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Urgh! Curse you foul creatures! I posted my half naked self and yet you torture me! Have you no mercy?!
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Quick question.

Seeing as how the thread is half naked, could I post the bottom half?
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Straha wrote:Quick question.

Seeing as how the thread is half naked, could I post the bottom half?
Only if you include an address and airfare for Ein.
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Straha wrote:Quick question.

Seeing as how the thread is half naked, could I post the bottom half?
I wouldn't mind :mrgreen: :P
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Straha wrote:Quick question.

Seeing as how the thread is half naked, could I post the bottom half?
Yes, but only after we castrate you. :twisted:
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http://www31.brinkster.com/littlecs/daniel4021.jpg

I don't think image will work, so I gave link as well.

Not topless, you are not seeing my flab :oops: :oops: :oops:

EDIT: ack, forgot the size, took out the image. I need to resize, but no programs on my PC.
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jmac wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:WHERE?! WHERE?! Oh God, tell me where!!!
Well, there's a couple nice pictures in the SoS but unfortunately you're a guy so that doesn't help you much. Of course we still haven't finalized our policy on guys who get full sex changes so that avenue is still open to you... :P
LOL--You're so mean! *kisses jmac's cheek* :wink:
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jmac wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:WHERE?! WHERE?! Oh God, tell me where!!!
Well, there's a couple nice pictures in the SoS but unfortunately you're a guy so that doesn't help you much. Of course we still haven't finalized our policy on guys who get full sex changes so that avenue is still open to you... :P
Doesn't Aerius sometime sneak in as you though? Is there anychance we could bribe Aerius?
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I've got Zaia's pic. She's so cute, you could just eat her up.





I'd imagine all the guys and some of the girls would love to eat a part of her. :P
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Aya wrote:I've got Zaia's pic. She's so cute, you could just eat her up.





I'd imagine all the guys and some of the girls would love to eat a part of her. :P
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Aya wrote:I've got Zaia's pic. She's so cute, you could just eat her up.
The baby pic from "What did you look like" doesn't count :D
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Nope, it's a pic of her sitting at a computer with one of her friends.

She's got black hair, folks. ;)
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Aya wrote:Nope, it's a pic of her sitting at a computer with one of her friends.

She's got black hair, folks. ;)
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Aya wrote:Nope, it's a pic of her sitting at a computer with one of her friends.

She's got black hair, folks. ;)
Here's the deal:

you post the pic, and we will actually ...... castrate Straha !

Then we can all touch ourselves at night !

and then .... do we have any other catchphrases?
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Ahem guys....this thread is about half nekkid men, not Zaia. :wink:
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Aya wrote:Nope, it's a pic of her sitting at a computer with one of her friends.

She's got black hair, folks. ;)
Hmmm, the red dye must have faded.
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Zaia wrote:Oh my gosh, Knife, you are SO A-DOR-A-BLE!!!!!!!

Thanks for participating in the contest. :mrgreen:
Yeah, right?!? You may need to get a check up at the eye doc. :P

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Meh, looked like that once. Back when I burned through 8000 calories a day.[/quote]
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Sorry, I promised Zaia not to post it when she emailed it to me.
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Guys, one last time or I split and lock this thread.

LESS ZAIA TALK

So enough of the thread jack and if she wants to show her pic she will.
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Ghost Rider wrote:Ahem guys....this thread is about half nekkid men, not Zaia. :wink:
Lets follow some logic

Zaia posts pic

More men touch themselves at night

More men are half nekkid

More men get pictures taken as half nekkid

More pics in this thread.

Hence, the more we talk about Zaia the more pics we get in this thread, the happier Zaia is.

See!
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So, can anyone host a pic for me?
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Straha wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Ahem guys....this thread is about half nekkid men, not Zaia. :wink:
Lets follow some logic

Zaia posts pic

More men touch themselves at night

More men are half nekkid

More men get pictures taken as half nekkid

More pics in this thread.

Hence, the more we talk about Zaia the more pics we get in this thread, the happier Zaia is.

See!
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So, can anyone host a pic for me?
Except this thread is not about Zaia...thus your logic falls flat on it's face.

So let's stop.

Because I'm not going to ask nicely anymore before I start carving.
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ALRIGHT ALREADY!! I'LL POST A PICTURE!!! JEEBUS!!

This is me on one of my more girlie-frou-frou days: Z's Pic.
See how I have the wind blowing through my long hair? And do you like that coy smile that plays at the corner of my lips?

See, now you know why everyone's nuts about me. I'M T3H $EXAY!!! 8)

NOW SHUT UP ABOUT ME AND POST MORE PICS, DAMNIT!!

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I pictured you a bit less hairy than that.
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Darth Wong wrote:I pictured you a bit less hairy than that.
Hush, you! Don't you make me cry! :P
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