19 years ago, birth control failed...

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-05-12 02:18am

And here I am today!

Yes, I'm told I was indeed the product of a birth control failure.

Sadly I spent my birthday at home doing nothing but watching TV and recovering from a mild case of the flu. Bleh.

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2004-05-12 02:23am

Happy birthday!

And you weren't an accident, you were a surpise!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-05-12 02:23am

Happy birthday!

Woo!

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-05-12 02:35am

You're 19 years old? Wow. Happy birthday!

I'm 21 so

If it makes you feel any better, your b'day is an accurate description of my 21st.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-05-12 02:51am

Wanna know what I got for my 23rd?

Nothing. I met no-one, my parents were working. and I spend the day, and night. here on SD.net and feeling sorry for myself. but anyway

oh yeh, and Happy Bravo Delta.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2004-05-12 02:59am

Happy B-Day!!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-05-12 05:06am

Have a good one, matey.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-05-12 07:42am

Vald: "Matey"? Have you turned pirate?

Happy birthday Uraniun!

Think of it this way, you'll have to make up for a lack of a party this year with a bigger one next year!

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-05-12 08:48am

No valdy's become an accountant.

Happy B day Uraniun.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-05-12 08:49am

Happy B-Day...and soon you'll have legal liquor in america.

So hopefully you're somewhere else.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2004-05-12 08:57am

From now on your new name is 'Broken Condom'.

j/k

Happy B-Day.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-05-12 08:59am

SyntaxVorlon wrote:No valdy's become an accountant.

Happy B day Uraniun.

I suddenly have visions of that godless awful Halifax ad...

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-05-12 09:38am

ha! ha!

i see a condom manufacturing process that ran out outside 3 standard deviations from the mean hath resulted in one standard deviant!

Happy Birthday!

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-05-12 09:26pm

Woah, that's a lot of birthdays in one day.

Happy Birthday.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2004-05-12 09:43pm

Don't think of it as an accident, next time they bring it up tell them that they were foolish to think that their punny walls of plastic and latex could possible stop You!

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2004-05-12 09:45pm

Who are these people? Good for them, I guess.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-05-12 10:56pm

Uraniun235 wrote:19 years ago, birth control failed...

That's impressive, not many people know the exact day of their conception. I commend your parent's bookkeeping.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-05-13 12:52am

Oh, goddamnit.

Well, I guess it still works if you go strictly by the words "birth control" and call it a failure only if the baby is actually born (i.e. no miscarriage or anything). Or if you classify "birth control" as "the great anti-baby conspiracy".

I think I'll go with the second one.

StarshipTitanic: We're the people who will come to your house and throw birds at your car.

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-05-13 12:53am

My parents told me I was conceived on a whim. Now I begin to wonder...

Happy birthday!

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-05-13 12:55am

That's a bit depressing, you know.

Could be worse. They could have said something like "we went to the clinic a week late."

Happy birthday, though.

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2004-05-13 01:30am

Technically, it should be 19 years and 9 months ago birth control failed....

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-05-13 01:45am

Your parents TOLD you you were an accident? Not cool...

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » 2004-05-13 01:50am

"You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older, and now you're even older, and now you're even older. You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older, and now you're older still."
-they might be giants "older"

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-05-13 02:43am

Personally, I think it's amusing that I'm the result of failed birth control (I'll have to ask my mother what exactly it was). It's not like my mother got mad and said "you were an accident!", it was all in good spirits.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2004-05-13 03:27am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:That's a bit depressing, you know.

Could be worse. They could have said something like "we went to the clinic a week late."

Happy birthday, though.

Better than that one Sexy Losers' "And that's how you were born" strip.

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