Learner" and "Jedi Knight".
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PS. in case anyone's curious, there are currently two village idiots: Darkstar and User099. But they were already unofficial village idiots anyway :)
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Darth Wong wrote:OK, I just added user rankings. 50 posts makes you a Junior Padawan. 500 posts makes you a Senior Padawan. 1000 posts makes you a Jedi Master.
As Needa commented, I'd suggest that 250 posts is Senior Padawan, and 500 posts is Jedi Knight.

Just my two cents, of course.
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Darth Wong wrote:Interesting idea. Perhaps I should replace "Junior Padawan" and "Senior Padawan" with "Padawan Learner" and "Jedi Knight".
Ah, yes. Ignore my comments; those run closer to canon.
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Post by Grand Admiral Thrawn »

I think you'll need higher ranks (or # of posts needed)



So


Sith Aprentice=Mod (or someone you like?)

Sith Lord=You

Village Idiot=Troll or idiot
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Post by Needa »

Interesting idea. Perhaps I should replace "Junior Padawan" and "Senior Padawan" with "Padawan Learner" and "Jedi Knight".
Lord Darth Wong, in my humble opinion, it would be a good idea.

You might consider looking at
[/url]http://www.imperialnexus.net/ranks.php[url] if you intend to increase your number ... age idiot.[/url]
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Post by Needa »

I don't know what's going on with my earlier post, but it seems that I can't edit it correctly.

Anyway. Here is the URL: http://www.imperialnexus.net/ranks.php

Truly sorry :(
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USAF Ace wrote:Have any "village idiots" been given out yet?
User099 got one through years of hard work and careful study.
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Haha

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Village Idiot made me laugh out loud. :-)
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Now, to plot to raise myself and my fellow Warsie Assholes to a level where we warrant custom ranks.

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Post by Mr Bean »

Three suggestions one which I posted elsewhere

1. Change Newbie to Red-Shirt :D
2. I want some Imperal Ranks in there ! :D
3. Some more ranks after 1000 :D

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LOOOONG suggestion

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Here are some suggestions. You start at the very bottom of the scale, ST grades...


- Weasley (you can't be as low as this one)
- Janeway
- Red shirt
- Orange shirt
- Blue shirt

You have survived, young one. You're learning fast!

- Starfleet Crewman
- Star Fleet Chief Petty Officer
- Star Fleet Ensign
- StarFleet cook (Neelix)
- Star Fleet comm officer
- Star Fleet Security Officer
- Star Fleet sensor officer
- Star Fleet engineer
- Star Fleet scientific officer
- Star Fleet Weapon officer
- Star Fleet EMH mark 1 (Doctor from Voyager)
- Star Fleet #1 (RIKER)
- Starfleet Captain
- Starfeet Admiral

You have move toward to the superior starfleet rank!

- Borg drone (superior to almost anything starfleet as)
- Borg Queen
- Data
- Q

Now that you have proven worthy of being in the stardestroyer.net forum, you can move to the SUPERIOR SW ranks! Believe me, you will be happy to reach this point.

The lowliest one...

- Jar Jar Binks
- Imperial Citizen
- Moisture Farmer (Why farmer? Luke was a farmer before being a Jedi.)

Here start the decent one! Hurrah! The Ground combat ranks.

- Stromtrooper
- Field commander
- Major
- Lieutnant colonel
- Colonel
- High Colonel
- Brigadier
- General

Now you move to the other part, the Navy ranks!

- Tie fighter Pilot
- Tie Interceptor Pilot
- Tie Bomber Pilot
- Tie Advanced Pilot
- TIe Defender Pilot
- Imperial Enseign
- Imperial Sub- Lieutnant
-Imperial Lieutnant
-Imperial Lieutnat commander
-Imperial Commander
- Imperial Ship Commander---) Captain (Cpt Needa)
-Imperial Line Captain
- Imperial Commodore- Imperial Rear admiral
- Imperial Vice admiral
- Imperial Admiral
- Grand Admiral

Now, the civil ranks... your lust of power is incredible

- Moff
- Grand Moff

You got no life whatsoever...

- Royal Guard (Red guy in ROTJ)
- Emperor's hand (like Mara Jade)

And the last but not the least...
-WONG DISCIPLE
Special ranks:

SIth lord---) Wong
Sith Apprentice ---) Moderator
Honorific ----) Jedi Knight and Jedi Padawan
Horrible-------) Village idiot ( Jar Jar binks ?)

Please tell me what you think about it!
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I want to be Sith Jester.

http://www.stardestroyer.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=429 for reasoning why I should be.
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DONT CLICK THE LINK WHATEVER YOU DO DON"T CLICK THE LINK!

Anarchistbunny I'll swear I'll have your head on a pike before the day is out for this!

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Post by Needa »

Too late...

Damn you anarchistbunny!
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Oh, BTW Bean thanks for the idea.

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*Ordering his Legions
I don't Carry about Collteral Damage damage, All I care about is his head on a pike, If you have to destroy the Unveirse he's in to do that fine with me, There ARE no non-combatants in this mission men, Whatever you need you can draw, I have Fleets standing by incase there needed, If you need a Super-weapon! You got it, Treat my personal vault like its K-Mart but I want that head!

*Umm Sir Report from the Bristish Division

What is it speak up!

*They have the rabbit?

Collateral damage?

*None sir, They lost three men and used one Holy Hand Gernade and they have the rabbit on its way, Pike Inculded

Ahh Good Mount it outside as a warning!
Oh and the General incharge of the Bristish Divison?

*General Mounty Sir
Ahh yes yes, Send him a fruit basket as my thanks

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Please, you'd never get past my guard of claymore wielding bunnies. And if I feel really threatened I'll call in my sprite friends.

Also this is assuming I'm on a planet.
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