Snake vs. Mushroom

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-12 12:29am

I think they all look like dancing badgers. Except me. I'm the s-s-s-s-snake!

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-12 12:42am

Zaia wrote:I think they all look like dancing badgers. Except me. I'm the s-s-s-s-snake!

As a mushroom, I take offence to that! Mushrooms are always discriminated against. Just because we're sedentary doesn't mean we're not there, you know.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-12 12:44am

fgalkin wrote:
Zaia wrote:I think they all look like dancing badgers. Except me. I'm the s-s-s-s-snake!
As a mushroom, I take offence to that! Mushrooms are always discriminated against. Just because we're sedentary doesn't mean we're not there, you know.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Oh, so sorry, fgalkin! *sits on your head*

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-12 12:47am

Zaia wrote:
fgalkin wrote:
Zaia wrote:I think they all look like dancing badgers. Except me. I'm the s-s-s-s-snake!
As a mushroom, I take offence to that! Mushrooms are always discriminated against. Just because we're sedentary doesn't mean we're not there, you know.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Oh, so sorry, fgalkin! *sits on your head*

You're a s-s-s-s-snake. You can't sit on anything. Mostly because you lack the sitting organ.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-12 12:49am

fgalkin wrote:
Zaia wrote:Oh, so sorry, fgalkin! *sits on your head*
You're a s-s-s-s-snake. You can't sit on anything. Mostly because you lack the sitting organ.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

I sit with my entire body, thanks. *coils up and SITS all over fgalkin and his mushroomy head*

What a strange turn this thread has taken. And I take all (well, ok, most of) the credit! BWAHAHA!

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-12 12:56am

Zaia wrote:
fgalkin wrote:
Zaia wrote:Oh, so sorry, fgalkin! *sits on your head*
You're a s-s-s-s-snake. You can't sit on anything. Mostly because you lack the sitting organ.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
I sit with my entire body, thanks. *coils up and SITS all over fgalkin and his mushroomy head*

What a strange turn this thread has taken. And I take all (well, ok, most of) the credit! BWAHAHA!

That would be lying down.

Besides, as long as the mycelium is safe, I should be fine. And, since you lack any kind of digging appendages....

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-12 12:58am

fgalkin wrote:That would be lying down. Besides, as long as the mycelium is safe, I should be fine. And, since you lack any kind of digging appendages....

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Bah, technicalities! And *bites your mycelium, whatever the hell that is because I can't be bothered to look it up*

BWAHAHAH!! PH34R MY S-S-S-SNAKINESS!!

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-12 01:04am

Zaia wrote:
fgalkin wrote:That would be lying down. Besides, as long as the mycelium is safe, I should be fine. And, since you lack any kind of digging appendages....

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Bah, technicalities! And *bites your mycelium, whatever the hell that is because I can't be bothered to look it up*

BWAHAHAH!! PH34R MY S-S-S-SNAKINESS!!

Thank you for demostrating the snakes' inferior intellectual capacity . Or, putting it simply, you're dumber than a mushroom.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-12 01:15am

fgalkin wrote:Thank you for demostrating the snakes' inferior intellectual capacity . Or, putting it simply, you're dumber than a mushroom.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

*hissssssssssses*

*clears little snake throat*

Mycelium, pronounced /mI-'sE-lE-&m/, refers to the mass of interwoven filamentous hyphae that forms especially the vegetative portion of the thallus of a fungus and is often submerged in another body (as of soil or organic matter or the tissues of a host).

*smiles a cute little snake smile and then BITES YOU WITH MY POISONOUS FANGS*

Take that, you inert fungus.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-12 01:19am

And your poison will do what exactly? You'd be better off chasing badgers, you overgrown earthworm.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-12 01:24am

fgalkin wrote:And your poison will do what exactly? You'd be better off chasing badgers, you overgrown earthworm.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

*decides not to wait for the poison to take effect (which it would have--fungi are not immune to my venom!) and just swallows you whole instead*

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-12 01:25am

Zaia wrote:
fgalkin wrote:And your poison will do what exactly? You'd be better off chasing badgers, you overgrown earthworm.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
*decides not to wait for the poison to take effect (which it would have--fungi are not immune to my venom!) and just swallows you whole instead*

You would have to dig me out first.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-12 01:27am

I have very strong snakey muscles; I pulled you out of the ground while I ATE YOU MUSHROOMY HEAD!!!

Mmm. Tasty. You're better on pizza, though.

*cackles evilly in a hissy kind of way*

And NO, that swallowing-whole comment has no sexual innuendo in it whatsoever. Please move along.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-12 01:31am

Zaia wrote:I have very strong snakey muscles; I pulled you out of the ground while I ATE YOU MUSHROOMY HEAD!!! Mmm. Tasty. You're better on pizza, though.

*cackles evilly in a hissy kind of way*

Actually, that wouldn't work. The "mushroom" part will break from the mycelium if you do that.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-12 01:33am

Zaia wrote:
And NO, that swallowing-whole comment has no sexual innuendo in it whatsoever. Please move along.

Oooh, you ate my "head". More, please.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **The Wookiee** » 2004-05-12 09:38am

Lunacy split from the What do you think the people post here look like? thread. Naughty hijackers...

Z! My dungeon, ten minutes!...Bring a friend!

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-12 09:54am

Oooh! A thread which makes no sense whatsoever! Wee!

Can't we mushrooms and snakes just get along? Make love and not war and all that?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-05-12 10:00am

The Wookiee wrote:Lunacy split from the What do you think the people post here look like? thread. Naughty hijackers...

Z! My dungeon, ten minutes!...Bring a friend!

I get to spank the wookiee, and eat donuts off of Zaia

!

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2004-05-12 10:00am

Er, fgalkin, what, exactly, are you complaining about? Zaia *sat on you*! Do you know how much most of us would pay to have that happen?!

-Damien

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-12 10:26am

Zaia wrote:And NO, that swallowing-whole comment has no sexual innuendo in it whatsoever.

I have never seen more obvious sarcasm.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-12 10:48am

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Oooh! A thread which makes no sense whatsoever! Wee!

Of course it makes sense! Don't you know the song?!

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-12 10:59am

Oni Koneko Damien wrote:Er, fgalkin, what, exactly, are you complaining about? Zaia *sat on you*! Do you know how much most of us would pay to have that happen?!

-Damien

She not only sat on me, she ate my head (

). And I think that your willingness to pay for these things is one of the reasons why its not happening to you.

Also, as a mushroom, I object to the blatant discrimination as seen from the fact that this thread is split. Just because we muhrooms are not mobile, does not mean we can't post in the same threads you do. I have a dream, that one day mushrooms and other organisms will learn to live together....

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-12 11:04am

PS: My venom disintegrates mushrooms and their mycelium, so hah. And there was never any sexual innuendo. *blinks*

PPS: Woo! More dungeons!

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-12 11:07am

Zaia wrote:PS: My venom disintegrates mushrooms and their mycelium, so hah. And there was never any sexual innuendo. *blinks*

PPS: Woo! More dungeons!

No it doesn't. Now go away before you get swarmed by a horde of rabid badgers high on (dumroll) mushrooms.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-12 12:28pm

Zaia wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:Oooh! A thread which makes no sense whatsoever! Wee!
Of course it makes sense! Don't you know the song?!

Uhhh....what song?