Would you give yourself a blowjob?

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Would you give yourself a blowjob?

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Phantasee
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Post by Phantasee »

This is still up? Hm. The threads about sex seem to get the post interest...Maybe next time I need some homework help I'll just offer some porn... :D
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Post by President Sharky »

I'll have to take the "no fucking way" option on this one. I'm sorry, wanking off is one thing, but sucking off, ugh. I don't even know why girls would want something like that in their mouths :? It's just...a penis. I mean look at it, what an ugly gonade.
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Post by pellaeons_scion »

*ahem*
I can, and have. Flexible enough to do it. Not regularly mind you, as it does take some work, but it is possible.

just makes a change from jerking off by hand thats all.
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Post by Oni Koneko Damien »

Hell yes.

And if it were my clone, well, I may be a bit narcissistic, but damn I'm hot, I'd do that too.

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Post by admiral_danielsben »

Phantasee wrote:This is still up? Hm. The threads about sex seem to get the post interest...Maybe next time I need some homework help I'll just offer some porn... :D
Might work, although I'm not entirely sure what kind of help you'll get, or from whom...
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I don't think i'd suck my clone off. Basically i don't consider myself that good looking. Dalton told me i looked like Jack Osbourne gone professional, and that's about the nicest thing anyone has said about me.
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Lord Pounder wrote:I don't think i'd suck my clone off. Basically i don't consider myself that good looking. Dalton told me i looked like Jack Osbourne gone professional, and that's about the nicest thing anyone has said about me.
:? Well, speaking as a straight man, you're definitely better-looking than he is.
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Post by The lost Prophet »

I figure if i cant get anyone else to do it, (dont say a word Alyrium) then i might as well.....unless there is a volunteer, males not apply.
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Post by Alyrium Denryle »

You dont have to worry about me 8)

But you just opened yourself up for the REST of GALE :P
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:You dont have to worry about me 8)

But you just opened yourself up for the REST of GALE :P
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*bad pun police bludgeon The Aliens around the neck and shoulders with a fresh trout*
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:*Pad pun police bludgeon The Aliens around the neck and shoulders with a fresh trout*
*Spelling Nazi's bludgeon Alyrium with whiffle bats*

This just isn't your day is it Aly?
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Post by Alyrium Denryle »

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:*Pad pun police bludgeon The Aliens around the neck and shoulders with a fresh trout*
*Spelling Nazi's bludgeon Alyrium with whiffle bats*

This just isn't your day is it Aly?
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Back on topic shall we.....

Yes, I would give myself a blowjob.

I used to be able to do so to a limited extent

Cant anymore...
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